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Mary-Kate Olsen Gets Tanned In 30 Seconds or Your Money Back
To get ready for the 2007 Costume Institute Gala tonight Mary-Kate wanted a tan but not just any tan. Here were her requirements:
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She need it fast. Preferably in 30 seconds or less because with her ADD she would start screaming if it took longer.
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She need it cheap, like with some sort of coupon dealio.
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She need it without the usual skin cancer because cancer is so last year.
Luckily she found a place that met all those requirements -- Le Beach Club in Brentwood. They have this new Mystic Tan technology that allows you to get a spray on tan in 30 seconds or less depending on what size you are. In Mary-kate's case it took 1.092 seconds. Look at her now!
A little orangy but they say that should go away, probably, maybe, not really.
(more...)Event: Costume Institute Gala 2007 - Mary-Kate and Ashley Attending?Video: >> New Video Clips of Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen at 2007 MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala HQ Photos: >> HQ Photos of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Arriving at 2007 MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala
Georges Lepape (French, 1887-1971), Les choses de Paul Poiret / vues par Georges Lepape, 1911, Pochoir print, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, The Irene Lewisohn Costume Reference Library, Special Collections.
Mary-Kate and Ashley might again make their considerable presence felt at this years annual Costume Institute Benefit Gala at New York's Metropolitan Opera House in New York City this Monday, May 7, 2007.
(more...)New HQ Photos of Mary-Kate and Ashley Leaving Maxfields, Monday, April 30, 2007
Update: the first one at the top I just added had blotchy blue patterns on the legs so I fixed that and reuploaded it.
Here are a few gorgeous HQ (~2000x3000 pixel) photos of the girls leaving Maxfields Monday, April 30, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood HQ website, Mkaolsen.org
As if they weren't pretty enough I prettied them up some more with Photoshop.
Mary-Kate and Ashley: The Secret of Their Success
Found another new article about The Row at Vogue.co.uk. Ashley impresses with her "intricate knowledge and obvious passion for the cut, fabric, colour and tailoring of each garment."
Ashley Olsen’s Heart is Broken Again
I know she likes mature men but this is ridiculous.
I mean really Ashley, The Thinker? Isn't he like 105 or something? What in the world could you guys have in common? Rolexes? I can't see his father approving of this.
Full WWD Article on The Row Leaked: Lambs Scared Out of Their Skin
The Row features coats made out of luxurious silky lamb fur, but the Association of Scared Sheep (A.S.S.) is furious about it.
In a statement released to the press the association that represents scared sheep the world over complained about Mary-Kate and Ashley's new adult fashion label, The Row.
New! Photo-shoot of Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Adult Fashion Line — The Row
"I like the pieces, it reminds me of the 1990's minimalism look. I like it a lot." Cocosteaparty
What is on Ashley Olsen’s Mind?Do you ever wonder what Ashley thinks about in these photos? Is she thinking of heavy things like how she misses Greg. Or is she thinking of mundane things like how heavy that bag is or how much her feet hurt. Or maybe she's wishing she could have one moment of peace so she could actually enjoy a nice walk on a beautiful warm day in LA without being hounded and followed and stared at and photographed by the stalkerazzi? I think the latter.
source: Mkaolsen.org
Ashley Olsen Vogues a Pose in Her Hose and Rows
Congratulations to Ashley Olsen for being voted 4th best dressed last week by Alexandra "Couture" Kotur of Vogue magazine based on the outfit she wore while leaving the photoshoot for her new adult fashion line -- The Row.
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Super HQ Photos of Ashley Olsen’s Super Sexy Legs
Whoa. I'm feelin a top ten reasons why Ashley Olsen is hot coming on... ;-)
New HQ Photos of Ashley Olsen Shopping at MaxFields on Friday the 13th 2007
Do you know what yesterday was? That's right it was Friday the 13th. For some that's an unlucky day. But to me it's the luckiest day of all, because that's the day Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were born, on June of 1986, Friday the 13th!
Mary-Kate and Ashley’s American Express Centurion Credit Card Rejected at Maxfield
You thought there was no limit on the American Express Centurion black credit card? Think again. If your bank account is empty it doesn't matter who you are, you get rejected. That's exactly what happened to Mary-Kate and Ashley at Maxfields recently. They forgot to hit the refill button after their last purchase, France, and now they're sooo embarrassed. Mr. Maxfield told them to get out and don't come back.
You didn't believe that did you? No way their American Express black would ever be rejected. Mr. Maxfield must laughing all the way to the bank after every visit by the shop-oholic duet.
Of course I was just kidding about that unlimited black Amex. That's just another unsubstantiated urban myth and there is no such thing, or is there?
What Can Photoshop CS2 Do For Ashley Olsen?
Photoshop can turn a dull blurry lifeless photo into a razor sharp vibrant one, all with a few mouse clicks. Amazing.
Ashley Olsen Before and After, March 25, 2007
Ashley Olsen Walking Her Imaginary Dog
He's so cute isn't he? You see him don't you? DON'T YOU? Oh dear God please say you see him!
Mary-Kate and Max Got Game
What's a player? A player is one who uses the other for sex, or fame, or fortune or all three. As we can see from these new photos of Mary-Kate and Max at a recent Canadien vs. Rangers game, they got their game on but they're not players, they're in it for the love, and that makes all the difference.
New Photos of Mary-Kate and Ashley Preparing for Row Photoshoot
Thanks to Olsen-fan.net for these photos of the girls preparing for a photoshoot for their new fashion line, The Row.
Max Gives Mary-Kate Her Money Back
When we last left Mary-Kate she was humbled into looking for job after losing all her money to that dastardly Max who stole it all by filching her Amex Black Centurion from her purse and making a massive $150 million cash advance at a local Bevery Hills ATM.
But as you can see the Mary-Kate is back and at the top of her game. How did she do it? Well from what I've heard, after a few rounds in the bedroom Max saw the error of his ways and coughed up Mary-Kate's life savings, minus the $75k he spent on hookers and jelly beans.
Let it be said that no man, after experiencing her infamous Cambootian HoCone, can long resist the Mary-Kate. Max had no choice but to give the money back, for he was K-whipped.
source: Mkaolsen.org
Mary-Kate and Ashley Say: “You Reap What We Row”
Ashley: They said we couldn't do it, but we called down the couture and our fans will reap the Row. Right Mary-Kate?
Mary-Kate: If it is true we know which way the fashion winds blow would it not also be true that our new upscale haute couture $200 T-Shirt fashion line would blow just as well?
Ashley: Mary-Kate and Ashley blow yo! Word to yo mama!
Mary-Kate: Right on sista. They didn't think it was physically possible, but we proved we can suck and blow at the same time. Eat that Enquirer.
source: Mkaolsen.org
Ashley Olsen Blames it on Rio Mar
update: Jealous Kay
Mary-Kate called. It wasn't good. Actually now that I think of it she never calls just to chat. It's always the same thing, bitch bitch bitch that's all she does.
This time she was all upset I only posted photos of Ash at the photoshoot they just did for their new clothing line, The Row, when "you knew very well I was there too!"
Sigh, alright Kate, I give, I'll find one of you too ok? Geeez!
She can be such a pain.
And one more of Ash. Hahaha! I win!
source: Bigcelebritynews.com
Ashley doesn't like to dis directly, she prefers the subtle approach. That's why when she left the Rio Mar restaurant in New York City’s Meatpacking District after an unsatisfying meal she intentionally wore the universal sign of disdain, an Alexander McQueen Skull Scarf:
source: Mkaphotos
New Photo: Mary-Kate Olsen Poses with Her Posse in Argentina
While in Argentina recently Mary-Kate took the opportunity to deputize a few of her fans into the BIA Celebrity Marshall program so they could fight crime, keep the paparazzi away, and make her look tall.
Sadly all were lost in a firefight with the local Argentine gangster paparazzi who made the mistake of getting a tad too close to "La Princesa Maria-Kate." They will be missed.
source: Olsentwinsglam
Max Snow Steals all Mary-Kate’s Money
I knew that guy was a flim flam man the first time I laid eyes on him. Those beady eyes, those ratty pants he almost wears, it's a dead giveaway. Poor penniless Mary-Kate now has to work for a living. Hahaha! Revenge of the normal people! Me.
So now she has to go through the gut wrenching humiliation we all do like begging applying for jobs, being thrown to the ground and kicked repeatedly in the head when caught trying to sneak get into Bungalow 8 without any street juice. Things like that.
source: Mkaolsen
Ashley + Pantyhose + Starbucks = My Cup of Tea
How can she sleep drinking so much coffee? I've heard coffee can be good for you in some ways but the caffeine can really wreck your sleep patterns which can be bad for your health. Coffee is also a diuretic so it's bad for the skin. They both look good and seem healthy though so I guess they manage it ok.
Is there something that can nullify caffeine? Like if you can't sleep because you drink too much coffee is there something that can cancel out the caffeine?
source: Mkaphotos
