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Mary-Kate and Max the Moocher
That's not Mary-Kate being sweet and carrying Max's drink. She doesn't trust Max, he mooches. She hates moochers.
"Max cannot be trusted. If I let him hold my drink I just know he'd sip it. Ew. For my lips only."
(more...)Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Present: CFDA Ceremony Photos
Nobody believed they actually presented at the CFDA awards so here's proof. Ha. Now say something.
New Photos of Ashley Olsen Helping Sprouse Brothers Launch Their New Clothing Line (June 10,2007)
Headline: Dylan and Cole Sprouse Celebrate Launch of Sprouse Bros. Clothing Line, the Newest Project from the Olsens' Dualstar Entertainment Group
Venue: Val Surf
Location: North Hollywood, California United States
Date: June 9, 2007
Mary-Kate, Ashley, and a Couple of Boobs
Ok it was 203 to 127 in favor of removing Kelsey's photo. Apologies to Kelsey and all her loyal fans.
The House That Mary-Kate Olsen (Almost) Built
Check out these nice new HQ Photos of Mary-Kate Olsen rocking and rolling in Soho NYC, June 5, the day after the CFDA event.
As you can see she glued her hand to her ear again. When she's disappointed or sad or gloomy or just needs to relax and get away from it all she goes to her workshop and puts together model planes.
Unfortunately, almost every time, she manages to glue her hand to some part of her body. This time it was her ear -- it was itchy.
My guess is she must of been distracted by her continual failure to find the perfect vintage home in NY.
Among the prospective buyers was the actress Mary-Kate Olsen. “She showed up with her big sunglasses,” Dennis St. Germain, another of the brokers, said. “She knew her real estate. She said,
‘This is three million to renovate and it’s a two-year ordeal, and I just can’t do that.’ ”
HQ Photos of Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen Arriving at CFDA Fashion Awards 2007
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New Photos of the CFDA FASHION Award Warm Up Dinner Hosted by Nadja Swarovski and Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen
update: more HQs.
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Sneak a Peak at Mary-Kate & Ashley’s New Fashion Line: Elizabeth and James
Mary-Kate and Ashley have revealed a new fashion line today:
The Elizabeth and James collection.
It's named after their younger sister Elizabeth "Lizzie" Olsen and older brother James "Trent" Olsen.
Nitrolicious.com - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen presents their new contemporary line, Elizabeth and James. WWD reports that the line is named after the Olsens’ younger sister, Elizabeth, and older brother, James, the twins teamed up with Peter Koral and Jane Siskin, the creators of Seven For All Mankind and LaRok to create this line. This collection is based on a relationship between a young girl and a boy and to tell a story through the clothing. The contemporary collection is a play on masculine verses feminine and casual versus dressy. For a dressed-up look, the line includes silk dresses and a sequin minidress that was inspired by one of Mary-Kate’s vintage finds.
Elizabeth and James will launch domestically with four collections for spring, fall, holiday and resort in limited distribution. Bergdorf Goodman, Neiman Marcus and Intermix has already picked up the line for fall. With wholesale prices ranging from $40 for T-shirts to $452 for a fox-fur trim coat, I guess they realized that not many ladies out there can afford $360 leggings under their The Row collection. Are you liking what you’re seeing so far?
Mary-Kate and Ashley Row Their Way Into the June 2007 Issue of Vogue (France)
I don't know French but it looks like this article in the June 2007 issue of Vogue France is about Mary-Kate and Ashley's new fashion line, The Row. You know what's funny about The Row?
It's so #000000 yo.
Sometimes there's some #FFFFFF but it's mostly #000000.
I know what happened, Mary-Kate and Ashley were wearing sunglasses at night while designing it. Their pupils were all dilated.
Anyone want to transcribe and translate this?
ErotiKate and JustRelaxSaidMax
I knew it, Max and Kate are fornicating. I got the evidence. First lets go to the scene of the crime.
Coco De Mer Erotic Emporium.
You will never find a more sensuous hive of erotic delights as the Coco de Mer Erotic Emporium. There is only one reason one might visit such an establishment, to buy the tools of fornication. And guess who was caught leaving there? Thats right.
ErotiKate and JustRelaxSaidMax
Shocking, isn't it. They have no shame, they make no effort to hide the proof I needed to confirm their intention to fornicate. Allow me to zoom in and rotate for your viewing pleasure.
(more...)Amazing Photo: Mary-Kate and Ashley Save the Day at Chanel Cruise Show
The plane was late and the crowd was getting ugly.
Karl was getting nervous so he asked if anyone would mind volunteering to give a talk or recite a poem or sing a song or do a magic trick or whatever while they waited?
Mary-Kate and Ashley whispered to each other, nodded their heads, and volunteered. They walked slowly to the front of the crowd smiling nervously since they never did this in public before.
Ashley put her hands together in front of Mary-Kate. Mary-Kate put her foot in and on the count of three -- whoosh she flew into the air.
Mary-Kate simulation (Usadiving)
She went into a perfect pike, executed a forward 2 ½ somersault, then opened into a head down descent directly toward Ashley waiting below.
When she landed on Ashley women screamed and men rushed to help.
Click the link below to see the amazing photo. Warning, not safe for people who get vertigo easily.
Ashley Olsen Crashes the James Perse Men’s Boutique Launch Party May 22, 2007
She wasn't invited. She just showed up with her good friend Alex, her designated c*ckblocker for the night.
Mary-Kate Likes Her Some Cobra Snake
She likes her Cobra Snake so much she gladly poses with/for him while attending the Chanel Cruise Collection 2007-2008 fashion show last Friday.
Max NY and Mary-Kay LA
Here are the photos, thanks to Mkaolsen.org, that go with the video of Max and Mary-Kate posted earlier.
I heard Max refuses to move out to LA permanently like Mary-Kate wants. Ah he's just playing hard to get. If he made it too easy for her and did everything she wanted right away he knows she'd lose interest, get bored, and start looking for another guy. He doesn't want that to happen.
See-Through Mary-Kate
Mary-Kate thought she was opaque but it didn't take so for her sake I wouldn't make that mistake, again.
Gorgeous HQ Photos of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen at Chanel Cruise Event
First I want to show you a couple of photos I found here.
This is a cool establishing shot of the jet where the models were disembarking.
I heard some models were sucked into the jet engines because they forgot to turn them off. They're ok though. The models were so thin they slipped between the turbine blades and came out the other side ready to wear and permanently pressed.
The second photo is Mary-Kate and Ashley with their good friend Hayden who came along because he had nothing better to do and Heroes wasn't on.
"I gotta go to the vet cause these puppies are sick."
Now come the HQs.
(more...)Max Pisses Off Mary-Kate For the Last Time: Is it over?
You can see they had a fight, it's obvious. He's all red faced and she can't look at him she's so angry. Is the romance over? What was the fight about? I know what it was about: He wanted to wear that dress. As you might expect Mary-Kate was not too happy about that....
(more...)Ashley Olsen is a Man: Believe it, or Not
Click to zoom in on Ashley's chest fuzz.
Jennifer "JLo" Lopez Looks Down-Low on the Mary-Kate-OOn the surface she seems sweet, but underneath Jennifer Lopez is a seething cauldron of JLo-sy.
A facial expression is worth a thousand daggers.
source: Mkaolsen.org
HQ Photos of Mary-Kate Leaving Tanning SalonI photo-shopped these high quality candids of Mary-Kate leaving Le Beach tanning salon and they look much better now I think.
New Still of Mary-Kate Olsen in Factory GirlYou can pre-order the Factory Girl DVD now at Amazon.
source: Double-olsens
Mary-Kate Love’s Her Some CorsetHow did she change her clothes while still wearing that corset? Hmm, wait, I seem to remember she dated David Copperfield once...
Justjared Wearing a long, flowing leopard print dress, Mary-Kate Olsen makes a quick exit from the Gramercy Park Hotel where Kate Moss held an aftershow party at the hotel after launching her Topshop collection in Barneys on Tuesday. Eonline.com First up, the Olsen twins at the Balenciaga bash at the legendary Chinese eatery Mr. Chow. Ashley and Mary-Kate were spotted dancing with Rolling Stones legend Mick Jagger! Ivanka Trump also joined them on the dance floor.
HQ Photos of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Arriving at 2007 MET Costume Institute Benefit GalaCheck out these gorgeous high quality photos of those fashion forward women we all know and love. Around 1200x2000 pixels each. Thanks to Olsen-fan.net. Photoshop enhanced. Is that Ashley's new BF? His trousers are too long and his sleeves too short and he hunches. Ashley has a lot of work on her hands to fix this one up.
Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen Arrival Photos: MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala 2007
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Arrival Photos: MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala 2007
