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Mary-Kate Olsen or Ashley Olsen B00bs? (click to enlarge)

This is not a fake. It was only brightened, enlarged, colorized, and the watermark removed. Below is the original:

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source: misanthropytoday

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"If that guy tries to get an upskirt he’s f&cking dead. Whoa, feeling a little woozy…"

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So now Ashley is forced to make a run for it. Good luck Ash! Um, can I have your car?

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"That rat f#ck Scott is gonna pay for this. Now I’m a fug-ative of justice. Hmm, that sounds kinda cool actually. I’ll have street cred like Paris. People will fear me now yo."

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"Some people pump iron, I pump Gucci."

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Cheater.

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5 out of 5 Chopsticks! *****

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The funeral was lovely as usual. The flowers were gorgeous! Everyone pretended to cry — they were all in on it of course. Except for one, Paris. She thought it was real. She laughed maniacally and screamed.

"I WIN!"

 

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   1 Pair of Full Boobs
+ 1 Pair of Snake Hips              
   1 Hot Sweet(in) Mama!

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Video Clip: Mary-Kate and Ashley at Sole June 26, 2007
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Thin Man: "I’ll find you my pretty, and your little dog too, hahahaha!"

<Shiver>

Creepy dude.

Anyway as you might expect he wasn’t happy when I told him I knew where Ashley was today and kept it from him.

Good thing I can run pretty fast or he would of skewered me.

Ashley Olsen, New York City, June 22, 2007 - Just another average run-of-the-mill billionaire New Yorker.

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Mary-kate and Ashley are sexy but in different ways.

Ashley is classically sexy.

She admires classic beauties such as Rita Hayworth who exuded mystery, elegance, and smoldering sexuality.

She also admires Bella Lugosi who also exuded mystery, elegance, and evil sexuality.

It’s only natural that she would put them both together.

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Here’s the one they made for Mary-Kate and Ashley.

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 I’d like to see Ashley fight Ash from Army of Darkness. That would be cool. It might look like this….

Here we see Mary laying down the law, taking names, kicking ass, and drinking some Jack Daniels cause she can and that’s the way she rolls. They hate her already. They’re complaining she’s a total control freak. On the other hand they like the free clothes and the Krispy Kreems.

"Yeah, and, like, I want to move the show to Australia. They got some bitchin waves there man. We could do a show on surfing while high on weed. Ever try that? It’s awesome dude."

"Yo, dude with the glasses, your stealing my thunder. This is all about me got it? I’m all that and a bag of pretzels so bugger off."

"I’m what? I’m hunching? Your fired. Next."

"Uh oh, this dude is closing in on me. Meat shield, code blue, take him down, do the usual anal probe or whatever, then terminate with extreme etc. Ok what were we talking about? Oh yeah, me."

"Have you ever glued you hand to your glasses?"

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Ashley Olsen and Elizabeth "Lizzie" Olsen.

Lizzie joined Ashley in helping the Sprouse Brothers launch their new clothing line at Val Surf.

Elizabeth Olsen and her brother James Olsen are the inspiration for Mary-Kate and Ashley’s new affordable contemporary fashion line, Elizabeth and James.

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1. Totally Cynical "Thanks for the Happy Birthday!" from Ashley and Mary-Kate

Totally cynical not really personal thank you from Dualstar intern Georgina who is THIS close to being fired (opens new window)

Well isn’t that special.

It seem as if Mary-Kate and Ashley have taken time from their busy "Day of Doing Nothing So Suck It" schedule to order Georgina, the Dualstar intern/slave/doormat, to pretend she is them and thank everyone for their "Happy birthday Mary-Kate & Ashley" birthday wishes.

How totally, cynically, insincerely, nice of them.

Btw, what’s wrong with that picture up there?

That’s right, it’s Ashley in both photos. Ha! How cynical of Georgina to think we wouldn’t notice. Lame.

Get your act together Georgina or it’s back to the MK&A >=Row-> factory sweat shop and bordello back in Bulgaria where we found you. Some people just don’t appreciate anything.

2.Totally Cynical Video clip of Mary-Kate Shoplifting at Antiquarius Jewelry Store in Beverly Hills

Actually I don’t blame her, they charge too much. But still, it’s totally cynical of her. For some reason.

3. Totally Cynical Photos of Mary-Kate and Ashley Buying Birthday Gifts For Each Other

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Yeah right, pay no attention it’s all for the cameras folks. Move along, nothing real to see here.

This concludes a not totally serious totally cynical post.

Btw, happy birthday Mary-Kate and Ashley.

"Max cannot be trusted. If I let him hold my drink I just know he’d sip it. Ew. For my lips only."

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Headline: Dylan and Cole Sprouse Celebrate Launch of Sprouse Bros. Clothing Line, the Newest Project from the Olsens’ Dualstar Entertainment Group

Venue: Val Surf 

Location: North Hollywood, California United States

Date: June 9, 2007

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As you can see she glued her hand to her ear again. When she’s disappointed or sad or gloomy or just needs to relax and get away from it all she goes to her workshop and puts together model planes.

Unfortunately, almost every time, she manages to glue her hand to some part of her body. This time it was her ear — it was itchy.

My guess is she must of been distracted by her continual failure to find the perfect vintage home in NY.

Newyorker.com

Among the prospective buyers was the actress Mary-Kate Olsen. “She showed up with her big sunglasses,” Dennis St. Germain, another of the brokers, said. “She knew her real estate. She said,

 ‘This is three million to renovate and it’s a two-year ordeal, and I just can’t do that.’ ”

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~2400×3600 each

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Mary-Kate and Ashley have revealed a new fashion line today:

The Elizabeth and James collection.

It’s named after their younger sister Elizabeth "Lizzie" Olsen and older brother James "Trent" Olsen.

Nitrolicious.com - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen presents their new contemporary line, Elizabeth and James. WWD reports that the line is named after the Olsens’ younger sister, Elizabeth, and older brother, James, the twins teamed up with Peter Koral and Jane Siskin, the creators of Seven For All Mankind and LaRok to create this line. This collection is based on a relationship between a young girl and a boy and to tell a story through the clothing. The contemporary collection is a play on masculine verses feminine and casual versus dressy. For a dressed-up look, the line includes silk dresses and a sequin
minidress that was inspired by one of Mary-Kate’s vintage finds.

Elizabeth and James will launch domestically with four collections for spring, fall, holiday and resort in limited distribution. Bergdorf Goodman, Neiman Marcus and Intermix has already picked up the line for fall. With wholesale prices ranging from $40 for T-shirts to $452 for a fox-fur trim coat, I guess they realized that not many ladies out there can afford $360 leggings under their The Row collection. Are you liking what you’re seeing so far?

It’s so #000000 yo.

Sometimes there’s some #FFFFFF but it’s mostly #000000.

I know what happened, Mary-Kate and Ashley were wearing sunglasses at night while designing it. Their pupils were all dilated.

Anyone want to transcribe and translate this?

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Coco De Mer Erotic Emporium.

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You will never find a more sensuous hive of erotic delights as the Coco de Mer Erotic Emporium. There is only one reason one might visit such an establishment, to buy the tools of fornication. And guess who was caught leaving there? Thats right.

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Shocking, isn’t it. They have no shame, they make no effort to hide the proof I needed to confirm their intention to fornicate. Allow me to zoom in and rotate for your viewing pleasure.

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Karl was getting nervous so he asked if anyone would mind volunteering to give a talk or recite a poem or sing a song or do a magic trick or whatever while they waited?

Mary-Kate and Ashley whispered to each other, nodded their heads, and  volunteered. They walked slowly to the front of the crowd smiling nervously since they never did this in public before.

Ashley put her hands together in front of Mary-Kate. Mary-Kate put her foot in and on the count of three — whoosh she flew into the air.

 Mary-Kate simulation (Usadiving)

She went into a perfect pike, executed a forward 2 ½ somersault, then opened into a head down descent directly toward Ashley waiting below.

When she landed on Ashley women screamed and men rushed to help.

Click the link below to see the amazing photo. Warning, not safe for people who get vertigo easily.

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I heard Max refuses to move out to LA permanently like Mary-Kate wants. Ah he’s just playing hard to get. If he made it too easy for her and did everything she wanted right away he knows she’d lose interest, get bored, and start looking for another guy. He doesn’t want that to happen. 

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This is a cool establishing shot of the jet where the models were disembarking.

I heard some models were sucked into the jet engines because they forgot to turn them off. They’re ok though. The models were so thin they slipped between the turbine blades and came out the other side ready to wear and permanently pressed.

The second photo is Mary-Kate and Ashley with their good friend Hayden who came along because he had nothing better to do and Heroes wasn’t on.

"I gotta go to the vet cause these puppies are sick."

Now come the HQs.

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You can see they had a fight, it’s obvious. He’s all red faced and she can’t look at him she’s so angry. Is the romance over? What was the fight about? I know what it was about: He wanted to wear that dress. As you might expect Mary-Kate was not too happy about that….

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A facial expression is worth a thousand daggers.

source: Mkaolsen.org

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source: Double-olsens

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Wearing a long, flowing leopard print dress, Mary-Kate Olsen makes a quick exit from the Gramercy Park Hotel where Kate Moss held an aftershow party at the hotel after launching her Topshop collection in Barneys on Tuesday.

Eonline.com

First up, the Olsen twins at the Balenciaga bash at the legendary Chinese eatery Mr. Chow. Ashley and Mary-Kate were spotted dancing with Rolling Stones legend Mick Jagger! Ivanka Trump also joined them on the dance floor.

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