Mary-Kate was in blue at the Weeds press conference and now she’s in a black dress wearing black heels carrying a black purse and getting into a black car. I’m sensing a pattern here. Yes, it’s coming to me, I have it — she likes blue and black. You see, this is why I’m smarter […]
Apparently the IRS found out she didn’t pay taxes on her massive gambling winnings she scored back in 2005 while in Vegas with former bf Scott "iRot" Sartiano. It was his idea. He’s a bad bad guy.
So now Ashley is forced to make a run for it. Good luck Ash! Um, can I have your […]
"Some people pump iron, I pump Gucci."
Ashley takes forever. Bim bam and Mary-Kate is ready to rock and roll. Mostly because she wears the same clothes from the night before doesn’t bathe or wash her hair and wears no underwear.
Cheater.
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It must of been Mary-Kate’s turn to pick the restaurant. She loves sushi and Nobu has the best.
5 out of 5 Chopsticks! *****
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As you can see from these photos that’s Mary-Kate on her way to her own funeral. She faked her death again. It’s ok she does it all the time, she gets off on it.
The funeral was lovely as usual. The flowers were gorgeous! Everyone pretended to cry — they were all in on it of […]
I think it would be cheaper for them, but maybe not as much fun, to just buy Barneys.
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Oops she did it again. Mary-Kate has a history of thongs slips and she did it again while dining at Joans in Hollywood on Friday. It’s like her thongs are saying, "Damn its so hot and sticky in here, we need some air."
Yow. Jodie is hot. Lets do the math:
1 Pair of Full Boobs
+ 1 Pair of Snake Hips
1 Hot Sweet(in) Mama!
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Video Clip: Mary-Kate and Ashley at Sole June 26, 2007
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Mary-kate and Ashley are sexy but in different ways.
Ashley is classically sexy.
She admires classic beauties such as Rita Hayworth who exuded mystery, elegance, and smoldering sexuality.
She also admires Bella Lugosi who also exuded mystery, elegance, and evil sexuality.
It’s only natural that she would put them both together.
If they ever did a remake of I Dream of Jeannie I think Ashley would be absolutely perfect for the role don’t you think?
Mary-Kate decided to buy Weeds for $10 million so she could have more creative control. No more being cut out like in Factory Girl. Those f*ckers’ll pay for that. It’s on her list of things to crush.
Here we see Mary laying down the law, taking names, kicking ass, and drinking some Jack Daniels cause she […]
Thanks to Danace for finding this brand new photo of Elizabeth "Lizzie" Olsen at the Sprouse Brothers website.
Ashley Olsen and Elizabeth "Lizzie" Olsen.
Lizzie joined Ashley in helping the Sprouse Brothers launch their new clothing line at Val Surf.
Elizabeth Olsen and her brother James Olsen are the inspiration for Mary-Kate and Ashley’s new affordable […]
That’s not Mary-Kate being sweet and carrying Max’s drink. She doesn’t trust Max, he mooches. She hates moochers.
"Max cannot be trusted. If I let him hold my drink I just know he’d sip it. Ew. For my lips only."
Nobody believed they actually presented at the CFDA awards so here’s proof. Ha. Now say something.
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Headline: Dylan and Cole Sprouse Celebrate Launch of Sprouse Bros. Clothing Line, the Newest Project from the Olsens’ Dualstar Entertainment Group
Venue: Val Surf
Location: North Hollywood, California United States
Date: June 9, 2007
Ok it was 203 to 127 in favor of removing Kelsey’s photo. Apologies to Kelsey and all her loyal fans.
Check out these nice new HQ Photos of Mary-Kate Olsen rocking and rolling in Soho NYC, June 5, the day after the CFDA event.
As you can see she glued her hand to her ear again. When she’s disappointed or sad or gloomy or just needs to relax and get away from it all she goes […]
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Mary-Kate and Ashley have revealed a new fashion line today:
The Elizabeth and James collection.
It’s named after their younger sister Elizabeth "Lizzie" Olsen and older brother James "Trent" Olsen.
Nitrolicious.com - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen presents their new contemporary line, Elizabeth and James. WWD reports that the line is named after the Olsens’ younger sister, Elizabeth, and […]
I don’t know French but it looks like this article in the June 2007 issue of Vogue France is about Mary-Kate and Ashley’s new fashion line, The Row. You know what’s funny about The Row?
It’s so #000000 yo.
Sometimes there’s some #FFFFFF but it’s mostly #000000.
I know what happened, Mary-Kate and Ashley were wearing sunglasses at […]
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