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>> Mary-Kate is the Woman in Black

July 18th, 2007 - Photos

Mary-Kate was in blue at the Weeds press conference and now she’s in a black dress wearing black heels carrying a black purse and getting into a black car. I’m sensing a pattern here. Yes, it’s coming to me, I have it — she likes blue and black. You see, this is why I’m smarter […]

>> New Photos of Ashley Olsen Making a Run For the Border

July 12th, 2007 - Photos

Apparently the IRS found out she didn’t pay taxes on her massive gambling winnings she scored back in 2005 while in Vegas with former bf Scott "iRot" Sartiano. It was his idea. He’s a bad bad guy.
So now Ashley is forced to make a run for it. Good luck Ash! Um, can I have your […]

>> Ashley and Hayden Sitting in a Tree..

July 12th, 2007 - Photos

"Some people pump iron, I pump Gucci."

>> Mary-Kate to Ashley: "We’re late! Hurry the F#ck UP!"

July 11th, 2007 - Photos

Ashley takes forever. Bim bam and Mary-Kate is ready to rock and roll. Mostly because she wears the same clothes from the night before doesn’t bathe or wash her hair and wears no underwear.
Cheater.
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>> New Photos of Mary-Kate & Ashley at Friend’s Birthday Party

July 9th, 2007 - Photos

Photos removed due to owner request.
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>> Mary-Kate and Ashley Eat Your Lunch at Nobu

July 3rd, 2007 - Photos

It must of been Mary-Kate’s turn to pick the restaurant. She loves sushi and Nobu has the best.

5 out of 5 Chopsticks! *****
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>> Mary-Kate Goes to Own Funeral

July 2nd, 2007 - Photos

As you can see from these photos that’s Mary-Kate on her way to her own funeral. She faked her death again. It’s ok she does it all the time, she gets off on it.
The funeral was lovely as usual. The flowers were gorgeous! Everyone pretended to cry — they were all in on it of […]

>> HQ Photos: Mary-Kate & Ashley Raping Barney

July 1st, 2007 - Photos

I think it would be cheaper for them, but maybe not as much fun, to just buy Barneys.
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>> Photos of Ashley Shopping at Barney’s in Hollywood, June 29, 2007

June 30th, 2007 - Photos

>> Mary-Kate Olsen Thong Slip #392

June 30th, 2007 - Photos

Oops she did it again. Mary-Kate has a history of thongs slips and she did it again while dining at Joans in Hollywood on Friday. It’s like her thongs are saying, "Damn its so hot and sticky in here, we need some air."

 

>> I Shall Call Her: Jodie "Full Boobs" Sweetin

June 30th, 2007 - Articles, Photos, Related

Yow.  Jodie is hot. Lets do the math:
   1 Pair of Full Boobs
+ 1 Pair of Snake Hips              
   1 Hot Sweet(in) Mama!

>> HQ Photos & Video: Mary-Kate and Ashley at Sole, June 26, 2007

June 28th, 2007 - Photos, Videos

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Video Clip: Mary-Kate and Ashley at Sole June 26, 2007
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>> Thin Man Stalker Alert:  Ashley Olsen Sighted in New York, June 22, 2007

June 23rd, 2007 - Photos
The Thin Man (you know, the freak from Charlie’s Angels) has a thing for Ashley. Something about her hair.. the smell… Thin Man: "I’ll find you my pretty, and your little dog too, hahahaha!" <Shiver> Creepy dude. Anyway as you might expect he wasn’t happy when I told him I knew where Ashley was today and kept it […]

>> Mary-Kate & Ashley - EclectiSexy & ClassiSexy

June 20th, 2007 - Photos

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Mary-kate and Ashley are sexy but in different ways.
Ashley is classically sexy.

She admires classic beauties such as Rita Hayworth who exuded mystery, elegance, and smoldering sexuality.
She also admires Bella Lugosi who also exuded mystery, elegance, and evil sexuality.

It’s only natural that she would put them both together.

>> HQ Photos: Mary-Kate with Mystery Script

June 20th, 2007 - Photos, Weeds
Must be Weeds. Photoshop Enhanced  

>> Ashley Dreams of Jeannie

June 19th, 2007 - Photos

If they ever did a remake of I Dream of Jeannie I think Ashley would be absolutely perfect for the role don’t you think?

>> Scary-Kate & Ghastly

June 17th, 2007 - Photos, Videos
For some reason this website thinks it’s funny to make ghouls out of celebrities and sell trading cards about them. Oh well whatever floats their boat. Here’s the one they made for Mary-Kate and Ashley. Tmz & Hollywoodzombies  I’d like to see Ashley fight Ash from Army of Darkness. That would be cool. It might look like this…. […]

>> Mary-Kate Buys Weeds

June 16th, 2007 - Photos, Weeds

Mary-Kate decided to buy Weeds for $10 million so she could have more creative control. No more being cut out like in Factory Girl. Those f*ckers’ll pay for that. It’s on her list of things to crush.
Here we see Mary laying down the law, taking names, kicking ass, and drinking some Jack Daniels cause she […]

>> Brand New Photo of Lizzie Olsen with Ashley at Val Surf

June 15th, 2007 - Photos

Thanks to Danace for finding this brand new photo of Elizabeth "Lizzie" Olsen at the Sprouse Brothers website.

Ashley Olsen and Elizabeth "Lizzie" Olsen.
Lizzie joined Ashley in helping the Sprouse Brothers launch their new clothing line at Val Surf.
Elizabeth Olsen and her brother James Olsen are the inspiration for Mary-Kate and Ashley’s new affordable […]

>> HQ Photos of Mary-Kate and Ashley Shopping for Birthday Gifts

June 15th, 2007 - Photos, Videos
But first, a short video of them leaving for their birthday party located at that piece of crap Chateau Marmont. Can’t really see them but you know they’re in there : X17online   Mkaeuphoria   Mkaeuphoria

>> Top 3 Totally Cynical Mary-Kate and Ashley 21st Birthday Stories

June 14th, 2007 - Photos, Videos
Here are the top 3 totally cynical stories you need to know on Mary-Kate and Ashley’s 21st burp-day.   1. Totally Cynical "Thanks for the Happy Birthday!" from Ashley and Mary-Kate Totally cynical not really personal thank you from Dualstar intern Georgina who is THIS close to being fired (opens new window) Well isn’t that special. It seem as […]

>> Mary-Kate and Max the Moocher

June 13th, 2007 - Photos

That’s not Mary-Kate being sweet and carrying Max’s drink. She doesn’t trust Max, he mooches. She hates moochers.

"Max cannot be trusted. If I let him hold my drink I just know he’d sip it. Ew. For my lips only."

>> Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Present: CFDA Ceremony Photos

June 12th, 2007 - Photos

Nobody believed they actually presented at the CFDA awards so here’s proof. Ha. Now say something.

>> New Photos of Ashley Olsen Helping Sprouse Brothers Launch Their New Clothing Line (June 10,2007)

June 10th, 2007 - Photos

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Headline: Dylan and Cole Sprouse Celebrate Launch of Sprouse Bros. Clothing Line, the Newest Project from the Olsens’ Dualstar Entertainment Group
Venue: Val Surf 
Location: North Hollywood, California United States
Date: June 9, 2007

>> Mary-Kate, Ashley, and a Couple of Boobs

June 7th, 2007 - Photos, Poll, Related

Ok it was 203 to 127 in favor of removing Kelsey’s photo. Apologies to Kelsey and all her loyal fans.

>> The House That Mary-Kate Olsen (Almost) Built

June 7th, 2007 - Articles, Photos

Check out these nice new HQ Photos of Mary-Kate Olsen rocking and rolling in Soho NYC, June 5, the day after the CFDA event.
As you can see she glued her hand to her ear again. When she’s disappointed or sad or gloomy or just needs to relax and get away from it all she goes […]

>> HQ Photos of Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen Arriving at CFDA Fashion Awards 2007

June 5th, 2007 - Photos

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>> New Photos of the CFDA FASHION Award Warm Up Dinner Hosted by Nadja Swarovski and Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen

June 4th, 2007 - Articles, Photos

update: more HQs.
~2400×3600 each

>> Sneak a Peak at Mary-Kate & Ashley’s New Fashion Line: Elizabeth and James

Mary-Kate and Ashley have revealed a new fashion line today:
The Elizabeth and James collection.
It’s named after their younger sister Elizabeth "Lizzie" Olsen and older brother James "Trent" Olsen.

Nitrolicious.com - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen presents their new contemporary line, Elizabeth and James. WWD reports that the line is named after the Olsens’ younger sister, Elizabeth, and […]

>> Mary-Kate and Ashley Row Their Way Into the June 2007 Issue of Vogue (France)

May 29th, 2007 - Photos, The Row

I don’t know French but it looks like this article in the June 2007 issue of Vogue France is about Mary-Kate and Ashley’s new fashion line, The Row. You know what’s funny about The Row?
It’s so #000000 yo.
Sometimes there’s some #FFFFFF but it’s mostly #000000.
I know what happened, Mary-Kate and Ashley were wearing sunglasses at […]

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