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Scans of article from Fashion magazine, featuring Mary-Kate OlsenFound a couple of low res scans of the article about Mary-Kate in the March 09 issue of Fashion magazine.
Source: http://laineygossip.com
Whose B00bs are these? Mary-Kate Olsen or Ashley Olsen?
Whose B00bs are these? Mary-Kate Olsen or Ashley Olsen?
Mary-Kate Olsen or Ashley Olsen B00bs? (click to enlarge)
This is not a fake. It was only brightened, enlarged, colorized, and the watermark removed. Below is the original:
Photo source: mary-kateolsen.us
Mary-Kate is JalouseOlsen Files is rocking again with this new scan of Mary-Kate Olsen from the French magazine, Jalouse. It was scanned by Manuva [Thefashionspot]
Mary-Kate Olsen Vintage Fart
Ok, first, I found a photo that I don't think I've ever seen before. It's from a bullshit article saying how they heard Ashley Olsen "fart" at a supermarket. Second, the pic is of Mary-Kate, moron. Third, I hate when people lie to get pageviews. Anyway, here's the photo:
source: misanthropytoday
Here's a larger version: mary-kateMary-Kate is the Woman in Black
Mary-Kate was in blue at the Weeds press conference and now she's in a black dress wearing black heels carrying a black purse and getting into a black car. I'm sensing a pattern here. Yes, it's coming to me, I have it -- she likes blue and black. You see, this is why I'm smarter than a monkey. I see these things whereas a stupid monkey would just be trying to hump her leg. Hmm, maybe I'm too smart for my own good.
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"If that guy tries to get an upskirt he's f&cking dead. Whoa, feeling a little woozy..."
(more...)New Photos of Ashley Olsen Making a Run For the Border
Apparently the IRS found out she didn't pay taxes on her massive gambling winnings she scored back in 2005 while in Vegas with former bf Scott "iRot" Sartiano. It was his idea. He's a bad bad guy.
So now Ashley is forced to make a run for it. Good luck Ash! Um, can I have your car?
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"That rat f#ck Scott is gonna pay for this. Now I'm a fug-ative of justice. Hmm, that sounds kinda cool actually. I'll have street cred like Paris. People will fear me now yo."
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Mary-Kate to Ashley: "We’re late! Hurry the F#ck UP!"
Ashley takes forever. Bim bam and Mary-Kate is ready to rock and roll. Mostly because she wears the same clothes from the night before doesn't bathe or wash her hair and wears no underwear.
Cheater.
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New Photos of Mary-Kate & Ashley at Friend’s Birthday Party
Photos removed due to owner request.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Eat Your Lunch at Nobu
It must of been Mary-Kate's turn to pick the restaurant. She loves sushi and Nobu has the best.
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Mary-Kate Goes to Own Funeral
As you can see from these photos that's Mary-Kate on her way to her own funeral. She faked her death again. It's ok she does it all the time, she gets off on it.
The funeral was lovely as usual. The flowers were gorgeous! Everyone pretended to cry -- they were all in on it of course. Except for one, Paris. She thought it was real. She laughed maniacally and screamed.
"I WIN!"
Mary-Kate-Fu
HQ Photos: Mary-Kate & Ashley Raping Barney
I think it would be cheaper for them, but maybe not as much fun, to just buy Barneys.
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Mary-Kate Olsen Thong Slip #392
Oops she did it again. Mary-Kate has a history of thongs slips and she did it again while dining at Joans in Hollywood on Friday. It's like her thongs are saying, "Damn its so hot and sticky in here, we need some air."
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I Shall Call Her: Jodie "Full Boobs" Sweetin
Yow. Jodie is hot. Lets do the math:
1 Pair of Full Boobs
+ 1 Pair of Snake Hips
1 Hot Sweet(in) Mama!
HQ Photos & Video: Mary-Kate and Ashley at Sole, June 26, 2007
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Video Clip: Mary-Kate and Ashley at Sole June 26, 2007
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Thin Man Stalker Alert: Ashley Olsen Sighted in New York, June 22, 2007
The Thin Man (you know, the freak from Charlie's Angels) has a thing for Ashley. Something about her hair.. the smell...
Thin Man: "I'll find you my pretty, and your little dog too, hahahaha!"
<Shiver>
Creepy dude.
Anyway as you might expect he wasn't happy when I told him I knew where Ashley was today and kept it from him.
Good thing I can run pretty fast or he would of skewered me.
Ashley Olsen, New York City, June 22, 2007 - Just another average run-of-the-mill billionaire New Yorker.
Mary-Kate & Ashley - EclectiSexy & ClassiSexy
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Mary-kate and Ashley are sexy but in different ways.
Ashley is classically sexy.
She admires classic beauties such as Rita Hayworth who exuded mystery, elegance, and smoldering sexuality.
She also admires Bella Lugosi who also exuded mystery, elegance, and evil sexuality.
It's only natural that she would put them both together.
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Ashley Dreams of Jeannie
If they ever did a remake of I Dream of Jeannie I think Ashley would be absolutely perfect for the role don't you think?
Scary-Kate & Ghastly
For some reason this website thinks it's funny to make ghouls out of celebrities and sell trading cards about them. Oh well whatever floats their boat.
Here's the one they made for Mary-Kate and Ashley.
I'd like to see Ashley fight Ash from Army of Darkness. That would be cool. It might look like this....
Mary-Kate Buys Weeds
Mary-Kate decided to buy Weeds for $10 million so she could have more creative control. No more being cut out like in Factory Girl. Those f*ckers'll pay for that. It's on her list of things to crush.
Here we see Mary laying down the law, taking names, kicking ass, and drinking some Jack Daniels cause she can and that's the way she rolls. They hate her already. They're complaining she's a total control freak. On the other hand they like the free clothes and the Krispy Kreems.
"Yeah, and, like, I want to move the show to Australia. They got some bitchin waves there man. We could do a show on surfing while high on weed. Ever try that? It's awesome dude."
"Yo, dude with the glasses, your stealing my thunder. This is all about me got it? I'm all that and a bag of pretzels so bugger off."
"I'm what? I'm hunching? Your fired. Next."
"Uh oh, this dude is closing in on me. Meat shield, code blue, take him down, do the usual anal probe or whatever, then terminate with extreme etc. Ok what were we talking about? Oh yeah, me."
"Have you ever glued you hand to your glasses?"
Brand New Photo of Lizzie Olsen with Ashley at Val Surf
Thanks to Danace for finding this brand new photo of Elizabeth "Lizzie" Olsen at the Sprouse Brothers website.
Ashley Olsen and Elizabeth "Lizzie" Olsen.
Lizzie joined Ashley in helping the Sprouse Brothers launch their new clothing line at Val Surf.
Elizabeth Olsen and her brother James Olsen are the inspiration for Mary-Kate and Ashley's new affordable contemporary fashion line, Elizabeth and James.
HQ Photos of Mary-Kate and Ashley Shopping for Birthday Gifts
But first, a short video of them leaving for their birthday party located at that piece of crap Chateau Marmont. Can't really see them but you know they're in there :
Top 3 Totally Cynical Mary-Kate and Ashley 21st Birthday Stories
Here are the top 3 totally cynical stories you need to know on Mary-Kate and Ashley's 21st burp-day.
1. Totally Cynical "Thanks for the Happy Birthday!" from Ashley and Mary-Kate
Totally cynical not really personal thank you from Dualstar intern Georgina who is THIS close to being fired (opens new window)
Well isn't that special.
It seem as if Mary-Kate and Ashley have taken time from their busy "Day of Doing Nothing So Suck It" schedule to order Georgina, the Dualstar intern/slave/doormat, to pretend she is them and thank everyone for their "Happy birthday Mary-Kate & Ashley" birthday wishes.
How totally, cynically, insincerely, nice of them.
Btw, what's wrong with that picture up there?
That's right, it's Ashley in both photos. Ha! How cynical of Georgina to think we wouldn't notice. Lame.
Get your act together Georgina or it's back to the MK&A >=Row-> factory sweat shop and bordello back in Bulgaria where we found you. Some people just don't appreciate anything.
2.Totally Cynical Video clip of Mary-Kate Shoplifting at Antiquarius Jewelry Store in Beverly Hills
Actually I don't blame her, they charge too much. But still, it's totally cynical of her. For some reason.
3. Totally Cynical Photos of Mary-Kate and Ashley Buying Birthday Gifts For Each Other
Yeah right, pay no attention it's all for the cameras folks. Move along, nothing real to see here.
This concludes a not totally serious totally cynical post.
Btw, happy birthday Mary-Kate and Ashley. ;-)
