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I Shall Call Her: Jodie "Full Boobs" Sweetin
Yow. Jodie is hot. Lets do the math:
1 Pair of Full Boobs
+ 1 Pair of Snake Hips
1 Hot Sweet(in) Mama!
Video Clip: Elizabeth "Lizzie" Olsen Thinks She’s Queen Bitch
That's right. Lizzie seems to think she's all that and a soy latte. How do I know this? I have my ways and oh, I have a video.
Video Clip: Elizabeth "Lizzie" Olsen is Queen
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Mary-Kate, Ashley, and a Couple of Boobs
Ok it was 203 to 127 in favor of removing Kelsey's photo. Apologies to Kelsey and all her loyal fans.
The Creep Who Made $50k By Snapping Mary-Kate “Drunk”
Spencer Pratt, all round sleaze bag and costar on the MTV reality series The Hills, claims in this new article at style.com, that he sold the photo below of Mary-Kate, allegedly drinking, for $50k.
That's Spencer Pratt on the left.
Spencer Pratt, once a douche bag always a douche bag.
What he probably did was wake Mary-Kate up, take a photo while she's dazed and confused, and say she was drunk. This guy is such a tool. Get a life bro, stop trying to get over on celebs to get sick kicks. How would he like it if everyone followed him around trying to "get" him?
...The Conrad–Jenner union was forged five months ago, a week after Jenner and Richie “broke up.” You can watch the unraveling of Conrad and Jenner’s relationship in a multi-episode arc of The Hills, a show watched by 2.5 million people weekly. Pratt was the Karl Rovian mastermind behing these “branding efforts.” And he benefited too. “Basically, I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills,” says the guy who will proudly tell you he made $50,000 in high school by selling a photo he took of Mary-Kate Olsen drinking at a party. Pratt ended up “falling in love” with one of the Hills girls, Heidi Montag. Their drama dominates the current season.
read the rest of the article...
Thanks to Katie and Olsen-fan.net for the photo
Bob Saget’s Father Dies
The release party for the DVD of Bob's new movie "Farce of the Penguins" was bittersweet after he learned of his father's death during the event.
February 1, 2007 -- WHILE promoting his new DVD, "Farce of the Penguins," comic Bob Saget learned his father, Ben Saget, had passed away. He got the tragic news after taping Conan O'Brien's show Tuesday afternoon. Saget - the writer, director, and voice of the penguin Carl - finished his day's work with a promo party at Tenjune, which Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended. Sagat's rep told Page Six he flew back to L.A. yesterday morning to be with his mom.
I remember when my father died. I received a call from my friend Chip that something was happening at my parents home. He lived across the street and saw an ambulance arrive. I was living with my fiancé at the time a few miles away. My mother said my father couldn't catch his breath and soon went unconscious. They took him to the hospital but they couldn't save him. They let us see him one last time but it wasn't pretty. He lay on a gurney with a tube in his mouth. My mother looked and turned away. Later she said, "At least I have my children." I don't cry easily but I cried then.
I'm sure Ben Saget was the proudest father in the world. His son turned out good. Very good.
Former Ashley Olsen Boyfriend Scott Sartiano Embezzler?
"I may be bad, but i feel goooood."
NEW YORK (AP) _ A man who says he invested $1.75 million in the restaurant-nightclub Butter charges in a lawsuit that the celebrity hot spot's operators have stolen millions of dollars from the business without repaying him a cent.
Alireza Ghassemi says in court papers that the hangout for Paris Hilton, the Olsen twins, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson and Sean Combs has generated millions of dollars since it opened in April 2002 but he has received nothing because the two operators are churning Butter's books.Ghassemi, a New York businessman, and his company, Bala Associates Inc., say in court papers that Scott Sartiano, the eatery's chief operating officer, and Simon Akiva, the chief financial officer, have received "substantial unlawful distributions of cash" from Butter.
Paris Hilton Dumps Stavros Niarchos. But Why?
Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, have split, a source close to Hilton tells PEOPLE.
When asked about the split, Hilton's rep, Elliot Mintz, says, "It is not my policy to comment on my client’s private life. But I would not offer a denial."
Hilton, 25, and Niarchos, 21, began dating last year.
Last month Hilton threw Niarchos a surprise 21st birthday bash at her Hollywood Hills pad. Some 100 guests turned out for the party, during which "Stavros did back flips into the pool and jumped from one end to the other," said a guest. "Everyone gasped and begged him not to continue because his stunts looked dangerous."
The happy couple were inseparable that night, holding hands and kissing.
Niarchos was previously involved with Mary-Kate Olsen, whom he left for Hilton.
For her part, Hilton was previously engaged to Paris Latsis, also a Greek shipping heir.New High Quality Photos of Mary-Kate Olsen from the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala (5-1-2006)
So why did they break up? From what I've heard this is what finally did it. Later that night after the birthday party Paris and Stav were going at it hot and heavy. Paris was bouncing like a beach ball on top of him, moaning and groaning, when all of a sudden Stav lets out this monkey-like screech. Paris froze. A cold shiver ran up her spine. That sound wasn't human, she thought. Those moves he did at the party weren't human, she thought. Stav wasn't human. He was a monkey. All hell broke loose.
"Oh my fucking Jeeezzzuuuss Gawwwwwwd I can't believe I'm having sex with a monkey! Uuuugh! Ewwwwww! Grooooosss! Help! I'm being boned by a monkey! I'm having monkey sex literally! I have monkey germs! Get some hot water! Get some iodine! Get some disinfectant! Get some vagasil! This is most definitely not hot at all!"
David Katzenberg and Sophia Elizabeth
Ashley Olsen Donates Millions to Vatican for Undisclosed Services
Thanks to blankspace for this amazing photo. What is happening in this photo you say? No it's not a scene from Brokeback Mountain 2 - Liam's Tale.
Here are the basics. The dog in this photo is, as most fans know, Ashley's dog Liam. The man is Father Hayden. What happened will horrify you. But the story must be told.
blankspace, in fear of her immortal soul, couldn't give me any details about the photo. So I tapped into my spy network that permeate every nook and cranny of Mary-Kate and Ashley's private lives. This is what I found out.
Liam wasn't responding to training. You'd tell him to sit and he'd say,
"There is no Liam only Zool."
Ashley began to get a sneaking suspicion that this problem with Liam wasn't natural. Maybe it was supernatural. There was only one thing to do -- call Father Hayden. Hayden wasn't just some average everyday priest. Oh no. He was a good friend and fellow NYU classmate.
Although he didn't believe a dog could be possessed he came right over to give Ashley his opinion. He walked up to Liam and jokingly said,
"Yo dog. Your all possessed and shit right?"
Liam just sat there and panted peacefully. Hayden turned to Ashley and said it was just as he thought and oh my god something was biting him.
"Get him off me!"
Liam had pounced and was locked onto his crotch. Ashley grabbed Liam by the hind legs, pulled as hard as she could and managed to detach him. Liam looked right at Hayden and hissed with what seemed like a chorus of menacing voices:
"Volo anaticulam cumminosam meam!"
("I want my rubber ducky!")
Hayden, now on top of the couch, looked down his pants, felt relieved, then cried, "Whoa. Dude. I ain't got your duck so get the fuck away from me."
Hayden was, uh, convinced. He made a quick nervous call to the Vatican and, for a donation of a few million dollars in unmarked non-sequential bills, they agreed to send an exorcism strike team out.
Ashley made the transfer and within minutes there was a knock at the door. Their diagnosis? Liam was indeed possessed. When they attempted to identify which demon had taken over his body, all they could get out of him was:
"Call us legion for we are many.
And your mother wears army boots."
That was just uncalled for.
The Vatican decided to assign young Father Hayden to do the exorcism. Why one so young and inexperienced? Because it helped to have a personal bond with the owner. He also just happened to be considered a genius in the exorcism field. His claim to fame? Doing what the other snarky priest interns called "a Hayden." Hayden prefers to call it his QEDRM or Quick n' Easy Demon Remover Maneuver® (patent pending all rights reserved).
Unfortunately it doesn't always work right. This time, instead of banishing the demon it shrunk Liam's little demon.
Needless to say Liam, somewhere deep inside his tortured soul, was rolling his eyes and very pissed. Can't say I blame him.
source: blankspace @ olsen-fan.net/forum
Mary-Kate and Ashley Fire Michael Pagnotta
NOTE: Although it is true Mr. Pagnotta left his position at Dualstar, the VH1 interview below was fabricated by me for satirical purposes - Michael Shipley
"F*ck you Mary-Kate and Ashley!"
Page Six "LONGTIME FLACK GETS THE OLSEN BOOT AFTER more than a decade of guiding their career, p.r. man Michael Pagnotta has been dumped by Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen and replaced with Annett Wolff. Pagnotta, who was given the pink slip earlier this month, tells PAGE SIX: "It's been 13-plus years I worked with them. I was able to accomplish a tremendous amount for them. Change is good." Wolff declined to comment on whether or not Ashley is dating L.A. club owner Greg Chaite."Mr. Pagnotta then went on VH1 to vent his frustration after being unceremoniously thrown out of Dualstar offices and banned from returning. Here's a transcript: VH1: "Ok Michael. Tell us your side of the story." MP: "First I'd like to make a statement." VH1: "Alright but hurry." MP: "F*ck you Mary-Kate and Ashley!" VH1: "How touching. Now get on with juicy stuff." MP: "It was horrible. I was sitting in my office eating my usual pastrami on rye when in bursts these two huge guys with baseball bats. They proceeded to smash every thing in my office!" VH1: "Oh my God!" MP: "God had nothing to do with these demons from hell." VH1: "Then what happened?" MP: "Well I was terrified as you can imagine." VH1: "Yes but nobody cares about that. Just tell us what happened next!" MP: "After they finished smashing everything to bits, they grabbed me and started hauling me to the exit. I asked 'Why why?!' They said, 'Fired fired!' I asked them why they were told to smash everything and they said, 'We weren't.' " VH1: "Oh that is just evil. Simon Cowell evil." MP: "Tell me about it." VH1: "What happened next?" MP: "I demanded to speak to the girls but I was told they were out of the country. Yeah right my ass." VH1: "But they are out of the country. They're in Australia right now." MP: "How convenient!" VH1: "What are you going to do now Michael?" MP: "I've been offered a job at that extremely popular and very shweet web site Olsen Twins News. It's only natural since I've been feeding them inside info for years now. Hey do you think that's why I was fired?" VH1: "Duh." But seriously... do you see what I see? I definitely see a pattern here. All the men at Dualstar are being replaced with fembots. We're witnessing the final feminization of Dualstar folks. First Robert now Michael. Who's next? If there are any males left there they must be real nervous right about now, know what I'm sayin? If you don't have estrogen coursing through your veins then you better forget working for MK&A. If I'm ever to personally infiltrate that organization I'm going to have to change my name to Michelle and get a sex change -- or gain 50 pounds of muscle and be one of their bodyguards. Think I prefer the sex change. source: Livejournal.com/ Mkaolsen
New John "Staymoist" Stamos Interview in OrangeCoast Magazine
Orangecoastmagazine.com/ Stamos
John Stamos may play a confident PR man on the ABC comedy Jake in Progress, but on this day he is a bit lost. Literally. The actor is just a few weeks into shooting the second season of his Monday night series and hasn’t quite learned his way around the show’s new location on the 20th Century Fox studio lot. (read the rest...)
You know, I just realized something. Stamos is of Greek descent. His original name is Stamotopoulos (Stamos Biography) I wonder if that had anything to do with Mary-Kate liking Greek dudes? Too bad not all Greek guys are as good as Stamos. *cough* Stavros *cough*
Want some strange? In an episode of Full House Jesse's cousin visits. Guess what his name was? That's right -- Stavros!
You know, if Stamos wasn't the proverbial forbidden fruit, I wonder if Mary-Kate might be Mrs. Stamos by now? Whoa. Wouldn't that be like marrying your uncle? If she married Uncle Jesse would she be her own aunt? Sort of like being my own grandpa? Now that would be the wedding of the century!
I have a theory about Mary-Kate's engagement to Stavros. I'm willing to bet Stavros wanted more than Mary-Kate was willing to give before marriage, know what I mean? Mary-Kate was in love. She didn't want to lose him so she proposed. Letting his short sword do all the talking, Stavros went off half-cocked, accepted her proposal, even though he wasn't in love with her. He just wanted the goodies.
Afterwards, he got cold feet and in a panic tried to think of a way out of it. Too chicken to tell her the truth, he came up with a plan. He would brazenly start seeing other women to piss off Mary-Kate and make her call off the wedding. Well your plan worked Stavros. But it made you look like a real dick. You should of just been honest with her.
Now that I think about it I can't really blame him too much. Mary-Kate definitely has some goodies. But not the just the ones he was after. Her goodies are inside as well as outside. She has a good heart. She's a real treasure as is Ashley. She's warm and generous and kind. She's funny as hell and has a rapist wit.
She's gorgeous on the outside too but her physical beauty is multiplied a thousand-fold by her beautiful mind. That's what sets her apart from all the rest. There's only one woman I know who matches if not exceeds her in this department. She knows who she is... :)
Hopefully he's learned from this. We all makes mistakes. But you have to pay for them. Either by condemnation or self-loathing. Either way you will pay.
Lesson learned: honesty is the best policy. Don't get caught in your own web of lies.
Official Stamos Web Site: Johnstamos.net
Dualstar Hires Former Porn Editor
Hahahaha! I told you guys that MK&A planned on going in a new direction after Thorne left but I never expected this. They're hiring former porn mag editors. No joke. Read the story. Holy shit. I can only imagine why. Man I gotta get in on this. If a former Hustler editor can work there than by God I can too. Time to dust off my resume and lie my ass off. Let's see, what sort of porn experience could I say I have? Besides personal. I don't think that counts. Wait, this site is basically soft porn already. I got it made dude. This site IS my resume. California here I come.
A Considerable Town
Mary-Kate and Ashley’s, Temporarily
by DAN KAPELOVITZNot long ago, I was the features editor of Hustler magazine. The job was everything you’d imagine: spell-checking porn-star names (Jamie Juggs or Jugggs . . .?), fact-checking coprophilia articles and casual Fridays with power lunches at Nibblers. I even saw Larry Flynt himself once when the elevator doors opened and there he was in his gold-plated wheelchair. “Take the next elevator,” snarled his bodyguard.
Oh, how my life has gone downhill.
Now I’m a freelance writer, and by that I mean I mostly watch television. My unemployment insurance ran out almost a year ago; so I recently signed with a temporary-employment agency. In the temp world, writers are not highly valued commodities (no one ever needs a writer just for a few hours Wednesday morning). However, good typing skills are always in demand, just ahead of “accurate alphabetizing.” Fortunately (or not), I’m a fast typist, and whenever a company needs short-term transcription services, the temp agency gives me a call.
Most journalists would agree that the absolute worst part of their profession is transcribing interviews. In my glory days at Hustler, the magazine paid a transcription company $70 per hour to type up my interviews. I used to wonder what the transcribers thought as they listened to the four-way conference call between me, the formerly bulimic Barbi Twins and a puke fetishist. Now, I’m that lowly transcriber. And believe me, I don’t earn $70 per hour.
After a couple of days of transcribing fascinating things like real-estate meetings and estate-planning discussions, I got a call from my temp agent, who told me to show up at Dualstar Entertainment Group, the corporate headquarters of the Olsen twins’ billion-dollar media empire.
I was going to work for Mary-Kate and Ashley!
Okay, I’ve never been an Olsen-twins fanatic. I can’t even tell the two apart, though they’re not identical. And I never counted down the days until their 18th birthday, which many men deeply believed was the only obstacle to being in the middle of an Olsen sandwich. But almost every guy I know is freakishly obsessed with the 19-year-old sisters. When I told my friends about my next temp job, they were whipped into a frenzy. More than one person I spoke to fantasized that the job might somehow provide access to Olsen undies.
“Maybe you’ll encounter an actual Olsen,” drooled one of my creepier acquaintances. “I just read in the tabloids that Mary-Kate left NYU and is back in Hollywood.” Actually, I’d already had an Olsen encounter, years earlier in San Francisco’s Alamo Square. I lived one block away from the Victorian home used for exterior shots on Full House, the sitcom genesis of Olsen myth and mogulhood. One morning, a film crew was shooting a new opening sequence featuring one of the then-interchangeable sisters chasing a dog up the street. Little did I know that I would one day be working for that 8-year-old child. I’ll probably be working for the dog before long.
When I arrived at Dualstar, the first thing I saw was a bunch of clothes hanging up and spread out on the carpet. “Were these actual Olsen-twin outfits?” I wondered. It turned out that they were items from the teen entrepreneurs’ new clothing line. Unfortunately for my perverted pals, these clothes most likely never touched Olsen skin.
I never saw Mary-Kate or Ashley, but Dualstar did have a refrigerator stocked with all of the soda and bottled water I could drink (a perk never offered by Hustler). All of the Dualstar employees were extremely nice to me, and I could tell that my boss-for-the-day felt kind of sorry for asking me to transcribe hours of interviews.
I had imagined that I would be listening to secret Olsen-twin conversations. You know, pillow talk about Greek tycoon Stavros Niarchos or catty comments regarding Paris Hilton, strange noises in the background, new voices in the room . . . Instead, I was to transcribe interviews of various women with interesting careers who might inspire fans visiting Mary-KateAndAshley.com. The Olsens didn’t even conduct the interviews — the editor of their Web site did.
For two days, I listened to banal conversations with a young author, a professional snowboarder and a 14-year-old fashion designer. I pecked away at the keyboard, transcribing their endless self-aggrandizing about their successes. Finally, I had an epiphany: Maybe I would never make belt buckles in the basement of my parents’ house, but I’ll be damned if I was going to transcribe one more word of someone who did. I called my agency and told them (in effect) to take this temp job and shove it.
My resumé can be found on Monster.com.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Take More Inches than Bush
Question: Are two Olsen twins in my hand worth more than one Bush?
Yes, according to the just released 60th edition of Who's Who in America. Bush may be able to push the nuclear button but MK&A know how to push mine so I'd definitely give them all the inches they needed to get the job done.
Nytimes.com (reg.req.)
In the 60th anniversary Who's Who in America, George W. Bush weighs in with one and a quarter column inches of biographical information. The Olsen twins ... garner twice that much space.
New Photos from Elizabeth Olsen’s Private Collection
It's time for a buttload of Lizzie!
Check out this megapost of the best photos from Lizzie Olsen's personal private collection, stolen by a close personal friend of the family, now known as "former" close personal friend of the family.
But seriously, credit for these photos goes to, and permission to publish these comes from, a real, still in good standing, close personal friend of the Olsen family.
Magazine Scan: National Enquirer, November 7, 2005 - “Enquirer to Ashley: We Suck”
Here's a scan of the actual apology from the Novermber 7, 2005 National Enquirer to Ashley for falsely inferring she was involved in a drug scandal. Pretty lame if you ask me. It should take up the whole front page like her picture did, along with the headline,
"WE SUCK. WE LIE. OUR MAGAZINE DON'T BUY."
Ok here's the apology....wait. That's funny. I don't see it. I must need new glasses.
Oh HERE it is. On page two. At the fucking bottom where no one will fucking see it. Fuckers.
Here, let me get out my microscope. So this is all Ashley got instead of 40 million dollars? Stein your slippin dude. I could do better than that with one hand tied behind my back and the other playing pocket pool.
Original Enquirer cover story
What is it they said again? Oh yeah,
"...did not intend to accuse Ms. Olsen of being involved in any 'drug scandal'...."
Wtf? Isn't that exactly what that headline above is saying?
And I'm sure you guys always print photos of celebrities who your not accusing of anything with their eyes half closed? You stay classy Enquirer.
This has got to stop. How would the world be hurt if we were deprived of these magazines that wallow in cesspools of mendacity and get away with it? At least it should be easier to win libel cases against them than it is now.
That's it. I'm running for congress on a no more tabloids and no more Greek boy billionaire bastards platform. I know where I can get at least two votes.
Source: Sammie323
Bob Saget to Direct Antarctic’s Dirtiest Penguin Home Videos
Bob Saget rules. Who else would think of doing a sick demented thing like this? Only once in a generation does a man come along who can tickle our funny bone with dirty penguin videos. That's some sick shit Saget. You rock.
Saget Helming Farce of the Penguins
Source: Variety
November 3, 2005
Bob Saget will write, direct and produce Farce of the Penguins, a send-up of the hit documentary March of the Penguins, for independent distributor THINKFilm.
Variety says the project -- which the studio described as a "comedic adventure" combining "wildlife photography with an irreverent and decidedly R-rated theme and soundtrack" -- is scheduled for a spring rollout.
"The idea for this came organically," said Saget, "I was watching the 'March' movie at a screening at my friend's house, and I couldn't stop doing the voiceovers of the penguins, reminiscent of when I did the voices of the animals on ('America's Funniest Home Videos'). My friend David Permut said, there's a great comedy movie in this."
Narrated by Morgan Freeman and distributed by Warner Independent Pictures, the original "March" has brought in more than $76 million to date.
THINKFilm CEO Jeff Sackman said that Saget will provide voiceover work for many of the penguin characters in "Farce" and that other comics will also be added to the voice talent mix.
New Photos of Mary-Kate's Ex-Boyfriend Stavros Niarchos Dining with Paris Hilton
New Photos of Mary-Kate's Ex-Boyfriend Stavros Niarchos Dining with Paris Hilton
EXCLUSIVE PICTURE OF THE NEW COUPLE: Paris Hilton has a romantic dinner with new boyfriend heir Stavros Niarchos at a Japanese restaurant on La Cienega Boulevard in West Hollywood. Paris just broke up with another Greek heir and is hiding her new relationship. October 16, 2005
Source: Thefashionspot.com
John Stamos Blows Chow
Win a Gyms Pacific iPod Pocket!
The official Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen website has a new contest available where you can win yourself a new Gyms Pacific iPod Pocket!
Credit: Ipodstuff
Olsen Related Magazine Scans: Teen Vogue June/July 2005. Article by Kelly Osbourne On How Fat Should Be The New Skinny
Too skinny is unhealthy. Too fat is unhealthy. Check your BMI and see which one you are:
credit: YvonneTea
Mary-Kate Doesn't Give a Flying F*ck and Now You Too Can Too!
This necklace may or may not be the exact same one that Mary-Kate wore but if you have to have it then here it is from personalizedboutique.com.
14K Gold Flying "F" Necklace US$135
Flying "F" Necklace-Sterling Silver US$39
credit to: fashionlove
Robert Thorne: The Man, The Myth, The Hilary Duff Manager!
The man who gave new meaning to the phrase "crowned and dangerous" has returned to whip Hilary Duff into shape and inject her with a dose of his patented formula for success called TIA (Thorne Induced Anorexia).
Hilary Duff Pacts with Former Olsen Managers
Tue April 26, 2005 3:38 AM GMT-04:00
By Cynthia Littleton
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Teen screen and music sensation Hilary Duff has signed a management pact with the executives who helped turn twin pop icons Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen into household names.
Robert Thorne, former CEO of the Olsen sisters' Dualstar Entertainment venture, has launched a new management firm, the Beverly Hills-based Robert Thorne Co., with Duff as his first major signing.
Thorne's company also is partnered with lawyer Greg Redlitz, who worked alongside Thorne for years as executive vice president at Dualstar.
Saget: "Full House Was Da Bomb. I Was Down Wit All My Homies and Ma Bitches"
I love Bob Saget. He's funny.
I hate Bob Saget. He has MK&A's phone numbers and I don't.
Broadway.com
It seems like the Full House cast is very close-knit. Do you feel protective of the Olsen twins?
They're like my daughters. Well, they're not like my daughters exactly. They're more like really, really dear friends. We're very close. We went out to dinner one night: my three daughters, Mary-Kate, Ashley and her boyfriend. They all came to my show. There's just a lot of love. Candace Cameron Bure, who was DJ, is coming to see it this weekend. There's a lot of support. It's a nice feeling to know you didn't just do crappy showbiz thing with child actors. They are all just good souls—all the kids who were on the show are unusually smart and good people. We really all love each other. It has nothing to do with anything, except we had a lot of fun when we did it. We laughed a lot in between scenes. I don't think it's a fun thing normally to be an actor as a kid, but they had a good time.
Video Clip: John Stamos Talks About Mary-Kate and Ashley on The View
See Kristin attack John and put him in a lip lock!
Video Clip: John Stamos Talks About Mary-Kate and Ashley on The View
Olsens Drop out of NYM2 and Recast It with Hilary and Haylie Duff.
When asked why they dropped out of the movie Mary-Kate explained, "The script for New York Minute 2: Full Frontal sucked. It was written by the same people who wrote Gigli for Gods sake! So we said to ourselves we gotta get out of this. We started thinking, who do we know that are sisters and suck like this script and I said, 'I know, what about the Duff sisters?!' Ashley agreed completely."
"Yes I did," Ashley confirmed. "They suck real hard so they're perfect."
Ashley continued, "We then renamed it to Material Girls and sold it to Madonna's Maverick Films. This was great because this made it suck even harder. It'll bomb and Madonna will get the blame. We forgive but we don't forget." When we asked Ashley why they're doing this to Madonna she said, "Because we can and no is a complete sentence. Now you must excuse us but we must leave. We're still redecorating Japan."
Move over Mary-Kate and Ashley, there's a new brand of movie-making sisters in town.
Yes, it looks like Hilary and Haylie Duff are competing with the media-juggernaut Olsen twins to become the latest ultimate pop-culture phenoms.
And their latest attempt? A new film called Material Girls.
