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2005 10 17
Paris Hilton Wants to Kill Mary-Kate Olsen or Nicole Richie?

Check out this paparazzi flash video or short sound clip of Paris Hilton going ballistic on her cell phone about that "jealous ugly anorexic idiot." Some say she's talking about Mary-Kate. Others say Nicole Bichie. Most likely Nicole, but who knows.

Either way she's obviously doing this on purpose knowing it will be recorded by the paparazzi for all the world to see. What a ho. Well that's it. I've finally lost that last molecule of respect I had for Paris that I kept in a festering cancerous pimple on my butt.

"I'll [bleeping] kill her."

"She's so ugly... jealous."

"She's just a jealous ugly anorexic idiot."

"I know she's pathetic..."

source: Lulop.com/post.php/3467

2005 10 15
Vote for Mary-Kate and Ashley vs The Hilton Sluts!

There's a new poll over at the InTouchWeekly web site asking the question:

"Who's Side are You On?"

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen or

Paris and Nicky Hilton?

I know who's side I'm on. Duh! Mary-Kate and Ashley! They're prettier, nicer, and they EARNED their money honey. So let's all go vote for MK&A and trash those boyfriend stealing Hilton hos.

Vote! Intouchweekly.hollywood.com

2005 09 01
Audio Slideshows of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen at Much Music Live (8-30-2005)

I downloaded all the Much Music Live video clips and, in order to make them as small as possible, converted them to wmv video slideshows with audio. Good for people without broadband connections.

>> Video Clips: Mary-Kate and Ashley at Much Music Live

 

Source: Muchmusic.com/events/liveatmuch/olsens/

2005 08 24
"I Meant U, Ashley!!!"

"It's sad to belong to someone else, when the right one comes along."

- Sad To Belong ( England Dan and John Ford Coley )


 

That's the theme of the new love song by KstNy. A song dedicated to his real true love (he's sure this time), Ashley Olsen.

In it he professes his undying love for Ashley while consoling Mary-Kate by telling her she will always be his first.

Read the lyrics and listen to the song at kstny's web site.

Mp3 direct link: imeantuashley.mp3

Lyrics sample:

"i meant u, ashley!!!...

ah shit, it happened again
i had a 50-50 chance and still i can't win...
there's just 2 olsen twins
how could i be such a loser and fuck up again....

i meant u, ashley!!!!..."

 

Who is KstNy?

i am the WORLD'S ONLY singing/rapping/DANCING acoustic guitarist!!!... NO lip-syncing!!!.. NO backround tracks!!!... just ME and MY GUITAR busting the HOTTEST moves to the HOTTEST pop!!!... imagine if britney or justin could play the guitar and went "un-plugged" and did their whole show, with all the singing and dancing while accompanying themself on the guitar!!!... 3 TALENTS AT ONCE!!!...that's ME, KSTNY!!!...

Garageband.com/artist/kstny

Kstny.com

 

2005 08 13
New Contest! Enter to Win an Opportunity to See Mary-Kate and Ashley Live at Live@Much on August 30, 2005!

Mary-kateandashley.com

Enter to win a spot for you and a chaperone in the audience at LIVE@Much when Mary-Kate and Ashley make their highly-anticipated appearance on August 30th! One winner will receive hotel accommodations, meals and transportation to and from LIVE@Much.

Enter NOW!

Good news! The official Mary-Kate and Ashley web site is having a sweepstakes to see MK&A live. There's just one little problem.

It's for Canadians only!

W.t.f.?

Holy mother of God why? What demon from hell possessed you to torture us so? You know what. I blame it on Canada. That's right. They did it. I know they did. It's revenge for that whole Jim Carrey becoming a US citizen thing isn't it? ISN'T IT?! Why you little bastards. That is so dirty you should be ashamed of yourselves. Explain yourself Canada!

And while your explaining, could you please explain how long does it takes to become a Canadian citizen?!!! I gotta see those girls!!! Oh Lord I'd sell my everlasting soul, and to a lesser extent my American citizenship, to see those adorable babes live for just like two, maybe three seconds. Please I'm begging you! Oh sweet Jesus why was I not born Canadian! <sob>

 

2005 07 30
Audio: Bob Saget on the Howard Stern Show 7-27-05

Thanks to Bob Thorney for providing this mp3 audio file of Howard Stern interviewing Bob "I Haven't Had Sex in a Year" Saget on the Howard Stern radio show on July 27. MK&A are mentioned multiple times. Warning: Adult situations and language.

3.7mb 31min

Bob_Saget_on_Stern_show.mp3.html

For RapidShare downloads, scroll down to the bottom of the page and click on the button that says "FREE". Then scroll down to the bottom of the next page and wait approx. 60 seconds until the file is available for download. PITA but it works.

Credit: Howard_Stern_loves_the_Olsen_Twins

Related Links:

Howardstern.com

Marksfriggin.com

The Aristocrats

2005 06 23
Fan Club Sweepstakes Winners Announcement - Final 15

Thanks to all participants and congratulations to the winners!

Final 15 Winners of the Free Fan Club Membership Sweepstakes

Jolene Glombick

Kristal Ross

Claire Casey

Christina Hamill

Sue Ursel

Karen Ehrlich

Mandy Tarpley

Nadhirah

Marianne Kildalsen

Audrey Smith

Hilary Heggen

Maya Todorova Ivanova

Monica Matocha

Katie Coreno

Natalia Arantes

2005 06 17
Fan Club Sweepstakes Winners Announcement

Current Winners as of 6-17-2005
That Have Claimed Their Prizes

Jolene Glombick

Kristal Ross

Claire Casey

Christina Hamill

Sue Ursel

Karen Ehrlich

Mandy Tarpley

Nadhirah

Marianne Kildalsen

Audrey Smith

More winners will be announced as they come in.

2005 06 13
Mary-Kate and Ashley's Birthday Gifts Post

To celebrate Mary-Kate and Ashley's 19th birthday I've rounded up a few gifts...

My First Gift! Click the Link! (flash req.)

Birthday Gift 1!
(opens new window)

My second gift was to be a surprise. I would secretly find out the location of MK&A's bday party and crash it. Ahahahaha! I'm sure they would SO love it if I did that.

Birthday Gift 2!
(opens new window)

 

And now here are a few more gifts that I hope they like. Happy birthday to Mary-Kate and Ashley from all of your fans. We love you.

Birthday Card from !*!AlwaysOlsen!*!

Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday Mary-Kate & Ashley! Keep it up. Be strong! Your an inspiration to a lot of girls out there & your keepin it up! I love you!

- Shannon

 

Congratulations girls! 19 is big!! All my wishes for a good year to come. Cheers to health and happiness!

- Christelle

 

Enjoy ur last year as a teenager!!

- amanda04

 

Congratulations on making it through another tough year. We love you and we support you. So Happy 19th and Party hard!

- Melissa

 

Happy Birthday girls!!!!!! I hope you have a wonderful birthday, you deserve to. Make it a wonderful and special day!!

- Gail

 

Happy birthday to Mary-Kate and Ashley! You're such an inspiration to me.. in real life, and of course in fashion! Keep on rocking!

- Love Roxy

 

Happy 19th birthday Ashley and Mary-Kate!!!! We all love and support you girls, no matter what!!

- joanna

 

i hope all your wishes come true and u have a blast. enjoy your day.

- ericca

 

i will like to congrats Mk n of course Ash and i'll like 2 said that they rock n that they r so cool and that it doesn't mattered wut people said but wut u think Rock on girls!!

- Andrea Morelos,Mexico

 

Happy Birthday Mary-Kate & Ashley! Keep it up. Be strong! Your an inspiration to alot of girls out there & your keepin it up! I love you!

- Shannon

 

Happy birthday mka have a lovely birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy your presents and remember have a lovely day i hope its Filled with joy and happiness throwout the day and the year!!!

-Rosie

MAGIC OF THE OLSENS By Daanish.

They Were Born On June 13th, 1986 In Sherman Oaks,
I Was Not Even Born At That Time,
And My Father Travelled The World Wearing Oversized Cloaks.

I Am Talking About Mary-Kate & Ashley, The Wonder Twins,
When I First Saw Them They Made My Head Spin.

I Liked Them But Now I Love Them,
If Lindsay , Hilary Or Anyone Comes In Their Way,
I Would Shove'Em.

Acted In Full House Just 9 Months Old,
When i Saw Them I Felt Warm From The Freezing Cold.

They Are Fantastic, They Are Two Of A Kind,
Twins Like Them Are Very Hard To Find.

I Am 16 Years Old And I Don't Like Lime,
But They Always Manage To Meet Their Fans,
Instead Of Having So Little Time.

They Are Cool & Smart, Billion Dollar Teens,
Mightier Than A King,
& Sexier Than A Thousand Queens.

They Have Travelled Rome, Paris, Australia & All Around The Earth,
But At Each Place They Used Their Beauty & Gave It A New Birth.


Some People Don't Like Them,
They Say It Was Just Their Dumb Luck.
Well I Don't Agree With Them,
I will Just Drink Beer,
& Give Those People A Super Flying FUCK.

There Were Many Problems & Struggles On The Way,
But They Kicked Them And Throwed Them Away.


Last Year Mary-Kate Suffered From An Eating Disorder
Seeing Her Condition I Was Out Of Order.
I Prayed To God That Please Make Her Recover,
After Some Days, The Results Were In,
& I Was Happy After What I Discovered.


Ashley's Sexy, She's The Blonde Bomb,
When I See Her Now I Become Rigid Like A Tomb.
Mary-Kate And Ashley, You Are Loved The Most,
If U Don't Believe Me Check Out The Olsen-Twins-News Post.


This Monday They Will Be 19 Years Old,
Becoming More Beautiful & Bold.

This World Has Seen It All
From Santa Claus To Aliens
From Gnomes To Elves
But For MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
I Am Ready To Give My HEART, MY SOUL.....MY SELF.


Let Us Pray They Never Leave, Because If They Did This World Would Become
The Most Boring Place &
I Will Not Exist.

So I Ask You Lord That Please Wrap Your Wings Around Them....Give Them Your
Certain Comfort And
Strength In This Dungeon Of Darkness.

AMEN.

 

Birthday Poem by Melsy

happy birthday mary-kate and ashley!!!!!!
it back to the time
to say the same rhyme
we say every year
with one happy cheer
so ill say it today
and wish and pray
i hope you have fun
under the sun
have a great day
mk and a!
happy 19th birthday mary-kate and ashley!!!!!!!!

Birthday Poem by David Cottenham

Mary-kate and Ashley this is a very special day not only for me but because its your birthday i wish i could meet you but we live so far apart i know this may never happen but your always in my heart so may all your wishes come true on your special day so until next time i wish you both a very happy birthday

Mary-Kate and Ashley's
18th Year in Pictures

(more...)

2005 06 07
Twenty-Two Songs For Mary-Kate

It goes without saying that Mary-Kate Olsen, just like Ashley Olsen, has millions of fans all over the world who love her dearly. But there's only one fan who loves her dearly enough to write songs about her like this guy does. And not just one song. This guy, who is a college student in New York, plans on writing 22 songs just about her! So far he's written three and they're all very good in my opinion. This guy definitely has talent.

The first song is sad and funny at the same time, and is called "gonna f*ck up......" That's got to be the best song title I've ever heard dude.

After reading the lyrics I thought for sure I'd have to sue cause he must of been writing about me. But apparently I'm not the only one who is always "gonna f*ck up......" everything he does.

Kstny Home Page: Myspace.com/kstny

Song 1
Web page with lyrics: gonna f*ck up......
Direct Link to MP3: gonnaf*ckup.mp3

Song 2
Web page with lyrics: i think about 'em...
Direct Link to MP3: ithinkaboutem.mp3

Song 3
Web page with lyrics:  i hate love...
Direct Link to MP3: ihatelove.mp3

2005 06 05
Grandmaster Daanish Throws It Down and Busts a Cap For Mary-Kizzle and Ashleyizzle1

Yo. Suckas and gentlemizzles. Allow me to pimp a phat new rap song by one of Mary-Kate 'n Ashley's biggest fanizzles, the one, the only, Daanish! Give props to the Daanish people!

MARY-KATE & ASHLEY (Don't Mess With Them Or They Will Mess You Up:)

Are u ready, sit down,
Let me da tell you a lil story,
'bout 2 cool cats,
yeah, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
c'minin' at an angle,
that they better than the rest,
when ya looking in-in their hearts,
them a da pass the test.

them a da pass the test

Don't look back,
She's comin' into attack,
She's takin' it side by side,
She's takin' it front to back,
She's takin' it all around the world,
Never, never will She stop this...
MARY-KATE!

Ame - Ri - Can
She be flippin' a beat,
She be out to steal,
She be keepin' it real,
She be on a mission, she be livin, she be killin',
She be ASHLEY!

Now the story begins in NEW YORK, the land,
With a master plan, to take the world at hand,
Goin' step by step, they crossin over the border,
With a step by step, lookin over their shoulders,
Never too amazed, never to unfurl,
There are only 2 kinds of people in the world,
Only positive - negative, only good and bad,
Only right and wrong, that's all we ever had.

just like an angry character with a lotta soul,

MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
them a da call her MARY-KATE with a heart of gold,
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
just like a beautiful angel comin' outta the cold,
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
there's only one ASHLEY and that's for sure.
Here We Go Now!
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
They are comin' to your town,
They hustle then, they hustle now,
Yo - Yo... Yo - Yo...

MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
Makin' money all around,
Never do they settle down
YO - YO... YO - YO...

just like an angry character with a lotta soul,
them a da call her MARY-KATE with a heart of gold,
just like a beautiful angel comin' outta the cold,
there's only one ASHLEY and that's for sure,

and 2gether they ride...
(Secretly, Secretly, Secretly tonight)
2gether they cry...
(Silently, Silently, Silently tonight)
2gether they ride, 2gether they cry,
2gether they fly, 2gether they die,
2gether they rise above the whole world,
2gether they smile...

MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
They are comin' to your town,
They hustle then, they hustle now,
Yo - Yo... Yo - Yo...

MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
Makin' money all around,
Never do they settle down
YO - YO... YO - YO...

let me da take the story a lil forward now (forward now),
c'mon n let me da tell you what u wanna know (wanna know),
c'mon in everybody if u feelin' this ( feelin this),
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, they be kickin it.

let me da take the story a lil forward now (forward now),
c'mon n let me da tell you what u wanna know (wanna know),
c'mon in everybody if u feelin' this ( feelin this),
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, they be kickin it.

just like an angry character with a lotta soul,
them a da call her MARY-KATE with a heart of gold,
just like a beautiful angel comin' outta the cold,
there's only one ASHLEY and that's for sure,

MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
They are comin' to your town,
They hustle then, they hustle now,
Yo - Yo... Yo - Yo...

MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
Makin' money all around,
Never do they settle down
YO - YO... YO - YO...

THE END

"LET US PRAY THEY NEVER LEAVE"
-Daanish on MARY-KATE & ASHLEY.

2005 05 24
Enter Now to Win One of 15 Free Mary-Kate and Ashley Club Memberships!

Thanks to the fine folks at Dualstar I have 15 free Mary-Kate and Ashley Online Club memberships to give away. Click the link to enter the sweepstakes!

Win one of 15 FREE Mary-Kate and Ashley Club Memberships

2005 05 20
Let’s Vote for Mary-Kate and Ashley as Top Trendsetters and Beat the Crap Out of Jessica Simpson!

What the hell? Seven percent? SEVEN! FRICKIN! PERCENT!!! Stand for this we will not. Up with this we will not put. Now we could do this with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No I'm afraid this calls for drastic action. So I say to you cry havoc and let slip the Mary-Kate and Ashley voters of war! Fly my pretties fly for you must vote, or die!

Vote NOW! Do it for the kids!

People.aol.com

Who's the Top Trendsetter? Check out style mavens including Jessica, Beyonce and Nicole and vote on who you think is the biggest trendsetter – then take PEOPLE's ultimate trends poll.

credit: Sperokveen

2005 05 16
Mary-Kate and Ashley on European Road Trip

Alert the media! Alert all European boutiques to get ready for an Olsen shopping spree! Mary-Kate and Ashley are probably in London now as we speak and will travel to Paris and Madrid later to promote the marykateandashley brand and to do some meet and greets. Thanks to Laura at Angelic Twins for the scoop:

Angelic Twins :

They are going to be going lots of places to promote their brand...

They will leave the US on the 16th of may, will spend two days in London, and then go to Paris for a "meet and greet", in France. Asda also has a comp in the UK to meet them after designing tshirts(posted this info). Girltalk mag also held a comp to meet them in London.

Places they are going to promote their brand all in May from their official sites.. etc..:

France
London
Madrid

Here are the dates:
CONFIRMED!!
16th and 17th of may, LONDON
18th of may PARIS
19th of may MADRID

2005 05 10
Official Olsen Fan Club Blog Update, May 10, 2005

Too bad if you aren't a member of the club because if you were you could read their latest blog entry that has some very interesting news about Ashley! They also talk about what it was like attending the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City, what they're doing now during spring break, and more.

Mary-kateandashley.com/fan_club/behind_the_scenes/blog.php (membership required)

2005 05 04
New Scans of Olsen Official Online Fan Club Package

Just got the fan club package in the mail and I scanned the contents. Check it out it's pretty cool.

Mary-Kate and Ashley's Official Online Fan Club Package Scans

2005 04 29
Mary-Kate and Ashley Promote V1rginity

It looks like Mary-Kate and Ashley are trying to promote v1rginity by holding a contest for v1rgins only. If your a v1rgin you can enter and get a chance to win a cool VOX 8610 Cellular Phone!

To make it easy I have been authorized to verify contestant v1rginity. Send your v1rginity proof to me (preferably photos) and win today! Haha just kidding but I had you going there didn't I?

The contest is real though. Check it out...

Mary-kateandashley.com/promotions/sweepstakes/

ELIGIBILITY: Open only to legal residents of the U.S., Canada (except Quebec residents), Australia, United Kingdom and New Zealand who are 13 years of age or older as of date of entry.

2005 04 28
Mary-Kate Olsen Says: "Once You Go Black You Don't Go Back"

Mary-Kate is not shy when it comes to her preferences. When asked about her choice for a mobile phone she exclaimed without hesitation, "I don't let anything near my mouth unless it's sleek and powerful with long range and gobs of stamina. So for me that means I go black - with my T-Mobile Blackberry 7230."

Here's MK having a little trouble trying to operate her T-Mobile Blackberry 7230. Let's zoom in and see what the problem is...

  "...hello...hello...Ashley hello...can you hear me? Damn this thing is not performing!"

  She try's it again while standing on her head. "Hello? Hello? Ashley! Yay it works! But Ashley, it only works if I'm upside down! Do what? Turn the PHONE around? Uh, yeah that works too."

Well good for her she finally got it to work. That wasn't so hard was it? It's all in how you hold it. Here's more info on her phone in case you want to go black too: (more...)

2005 04 23
Olsen Official Fan Club Update
If you are a member of Mary-Kate and Ashley's official fan club you should check out the new message just posted from the girls in their blog. It includes new pics of Ashley's dog Liam and his girlfriend Natalie:

Mary-kateandashley.com/fan_club/behind_the_scenes/blog.php

2005 04 19
Read My Amazing Review of Mary-Kate and Ashley's New Official Online Fan Club
I thought I was clever. I scammed my way into their club everyone was talking about. But Mary-Kate and Ashley took me by the hand and led me on an adventure of a lifetime that was a dream come true and my worst nightmare.

 Mary-Kate and Ashley's Official Online Fan Club Review

2005 04 19
New Mary-Kate and Ashley Furniture Game

New Mary-Kate and Ashley Furniture Game (flash required)

Thanks to Brian Durant for the tip.

2005 04 02
Mary-Kate Gives in and Finally Agrees to Switch to AshleyAndMary-Kate.comMary-Kate was contacted by Ashley's lawyer who threatened to sue her for $150 million if she didn't play fair. Ashley's lawyer Larry Stanton read a statement from Ashley to the press, "For 18 years it's been Mary-Kate and Ashley. It's my turn!" So to keep DualStar together Mary-Kate agreed to the change. Mary-Kate was later heard to say angrily to reporters: "I don't give a flying fricken f*ck!"

Here's the new logo at the official site:

AshleyAndMary-Kate.com

2005 03 28
Olsen Twins Scan, Furniture, DVDs
New Scan From POPCORN Magazine


credit: kasia

 

Bed Down the Olsens!

Mary-kateandashley.com

 

Mary-Kate & Ashley in Action Vol 1 DVD on Sale May 3

Amazon.com

2005 03 03
Olsens Replace Thorne in Their Side With New DualStar CEO DominatrixDamn I can't find anything on this chick. Anybody got a pic or bio or anything? I only hope this lady is better than Dennie Gordon  at figuring out what Olsen fans want:

Au.news.yahoo.com/050303/11/tbvd.html

Olsen twins name apparel veteran to run empire

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Teen moguls Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen have appointed an apparel veteran as CEO of their merchandising empire Dualstar Entertainment Group, the twins' spokesman said Thursday.

Diane Reichenberger will oversee the design, marketing and sale of products for the mary-kateandashley line of fashion, health and beauty, home furnishings, entertainment and lifestyle items targeted at young girls, a statement said.

The veteran of such firms as closely held jeans maker Levi Strauss & Co. and retailer Gap Inc. replaces Robert Thorne, a lawyer who helped transform the Olsens into a worldwide marketing phenomenon during a 15-year partnership. The twins in January initiated a buy-out of his large minority stake in Dualstar a few years ahead of schedule.

"We are so happy to have found an executive who fully understands both the creative and marketing aspects of our business," said Mary-Kate Olsen, who serves as co-president and co-owner of Dualstar with her 18-year-old sister.

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