Mary-Kate Olsen enjoyed a festive night out with friends last night, donning a pair of bright yellow Santa sunglasses. She was enjoying a few drinks at the Bardot lounge when the paparazzi caught up with her.

The paparazzi were pretty aggressive last night when MK tried to leave. They got right up by the car, despite the security’s repeated attempts to make them leave. They also blocked the car to get a few photos before they left the parking lot. MK did her best to hide in the back.

I think this crosses a line. I think it’s fine for the paparazzi to take photos of celebrities, but it shouldn’t impede on activities like leaving a parking lot. This is dangerous for both the photographer and the passengers in the car.

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First, a weird creepy video. I like to think of it as "haunting" but whatever.

Mary-Kate -  Waterland
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The music is from the movie Waterland starring Jeremy Irons. I saw it and was mesmerized by it and the soundtrack by Graham Swift.

Second, I think this will be my last post.  I’m getting tired. My daughter thinks I’m a perv. My son thinks I should do other more "respectable" things. I guess they’re right. I’m not really sure why I liked Mary-Kate and Ashley so much. I don’t feel like it was an inappropriate thing. From the beginning I always thought of them as good role models for young women, both personally and professionally. I admired them. But I guess they didn’t see it that way.

Ann Loeb <aloeb@dskllp.com>

Dear Mr. Shipley.  I am counsel for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. The photographs you have printed of their 21st birthday party are published in violation of their rights, including without limitation their rights of privacy. Moreover, my clients are the owners of the copyright in each and every one of those photographs and your publication constitutes a copyright infringement in violation of United States law. We hereby demand that you immediately remove the photographs from this web site and refrain from any other use of them. Please respond to my email to confirm that they have been removed and are not otherwise in use or circulation.

I guess you can see that they don’t see OTN as a fan site. They see it as something like the "Enquirer." Ugh,  I feel sick about that. I guess I did it wrong? I apologize if I did. I didn’t mean it that way. But I guess that’s the way they look at me.

According to this website, the rumor started by Janet Charlton of Mary-Kate and Ashley starring in the next Bond movie is false!

Thecelebritytruth - The Olsen’s publicist, Nicole Caruso, officially denied the rumor:

 "This is not true."

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Karl Lagerfeld will have a little fashion show at Santa Monica airport tonight and Mary-Kate and Ashley are attending.

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Baltimoresun.com

‘Girl’ trouble
Mary-Kate Olsen, one of the perilously skinny Olsen twins, had a role in the coming film Factory Girl that was as thin as her thigh. In fact the role was so small, Mary-Kate refused to do any press junkets for the movie. Oops!

Harvey Weinstein, whose company is producing Factory Girl, just up and cut what there was of Mary-Kate right out of the movie. That’s Mary-Kate’s story, anyway. Don’t mess with Harvey; you’ll never come out ahead. (But maybe he was just messing with her tiny head, and she’s still there, in all her wispy glory?)

The Twelve Days of a
Mary-Kate and Ashley Holiday

On the 1st day
Michael gave to us...

A Partridge that is scary

"Feelin lucky punk?"

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source: Sweetin.com

No not on MySpace. On their official site. It's all about their European tour. Check it out because you can leave comments.

Mary-Kate and Ashley are in Europe this week. And they’re about to get their blog on just for you. Always on the cutting-edge of cool, the ladies will bring you their unique insider’s view of their trip, starting tomorrow. Get their exclusive insight right here each day as they take it international to Paris’ acclaimed Fashion Week and beyond.

Blog.mary-kateandashley.com

Shopmary-kateandashley.com

According to their September 2006 Hip Picks, you'll be able to order all their products online at their new web site: ShopMary-KateAndAshley.com. The site isn't up yet.

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Enter to win the chance for you and a friend to meet Mary-Kate and Ashley and be in the audience when they make their highly-anticipated appearance at Much on Demand August 28th!

First DVD's. Then a fashion line. Then toothpaste. What's next for the Dualstar juggernaut? You guessed it, cell phones. Now you can download tons of cool Mary-Kate and Ashley swag right onto your phone thanks to Airborne Entertainment. I ordered the Ashley Licence:

I can't wait for the day I can buy an MKA sports car. You think I'm joking? Just wait.

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"Death means a lot of money, honey.
Death can really make you look
like a star." - Andy Warhol

We all know how much Mary-Kate LOVES photography so she'll get a real bang out of this!

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PICTURE PERFECT: Along with the expected works by the likes of Chuck Close, Ross Bleckner and Kiki Smith, next week's Emporio Armani and Vanity Fair-sponsored Free Arts NYC Annual Art + Photography Auction will include some "fantasy lots." Two tickets to the Victoria's Secret Fashion show in L.A., seven nights at Betsey Johnson's Mexican villa and an autographed bass guitar by Sting will all be on offer. And while a steamy signed photo of Gisele Bündchen by Russell James, courtesy of Victoria's Secret, might not appeal to honorary chairs Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, there will surely be hordes of avid fans placing their bids.

Thanks to blankspace for this amazing photo. What is happening in this photo you say? No it's not a scene from Brokeback Mountain 2 - Liam's Tale.

Here are the basics. The dog in this photo is, as most fans know, Ashley's dog Liam. The man is Father Hayden. What happened will horrify you. But the story must be told.

blankspace, in fear of her immortal soul, couldn't give me any details about the photo. So I tapped into my spy network that permeate every nook and cranny of Mary-Kate and Ashley's private lives. This is what I found out.

Liam wasn't responding to training. You'd tell him to sit and he'd say,

"There is no Liam only Zool."

Ashley began to get a sneaking suspicion that this problem with Liam wasn't natural. Maybe it was supernatural. There was only one thing to do -- call Father Hayden. Hayden wasn't just some average everyday priest. Oh no. He was a good friend and fellow NYU classmate.

Although he didn't believe a dog could be possessed he came right over to give Ashley his opinion. He walked up to Liam and jokingly said,

 "Yo dog. Your all possessed and shit right?"

Liam just sat there and panted peacefully. Hayden turned to Ashley and said it was just as he thought and oh my god something was biting him.

"Get him off me!"

Liam had pounced and was locked onto his crotch. Ashley grabbed Liam by the hind legs, pulled as hard as she could and managed to detach him. Liam looked right at Hayden and hissed with what seemed like a chorus of menacing voices:

"Volo anaticulam cumminosam meam!"
("I want my rubber ducky!")

Hayden, now on top of the couch, looked down his pants, felt relieved, then cried, "Whoa. Dude. I ain't got your duck so get the fuck away from me."

Hayden was, uh, convinced. He made a quick nervous call to the Vatican and, for a donation of a few million dollars in unmarked non-sequential bills, they agreed to send an exorcism strike team out.

Ashley made the transfer and within minutes there was a knock at the door. Their diagnosis? Liam was indeed possessed. When they attempted to identify which demon had taken over his body, all they could get out of him was:

"Call us legion for we are many.
And your mother wears army boots."

That was just uncalled for.

The Vatican decided to assign young Father Hayden to do the exorcism. Why one so young and inexperienced? Because it helped to have a personal bond with the owner. He also just happened to be considered a genius in the exorcism field. His claim to fame? Doing what the other snarky priest interns called "a Hayden." Hayden prefers to call it his QEDRM or Quick n' Easy Demon Remover Maneuver® (patent pending all rights reserved).

Unfortunately it doesn't always work right. This time, instead of banishing the demon it shrunk Liam's little demon.

Needless to say Liam, somewhere deep inside his tortured soul, was rolling his eyes and very pissed. Can't say I blame him.

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Update: According to IMDB she’s just ‘Party Girl’ now. Somebody fucked up and it wasn’t me I swear!

Mary-Kate has revealed previously that she has a small role in the upcoming film Factory Girl. Now we know what her character’s name is: Molly Spence. I have a feeling this role was created for her since I can't find anything on a Molly Spence. Anyone have any info?

Here's the poster for the movie:

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CAST:   Sienna Miller, Guy Pearce, Hayden Christensen, Jimmy Fallon

WRITER(S):   Captain Mauzner

DIRECTOR(S):  
George Hickenlooper

PRODUCER(S):   Holly Wiersma, Richard Galub

SYNOPSIS:  
The year is 1965, and Edie Sedgwick is living every young girl’s dream. Rich, ambitious and breathtakingly beautiful, Edie’s life changes forever when she meets Andy Warhol, New York’s most famous artist, and the man who will transform this trust fund baby into the Big Apple’s most dazzling Superstar.

At the center of this exciting and decadent new world is The Factory, Warhol’s downtown loft, a place where musicians, artists, actors and all types of misfits gather to create art and movies during the day, and to throw fabulous parties at night. It is here that Edie takes her place at Andy’s side as the Factory’s most alluring and irresistible Superstar.

Edie has the world at her feet. Every woman wants to be her. Every man wants to be with her. But unable to find the love she craves from Andy and The Factory Edie turns to the “voice of a generation” singer-songwriter Danny Quinn, a captivating and talented musician who represents everything that Andy is not - where Andy is all cool surfaces, Danny burns with the fire of his convictions. Danny pushes Edie to free herself from Andy, who has been using her in his movies but never paying her. Edie quickly falls for Danny, but every affair has its price…

Warhol is deeply stung by the revelation of Edie’s affair, and punishes her for her unfaithfulness by banishing her from the Factory. As her world collapses, Danny abandons her too. All alone, Edie struggles to hold herself together as the pressures of fame and the cost of the fast life turn her world from glamour to tragedy.

A fragile shooting star who dazzled the world with her beauty, style, glamour and wealth, Edie Sedgwick was one of the great pop icons of the 1960’s.

Attention all Australians! G'day mate! Just wanted to tell all you awesome Aussies that you only have until February 12, 2006 to enter a contest to get a chance to MEET Mary-Kate and Ashley! 

Bigw.com.au

Grand Prize: VIP entry for winner and one parent/guardian to the mary-kateandashley brand Fashion Show proudly presented by Total Girl, to be held in Sydney, at Crystal Ballroom Luna Park, on Sunday 19/2/06 at 1:45pm. This includes meeting Mary-Kate and Ashley in person, and a 12 month subscription to Total Girl magazine.

Entry Form
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Of course I'm not interested in this because I see them almost every day at Dualstar headquarters. It's located in a secret underground complex deep within the Wyoming mountains so Dualstar will survive in the event of a thermonuclear attack. Ashley is here now on an inspection tour.

Me: "Say hi Ashley."

Ashley: "Hi everybody. Greeting and salutations. It is with great pleasure that I talk with you today about our new fashion line we are introducing in Australia..."

Me: "Alright thanks Ashley. Now lets talk about me. As you know I'm engaged to Mary-Kate. However I'd like to get out of it since I've met someone else. I wonder if we could arrange it so when MK gets here she catches us making out? Then she'd call it off. Sort of like Memoirs of a Geisha. What do you say?"

Ash: "Hello? Earth to Mike? Are you out of your mind? Your not engaged to Mary-Kate. Duh."

Me: "Oh, uh, yeah your right. Now that I think about it, that was just a story wasn't it. Heh. I confuse fantasy and reality a lot these days. So can we just makeout then?"

Ash: "No! And that's a full sentence mister! I think we better just increase your marykateandashley brand anti-schizophrenia medication. Stat."

Me: "Mmmm. Schizolicious. Hey, here comes Mary-Kate. What's with the rope MK?"

MK: "Wazzup yo? Just got back from practicing my rodeo skills. I rule! Uh, Mike?"

Me: "What?"

MK: "Your not, like, sitting in my chair again are you?"

Me: "Oops! Sorry!"

MK: "You better be. Hey you weren't using my computer were you? Because if you were..."

Me: "I wasn't I swear! Please don't hurt me like last time. My spine hasn't fully healed yet."

MK: "Well get the fuck out of my chair and maybe I won't."

Me: "Ok I'm up I'm up."

MK: "Did you do the wash? Remember I said to separate the whites this time."

Me: "What? The wash? Me? Very funny ha ha. What a kidder. See how funny she is guys? I told you she has a rapist wit."

MK: "Are you telling me you didn't do it? I'm going to kill you!"

Ash: "Yeah he's a sleaze ball. Let's get him Mary-Kate!"

Oh shit.

I make a desperate run for the elevator. I run as fast as I can but Mary-Kate expertly lassos me and I slam to the floor hard. As she pulls me in I surprise myself by screaming and crying like a little girl. I usually scream and cry like Richard Simmons. This is going to be bad.

I try digging my nails into the concrete but she over powers me. I'm not surprised. Mary-Kate works out. I know because I've seen her buns of steel.

They hog tie me and take me to a room where they strip me to my underwear. Before I can get any wrong ideas they lift me up, put me on a round table and strap me down.

Ashley pushes a button and the table slowly goes vertical. Mary-Kate pushes another button and it starts spinning. Slowly at first, then faster and faster. They both start laughing. I try to remember if my medical is paid up.]]> http://www.olsen-twins-news.com/win-a-chance-to-meet-and-greet-mary-kate-and-ashley-on-feb192006-in-australia-487/feed/ http://www.olsen-twins-news.com/new-hq-photos-of-ashley-olsen-attending-nick-traina-foundation-benefit-452/ http://www.olsen-twins-news.com/new-hq-photos-of-ashley-olsen-attending-nick-traina-foundation-benefit-452/#comments Sat, 03 Dec 2005 16:04:41 +0000 Michael Shipley http://www.olsen-twins-news.com/new-hq-photos-of-ashley-olsen-attending-nick-traina-foundation-benefit-452/

Ashley Olsen attends the TEEN VOGUE night of holiday shopping to benefit the Nick Traina Foundation hosted by Editor In Chief Amy Astley and Victoria Traina.

Source: Olsen-fan.net

The auction is over and Mary-Kate wins by a zipper.

Mary-Kate: $325
ebay.com/Mary-Kate-Olsen-Autographed-Jeans

Ashley: $305
ebay.com/Ashley-Olsen-Autographed-Jeans

Wtf? I don't get it. How could any one choose one over the other? It must be a clerical error. eBay sucks. Both of those young ladies are equally the sweetest, the most adorable, the hardest working, the most respectable and successful businesswomen I've ever known. I mean that. I wouldn't be doing this web site if I didn't mean that and believe that. I haven't changed my opinion about them one iota to this very day.

So I don't care. As any competent mathematician would tell you, this is a statistical draw. They both won. And are still, both, equally desired, and equally loved by their family, their friends, their fans, and of course, by me. <3

LOS ANGELES: After much encouragement from friends and family, Mary-Kate Olsen has decided to come out of the closet. 

In a carefully worded statement to the press she explained her decision to out herself:

"I lived the skinny bitch lie for too long. No more. I'm here to say I am phat and phat is where it's at. I'm tanned, I'm toned, I'm hot, and I'm stoned. Well not stoned but you get the idea. I be phat! You got dat?! Honey, you betta believe baby got back and she ain't goin back. And if any of you skinny bitch ho's out there in skinny bitch ho-land don't likes it, you can fuck off and eat a burger cause phat is where it's at and dats a fact Jack!!"

She then proceeded to moon the crowd with the sweetest phatest sexiest ass they ever did see. Too bad the paparazzi were too busy picking their jaws up off the ground and looking for a change of underwear to get a shot.

In celebration of her outing, she has donated all her skinny bitch clothes to the California thrift store Out of the Phat Bitch Closet.

Contactmusic.com

HEALTHY MARY-KATE GIVES AWAY HER SKINNY CLOTHES


Actress MARY-KATE OLSEN is celebrating beating her eating disorder by giving away clothes that no longer fit her.

After gaining almost 15 pounds (6.8 kilograms), the socialite is convinced the eating disorder she battled for almost a year in 2004 is a thing of the past.

And, according to American magazine In Touch, she's so happy with her new-found curves, she has decided to keep the weight on and get rid of her skinny wardrobe.

A source tells the magazine the 19-year-old recently donated thousands of dollars worth of designer clothes to West Hollywood, California thrift store Out of the Closet.

The charity shop, which benefits AIDS research, is a popular choice for stars keep to hand over their clothes - WINONA RYDER and DAME ELIZABETH TAYLOR have been known to donate items to the store.

After reading the description I zeroed in on the words  -- "well worn." Bingo.

As everyone knows, that's code for jeans that are permeated with Ashley Olsen essence. And by essence I mean dna my friend. Little Ashley Olsen skin cells, leg hairs, and other hairs I don't care to mention. I don't care how many times you wash those suckers. You get those jeans, you get a little bit of Ashley.

Once I get those jeans, all I have to do is smuggle them into North Korea where they have perfected instant human cloning. (I've heard they're currently pumping out hordes of Lindsay Lohans, Cold Plays, and just for giggles Hitlers, as we speak)

I'll pay just a measly million KimJongIsMentallyIllDollars (=10 American), and whamo...instant Ashley clone.

Why stop at one? Why not an army of Ashleys? A flock of freakin Ashleys! All programmed to please their creator - me. Muahahaha. Of course knowing her personality I might end up being their slave. Yesss.

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Ashley Olsen Autographed Jeans!!!

Movie and Television-acting twin Ashley Olsen has shown her support of the National Hemophilia Foundation by donating these well-worn, size 30, jeans.

Ashley has autographed them on the back left with XO.

The jeans will be delivered with a Certificate of Authenticity.

They'll make a terrific gift for any Ashley Olsen fan!

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The rumor is she tried them on before donating them. Did an hour of strenuous yoga exercises - including full splits - all commando style. Those jeans must literally be soaked with Mary-Kate juicy fruitiness. Oh. My. God. I gotta get those. Don't even try to outbid me you bitches cause those jeans are mine.

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Mary-Kate Olsen Autographed Jeans!!!

Movie and Television-acting twin Mary-Kate Olsen has shown her support of the National Hemophilia Foundation by donating these brand new, one-of-a-kind, size 28 w, Chip and Pepper jeans.

Mary-Kate Olsen has autographed them on the back left under the pocket..

The jeans will be delivered with a Certificate of Authenticity.

They'll make a terrific gift for any Mary-Kate Olsen fan!

ebay.com/Mary-Kate-Olsen-Autographed-Jeans