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Mary-Kate is Jalouse

Michael Shipley — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:33:41 +0000

Olsen Files is rocking again with this new scan of Mary-Kate Olsen from the French magazine, Jalouse. It was scanned by Manuva [Thefashionspot]

Mary-Kate Olsen Gets in the Holiday Spirit - Via 24Olsen

Michael Shipley — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:26:12 +0000

SOURCE: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Fansite

Mary-Kate Olsen enjoyed a festive night out with friends last night, donning a pair of bright yellow Santa sunglasses. She was enjoying a few drinks at the Bardot lounge when the paparazzi caught up with her.

Image: Pacific Coast News

The paparazzi were pretty aggressive last night when MK tried to leave. They got right up by the car, despite the security’s repeated attempts to make them leave. They also blocked the car to get a few photos before they left the parking lot. MK did her best to hide in the back.

I think this crosses a line. I think it’s fine for the paparazzi to take photos of celebrities, but it shouldn’t impede on activities like leaving a parking lot. This is dangerous for both the photographer and the passengers in the car.

Tags: los angeles candids, los angeles photos, los angeles pictures, mary-kate olsen sunglasses, paparazzi videos

The Last Goodbye

Michael Shipley — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 13:39:38 +0000

Bill Graper, the nicest guy you’ll ever meet, asked me to check out his new music video about MK&A. I was blown away. I have to be honest, most MK&A fan-made music videos are not that good. The fan’s behind them are the best in the people in the world. They are full of love and they mean well but, I’m sorry, the videos are just not that good. It’s hard to make music videos yo! Not that mine are good. Mine are crap. But Bill’s is good. He put a lot of effort in it and you can tell. I bet he’ll gets an offer from Hollywood. "Your through to Hollywood Bill!"

Yousendit (~50mb)

First, a weird creepy video. I like to think of it as "haunting" but whatever.

Mary-Kate - Waterland
(opens new window)

The music is from the movie Waterland starring Jeremy Irons. I saw it and was mesmerized by it and the soundtrack by Graham Swift.

Second, I think this will be my last post. I’m getting tired. My daughter thinks I’m a perv. My son thinks I should do other more "respectable" things. I guess they’re right. I’m not really sure why I liked Mary-Kate and Ashley so much. I don’t feel like it was an inappropriate thing. From the beginning I always thought of them as good role models for young women, both personally and professionally. I admired them. But I guess they didn’t see it that way.

Ann Loeb <aloeb@dskllp.com>

Dear Mr. Shipley. I am counsel for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. The photographs you have printed of their 21st birthday party are published in violation of their rights, including without limitation their rights of privacy. Moreover, my clients are the owners of the copyright in each and every one of those photographs and your publication constitutes a copyright infringement in violation of United States law. We hereby demand that you immediately remove the photographs from this web site and refrain from any other use of them. Please respond to my email to confirm that they have been removed and are not otherwise in use or circulation.

I guess you can see that they don’t see OTN as a fan site. They see it as something like the "Enquirer." Ugh, I feel sick about that. I guess I did it wrong? I apologize if I did. I didn’t mean it that way. But I guess that’s the way they look at me.

Official Denial: Olsen Twins Not in Next James Bond Movie

Michael Shipley — Sat, 19 May 2007 06:01:38 +0000

According to this website, the rumor started by Janet Charlton of Mary-Kate and Ashley starring in the next Bond movie is false!

Thecelebritytruth - The Olsen’s publicist, Nicole Caruso, officially denied the rumor:

"This is not true."

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Mary-Kate and Ashley Walk the Runway with Karl Lagerfeld Tonight

Michael Shipley — Fri, 18 May 2007 17:16:42 +0000

Karl Lagerfeld will have a little fashion show at Santa Monica airport tonight and Mary-Kate and Ashley are attending.

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Mary-Kate Layed Off From Factory?

Michael Shipley — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 20:53:58 +0000

According to an article by Liz Smith dated December 28, 2006 Mary-Kate refused to do publicity for Factory Girl because her role was so small. Because of that Harvey Weinstein cut her from the movie!

Baltimoresun.com

‘Girl’ trouble
Mary-Kate Olsen, one of the perilously skinny Olsen twins, had a role in the coming film Factory Girl that was as thin as her thigh. In fact the role was so small, Mary-Kate refused to do any press junkets for the movie. Oops!

Harvey Weinstein, whose company is producing Factory Girl, just up and cut what there was of Mary-Kate right out of the movie. That’s Mary-Kate’s story, anyway. Don’t mess with Harvey; you’ll never come out ahead. (But maybe he was just messing with her tiny head, and she’s still there, in all her wispy glory?)

Twelve Days of a Mary-Kate and Ashley Holiday

Michael Shipley — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:15:28 +0000

I wanted to give Mary-Kate and Ashley something special for the holidays but I coudn't find a thing until I thought, how about..

The Twelve Days of a
Mary-Kate and Ashley Holiday

On the 1st day
Michael gave to us...

A Partridge that is scary

"Feelin lucky punk?"

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Mary-Kate and Ashley Cover Teen Vogue

Michael Shipley — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:16:47 +0000

According to their November Hip Picks, Mary-Kate and Ashley will appear on split covers of the December/January issue of Teen Vogue which will be out November 15th. But they arent teens any more are they?

Bob Saget is Dating Michelle!

Michael Shipley — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:53:44 +0000

You knew it had to happen.

2006-10-12+Bob+Saget+on+Stern+Show+short+clip.mp3

source: Sweetin.com

New Official Mary-Kate and Ashley Blog

Michael Shipley — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 00:57:08 +0000

No not on MySpace. On their official site. It's all about their European tour. Check it out because you can leave comments.

Mary-Kate and Ashley are in Europe this week. And they’re about to get their blog on just for you. Always on the cutting-edge of cool, the ladies will bring you their unique insider’s view of their trip, starting tomorrow. Get their exclusive insight right here each day as they take it international to Paris’ acclaimed Fashion Week and beyond.

Blog.mary-kateandashley.com

Sign-up at ShopMary-KateAndAshley.com NOW!

Michael Shipley — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:22:18 +0000

Shopmary-kateandashley.com

Love

Michael Shipley — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:34:00 +0000

Broken hearts, broken dreams They're just some things that love brings When you learn that its all been a lie You cry You find that Nothing Nothing Nothing hurts like love Nothing brings your heart so much pain And you'll never learn till you get burned Till you're burned by the flame Nothing hurts so bad Nothing hurts so much No nothing, hurts, like love So you gave all you had How this story turned so sad Nothing left but the tears in your eyes You die inside So dry your eyes It's just your turn to learn Your time to find that Nothing Nothing Nothing hurts like love Daniel Bedingfield - Nothing Hurts Like Love

Be Hip — Shop at ShopMary-KateAndAshley.com on Oct. 3d

Michael Shipley — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 18:04:25 +0000

According to their September 2006 Hip Picks, you'll be able to order all their products online at their new web site: ShopMary-KateAndAshley.com. The site isn't up yet.

Win a chance to Meet Mary-Kate and Ashley in Canada!

Michael Shipley — Mon, 14 Aug 2006 23:29:18 +0000

Mary-kateandashley.com

Enter to win the chance for you and a friend to meet Mary-Kate and Ashley and be in the audience when they make their highly-anticipated appearance at Much on Demand August 28th!

Get Airborne With Mary-Kate and Ashley

Michael Shipley — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 20:40:05 +0000

First DVD's. Then a fashion line. Then toothpaste. What's next for the Dualstar juggernaut? You guessed it, cell phones. Now you can download tons of cool Mary-Kate and Ashley swag right onto your phone thanks to Airborne Entertainment. I ordered the Ashley Licence:

I can't wait for the day I can buy an MKA sports car. You think I'm joking? Just wait.

Image	Code	Instructions
	ASHFLORAL	Text ASHFLORAL to 51945
	ALICENSE	Text ALICENSE to 51945
	ASHO	Text ASHO to 51945
	FASHION	Text FASHION to 51945
	GEMINI	Text GEMINI to 51945
	MKOLSEN	Text MKOLSEN to 51945
	SISTERS	Text SISTERS to 51945
	MKFLORAL	Text MKFLORAL to 51945
	MKLICENSE	Text MKLICENSE to 51945
	HEARTS	Text HEARTS to 51945
	SKETCH	Text SKETCH to 51945
	SUMMER	Text SUMMER to 51945

Mary-kateandashley.com/mobile/

New Mary-Kate and Ashley June PODCAST

Michael Shipley — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 20:23:47 +0000

Date Description
6/16/2006 Mary-Kate and Ashley talk about some of their favorite things. See what you have in common!

Mary-kateandashley.com/downloads/podcasts.php

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Will Be Honorary Chairs at NYC Art Auction May 23d

Michael Shipley — Thu, 18 May 2006 12:21:24 +0000

"Death means a lot of money, honey.
Death can really make you look
like a star." - Andy Warhol

We all know how much Mary-Kate LOVES photography so she'll get a real bang out of this!

Wwd.com

PICTURE PERFECT: Along with the expected works by the likes of Chuck Close, Ross Bleckner and Kiki Smith, next week's Emporio Armani and Vanity Fair-sponsored Free Arts NYC Annual Art + Photography Auction will include some "fantasy lots." Two tickets to the Victoria's Secret Fashion show in L.A., seven nights at Betsey Johnson's Mexican villa and an autographed bass guitar by Sting will all be on offer. And while a steamy signed photo of Gisele Bündchen by Russell James, courtesy of Victoria's Secret, might not appeal to honorary chairs Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, there will surely be hordes of avid fans placing their bids.

Ashley Olsen Donates Millions to Vatican for Undisclosed Services

Michael Shipley — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 05:04:36 +0000

Thanks to blankspace for this amazing photo. What is happening in this photo you say? No it's not a scene from Brokeback Mountain 2 - Liam's Tale.

Here are the basics. The dog in this photo is, as most fans know, Ashley's dog Liam. The man is Father Hayden. What happened will horrify you. But the story must be told.

blankspace, in fear of her immortal soul, couldn't give me any details about the photo. So I tapped into my spy network that permeate every nook and cranny of Mary-Kate and Ashley's private lives. This is what I found out.

Liam wasn't responding to training. You'd tell him to sit and he'd say,

"There is no Liam only Zool."

Ashley began to get a sneaking suspicion that this problem with Liam wasn't natural. Maybe it was supernatural. There was only one thing to do -- call Father Hayden. Hayden wasn't just some average everyday priest. Oh no. He was a good friend and fellow NYU classmate.

Although he didn't believe a dog could be possessed he came right over to give Ashley his opinion. He walked up to Liam and jokingly said,

"Yo dog. Your all possessed and shit right?"

Liam just sat there and panted peacefully. Hayden turned to Ashley and said it was just as he thought and oh my god something was biting him.

"Get him off me!"

Liam had pounced and was locked onto his crotch. Ashley grabbed Liam by the hind legs, pulled as hard as she could and managed to detach him. Liam looked right at Hayden and hissed with what seemed like a chorus of menacing voices:

"Volo anaticulam cumminosam meam!"
("I want my rubber ducky!")

Hayden, now on top of the couch, looked down his pants, felt relieved, then cried, "Whoa. Dude. I ain't got your duck so get the fuck away from me."

Hayden was, uh, convinced. He made a quick nervous call to the Vatican and, for a donation of a few million dollars in unmarked non-sequential bills, they agreed to send an exorcism strike team out.

Ashley made the transfer and within minutes there was a knock at the door. Their diagnosis? Liam was indeed possessed. When they attempted to identify which demon had taken over his body, all they could get out of him was:

"Call us legion for we are many.
And your mother wears army boots."

That was just uncalled for.

The Vatican decided to assign young Father Hayden to do the exorcism. Why one so young and inexperienced? Because it helped to have a personal bond with the owner. He also just happened to be considered a genius in the exorcism field. His claim to fame? Doing what the other snarky priest interns called "a Hayden." Hayden prefers to call it his QEDRM or Quick n' Easy Demon Remover Maneuver® (patent pending all rights reserved).

Unfortunately it doesn't always work right. This time, instead of banishing the demon it shrunk Liam's little demon.

Needless to say Liam, somewhere deep inside his tortured soul, was rolling his eyes and very pissed. Can't say I blame him.

source: blankspace @ olsen-fan.net/forum

Mary-Kate Olsen is Molly Spence in Factory Girl

Michael Shipley — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 13:53:13 +0000

Update: According to IMDB she’s just ‘Party Girl’ now. Somebody fucked up and it wasn’t me I swear!

Mary-Kate has revealed previously that she has a small role in the upcoming film Factory Girl. Now we know what her character’s name is: Molly Spence. I have a feeling this role was created for her since I can't find anything on a Molly Spence. Anyone have any info?

Here's the poster for the movie:

Myriadpictures.com

CAST:   Sienna Miller, Guy Pearce, Hayden Christensen, Jimmy Fallon

WRITER(S):   Captain Mauzner

DIRECTOR(S):
George Hickenlooper

PRODUCER(S):   Holly Wiersma, Richard Galub

SYNOPSIS:
The year is 1965, and Edie Sedgwick is living every young girl’s dream. Rich, ambitious and breathtakingly beautiful, Edie’s life changes forever when she meets Andy Warhol, New York’s most famous artist, and the man who will transform this trust fund baby into the Big Apple’s most dazzling Superstar.

At the center of this exciting and decadent new world is The Factory, Warhol’s downtown loft, a place where musicians, artists, actors and all types of misfits gather to create art and movies during the day, and to throw fabulous parties at night. It is here that Edie takes her place at Andy’s side as the Factory’s most alluring and irresistible Superstar.

Edie has the world at her feet. Every woman wants to be her. Every man wants to be with her. But unable to find the love she craves from Andy and The Factory Edie turns to the “voice of a generation” singer-songwriter Danny Quinn, a captivating and talented musician who represents everything that Andy is not - where Andy is all cool surfaces, Danny burns with the fire of his convictions. Danny pushes Edie to free herself from Andy, who has been using her in his movies but never paying her. Edie quickly falls for Danny, but every affair has its price…

Warhol is deeply stung by the revelation of Edie’s affair, and punishes her for her unfaithfulness by banishing her from the Factory. As her world collapses, Danny abandons her too. All alone, Edie struggles to hold herself together as the pressures of fame and the cost of the fast life turn her world from glamour to tragedy.

A fragile shooting star who dazzled the world with her beauty, style, glamour and wealth, Edie Sedgwick was one of the great pop icons of the 1960’s.

Win a Chance to Meet and Greet Mary-Kate and Ashley on Feb.19,2006 in Australia!

Michael Shipley — Sat, 11 Feb 2006 01:08:00 +0000

Attention all Australians! G'day mate! Just wanted to tell all you awesome Aussies that you only have until February 12, 2006 to enter a contest to get a chance to MEET Mary-Kate and Ashley!

Bigw.com.au
Grand Prize: VIP entry for winner and one parent/guardian to the mary-kateandashley brand Fashion Show proudly presented by Total Girl, to be held in Sydney, at Crystal Ballroom Luna Park, on Sunday 19/2/06 at 1:45pm. This includes meeting Mary-Kate and Ashley in person, and a 12 month subscription to Total Girl magazine.

Entry Form
(Open only to residents of Australia)

Terms and Conditions

Of course I'm not interested in this because I see them almost every day at Dualstar headquarters. It's located in a secret underground complex deep within the Wyoming mountains so Dualstar will survive in the event of a thermonuclear attack. Ashley is here now on an inspection tour.

Me: "Say hi Ashley."

Ashley: "Hi everybody. Greeting and salutations. It is with great pleasure that I talk with you today about our new fashion line we are introducing in Australia..."

Me: "Alright thanks Ashley. Now lets talk about me. As you know I'm engaged to Mary-Kate. However I'd like to get out of it since I've met someone else. I wonder if we could arrange it so when MK gets here she catches us making out? Then she'd call it off. Sort of like Memoirs of a Geisha. What do you say?"

Ash: "Hello? Earth to Mike? Are you out of your mind? Your not engaged to Mary-Kate. Duh."

Me: "Oh, uh, yeah your right. Now that I think about it, that was just a story wasn't it. Heh. I confuse fantasy and reality a lot these days. So can we just makeout then?"

Ash: "No! And that's a full sentence mister! I think we better just increase your marykateandashley brand anti-schizophrenia medication. Stat."

Me: "Mmmm. Schizolicious. Hey, here comes Mary-Kate. What's with the rope MK?"

MK: "Wazzup yo? Just got back from practicing my rodeo skills. I rule! Uh, Mike?"

Me: "What?"

MK: "Your not, like, sitting in my chair again are you?"

Me: "Oops! Sorry!"

MK: "You better be. Hey you weren't using my computer were you? Because if you were..."

Me: "I wasn't I swear! Please don't hurt me like last time. My spine hasn't fully healed yet."

MK: "Well get the fuck out of my chair and maybe I won't."

Me: "Ok I'm up I'm up."

MK: "Did you do the wash? Remember I said to separate the whites this time."

Me: "What? The wash? Me? Very funny ha ha. What a kidder. See how funny she is guys? I told you she has a rapist wit."

MK: "Are you telling me you didn't do it? I'm going to kill you!"

Ash: "Yeah he's a sleaze ball. Let's get him Mary-Kate!"

Oh shit.

I make a desperate run for the elevator. I run as fast as I can but Mary-Kate expertly lassos me and I slam to the floor hard. As she pulls me in I surprise myself by screaming and crying like a little girl. I usually scream and cry like Richard Simmons. This is going to be bad.

I try digging my nails into the concrete but she over powers me. I'm not surprised. Mary-Kate works out. I know because I've seen her buns of steel.

They hog tie me and take me to a room where they strip me to my underwear. Before I can get any wrong ideas they lift me up, put me on a round table and strap me down.

Ashley pushes a button and the table slowly goes vertical. Mary-Kate pushes another button and it starts spinning. Slowly at first, then faster and faster. They both start laughing. I try to remember if my medical is paid up.

New HQ Photos of Ashley Olsen Attending Nick Traina Foundation Benefit

Michael Shipley — Sat, 03 Dec 2005 16:04:41 +0000

Ashley Olsen attends the TEEN VOGUE night of holiday shopping to benefit the Nick Traina Foundation hosted by Editor In Chief Amy Astley and Victoria Traina.

Source: Olsen-fan.net

Mary-Kate Beats Ashley

Michael Shipley — Sat, 03 Dec 2005 06:37:31 +0000

The auction is over and Mary-Kate wins by a zipper.

Mary-Kate: $325
ebay.com/Mary-Kate-Olsen-Autographed-Jeans

Ashley: $305
ebay.com/Ashley-Olsen-Autographed-Jeans

Wtf? I don't get it. How could any one choose one over the other? It must be a clerical error. eBay sucks. Both of those young ladies are equally the sweetest, the most adorable, the hardest working, the most respectable and successful businesswomen I've ever known. I mean that. I wouldn't be doing this web site if I didn't mean that and believe that. I haven't changed my opinion about them one iota to this very day.

So I don't care. As any competent mathematician would tell you, this is a statistical draw. They both won. And are still, both, equally desired, and equally loved by their family, their friends, their fans, and of course, by me. <3

Mary-Kate Olsen Comes out of the Closet

Michael Shipley — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 17:19:09 +0000

LOS ANGELES: After much encouragement from friends and family, Mary-Kate Olsen has decided to come out of the closet.

In a carefully worded statement to the press she explained her decision to out herself:

"I lived the skinny bitch lie for too long. No more. I'm here to say I am phat and phat is where it's at. I'm tanned, I'm toned, I'm hot, and I'm stoned. Well not stoned but you get the idea. I be phat! You got dat?! Honey, you betta believe baby got back and she ain't goin back. And if any of you skinny bitch ho's out there in skinny bitch ho-land don't likes it, you can fuck off and eat a burger cause phat is where it's at and dats a fact Jack!!"

She then proceeded to moon the crowd with the sweetest phatest sexiest ass they ever did see. Too bad the paparazzi were too busy picking their jaws up off the ground and looking for a change of underwear to get a shot.

In celebration of her outing, she has donated all her skinny bitch clothes to the California thrift store Out of the Phat Bitch Closet.

Contactmusic.com

HEALTHY MARY-KATE GIVES AWAY HER SKINNY CLOTHES

Actress MARY-KATE OLSEN is celebrating beating her eating disorder by giving away clothes that no longer fit her.

After gaining almost 15 pounds (6.8 kilograms), the socialite is convinced the eating disorder she battled for almost a year in 2004 is a thing of the past.

And, according to American magazine In Touch, she's so happy with her new-found curves, she has decided to keep the weight on and get rid of her skinny wardrobe.

A source tells the magazine the 19-year-old recently donated thousands of dollars worth of designer clothes to West Hollywood, California thrift store Out of the Closet.

The charity shop, which benefits AIDS research, is a popular choice for stars keep to hand over their clothes - WINONA RYDER and DAME ELIZABETH TAYLOR have been known to donate items to the store.

Ashley Olsen Autographed Jeans up for Auction on eBay

Michael Shipley — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 04:14:57 +0000

After reading the description I zeroed in on the words -- "well worn." Bingo.

As everyone knows, that's code for jeans that are permeated with Ashley Olsen essence. And by essence I mean dna my friend. Little Ashley Olsen skin cells, leg hairs, and other hairs I don't care to mention. I don't care how many times you wash those suckers. You get those jeans, you get a little bit of Ashley.

Once I get those jeans, all I have to do is smuggle them into North Korea where they have perfected instant human cloning. (I've heard they're currently pumping out hordes of Lindsay Lohans, Cold Plays, and just for giggles Hitlers, as we speak)

I'll pay just a measly million KimJongIsMentallyIllDollars (=10 American), and whamo...instant Ashley clone.

Why stop at one? Why not an army of Ashleys? A flock of freakin Ashleys! All programmed to please their creator - me. Muahahaha. Of course knowing her personality I might end up being their slave. Yesss.

ebay.com

Ashley Olsen Autographed Jeans!!!

Movie and Television-acting twin Ashley Olsen has shown her support of the National Hemophilia Foundation by donating these well-worn, size 30, jeans.

Ashley has autographed them on the back left with XO.

The jeans will be delivered with a Certificate of Authenticity.

They'll make a terrific gift for any Ashley Olsen fan!

ebay.com/Ashley-Olsen-Autographed-Jeans

Mary-Kate Olsen Autographed Jeans up for Auction on eBay

Michael Shipley — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 03:17:52 +0000

The rumor is she tried them on before donating them. Did an hour of strenuous yoga exercises - including full splits - all commando style. Those jeans must literally be soaked with Mary-Kate juicy fruitiness. Oh. My. God. I gotta get those. Don't even try to outbid me you bitches cause those jeans are mine.

ebay.com

Mary-Kate Olsen Autographed Jeans!!!

Movie and Television-acting twin Mary-Kate Olsen has shown her support of the National Hemophilia Foundation by donating these brand new, one-of-a-kind, size 28 w, Chip and Pepper jeans.

Mary-Kate Olsen has autographed them on the back left under the pocket..

The jeans will be delivered with a Certificate of Authenticity.

They'll make a terrific gift for any Mary-Kate Olsen fan!

ebay.com/Mary-Kate-Olsen-Autographed-Jeans

Paris Hilton Wants to Kill Mary-Kate Olsen or Nicole Richie?

Michael Shipley — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 09:27:57 +0000

Check out this paparazzi flash video or short sound clip of Paris Hilton going ballistic on her cell phone about that "jealous ugly anorexic idiot." Some say she's talking about Mary-Kate. Others say Nicole Bichie. Most likely Nicole, but who knows.

Either way she's obviously doing this on purpose knowing it will be recorded by the paparazzi for all the world to see. What a ho. Well that's it. I've finally lost that last molecule of respect I had for Paris that I kept in a festering cancerous pimple on my butt.

"I'll [bleeping] kill her."

"She's so ugly... jealous."

"She's just a jealous ugly anorexic idiot."

"I know she's pathetic..."

source: Lulop.com/post.php/3467

Vote for Mary-Kate and Ashley vs The Hilton Sluts!

Michael Shipley — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 08:37:48 +0000

There's a new poll over at the InTouchWeekly web site asking the question:

"Who's Side are You On?"

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen or

Paris and Nicky Hilton?

I know who's side I'm on. Duh! Mary-Kate and Ashley! They're prettier, nicer, and they EARNED their money honey. So let's all go vote for MK&A and trash those boyfriend stealing Hilton hos.

Vote! Intouchweekly.hollywood.com

Audio Slideshows of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen at Much Music Live (8-30-2005)

Michael Shipley — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 05:07:31 +0000

I downloaded all the Much Music Live video clips and, in order to make them as small as possible, converted them to wmv video slideshows with audio. Good for people without broadband connections.

>> Video Clips: Mary-Kate and Ashley at Much Music Live

Source: Muchmusic.com/events/liveatmuch/olsens/

"I Meant U, Ashley!!!"

Michael Shipley — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 14:12:00 +0000

"It's sad to belong to someone else, when the right one comes along."

- Sad To Belong ( England Dan and John Ford Coley )

That's the theme of the new love song by KstNy. A song dedicated to his real true love (he's sure this time), Ashley Olsen.

In it he professes his undying love for Ashley while consoling Mary-Kate by telling her she will always be his first.

Read the lyrics and listen to the song at kstny's web site.

Mp3 direct link: imeantuashley.mp3

Lyrics sample:

"i meant u, ashley!!!...

ah shit, it happened again
i had a 50-50 chance and still i can't win...
there's just 2 olsen twins
how could i be such a loser and fuck up again....

i meant u, ashley!!!!..."

Who is KstNy?

i am the WORLD'S ONLY singing/rapping/DANCING acoustic guitarist!!!... NO lip-syncing!!!.. NO backround tracks!!!... just ME and MY GUITAR busting the HOTTEST moves to the HOTTEST pop!!!... imagine if britney or justin could play the guitar and went "un-plugged" and did their whole show, with all the singing and dancing while accompanying themself on the guitar!!!... 3 TALENTS AT ONCE!!!...that's ME, KSTNY!!!...

Garageband.com/artist/kstny

Kstny.com

New Contest! Enter to Win an Opportunity to See Mary-Kate and Ashley Live at Live@Much on August 30, 2005!

Michael Shipley — Sat, 13 Aug 2005 03:07:57 +0000

Mary-kateandashley.com

Enter to win a spot for you and a chaperone in the audience at LIVE@Much when Mary-Kate and Ashley make their highly-anticipated appearance on August 30th! One winner will receive hotel accommodations, meals and transportation to and from LIVE@Much.

Enter NOW!

Good news! The official Mary-Kate and Ashley web site is having a sweepstakes to see MK&A live. There's just one little problem.

It's for Canadians only!

W.t.f.?

Holy mother of God why? What demon from hell possessed you to torture us so? You know what. I blame it on Canada. That's right. They did it. I know they did. It's revenge for that whole Jim Carrey becoming a US citizen thing isn't it? ISN'T IT?! Why you little bastards. That is so dirty you should be ashamed of yourselves. Explain yourself Canada!

And while your explaining, could you please explain how long does it takes to become a Canadian citizen?!!! I gotta see those girls!!! Oh Lord I'd sell my everlasting soul, and to a lesser extent my American citizenship, to see those adorable babes live for just like two, maybe three seconds. Please I'm begging you! Oh sweet Jesus why was I not born Canadian!

Audio: Bob Saget on the Howard Stern Show 7-27-05

Michael Shipley — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 09:10:53 +0000

Thanks to Bob Thorney for providing this mp3 audio file of Howard Stern interviewing Bob "I Haven't Had Sex in a Year" Saget on the Howard Stern radio show on July 27. MK&A are mentioned multiple times. Warning: Adult situations and language.

3.7mb 31min

Bob_Saget_on_Stern_show.mp3.html

For RapidShare downloads, scroll down to the bottom of the page and click on the button that says "FREE". Then scroll down to the bottom of the next page and wait approx. 60 seconds until the file is available for download. PITA but it works.

Credit: Howard_Stern_loves_the_Olsen_Twins

Fan Club Sweepstakes Winners Announcement - Final 15

Michael Shipley — Thu, 23 Jun 2005 15:11:16 +0000

Thanks to all participants and congratulations to the winners!

Final 15 Winners of the Free Fan Club Membership Sweepstakes

Jolene Glombick
Kristal Ross

Claire Casey

Christina Hamill

Sue Ursel

Karen Ehrlich

Mandy Tarpley

Nadhirah

Marianne Kildalsen

Audrey Smith

Hilary Heggen

Maya Todorova Ivanova

Monica Matocha

Katie Coreno

Natalia Arantes

Fan Club Sweepstakes Winners Announcement

Michael Shipley — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:44:50 +0000

Current Winners as of 6-17-2005
That Have Claimed Their Prizes

Jolene Glombick
Kristal Ross

Claire Casey

Christina Hamill

Sue Ursel

Karen Ehrlich

Mandy Tarpley

Nadhirah

Marianne Kildalsen

Audrey Smith

More winners will be announced as they come in.

Mary-Kate and Ashley's Birthday Gifts Post

Michael Shipley — Sun, 12 Jun 2005 21:55:36 +0000

To celebrate Mary-Kate and Ashley's 19th birthday I've rounded up a few gifts...

My First Gift! Click the Link! (flash req.)

Birthday Gift 1!
(opens new window)

My second gift was to be a surprise. I would secretly find out the location of MK&A's bday party and crash it. Ahahahaha! I'm sure they would SO love it if I did that.

Birthday Gift 2!
(opens new window)

And now here are a few more gifts that I hope they like. Happy birthday to Mary-Kate and Ashley from all of your fans. We love you.

Birthday Card from !!AlwaysOlsen!!

Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday Mary-Kate & Ashley! Keep it up. Be strong! Your an inspiration to a lot of girls out there & your keepin it up! I love you!

- Shannon

Congratulations girls! 19 is big!! All my wishes for a good year to come. Cheers to health and happiness!

- Christelle

Enjoy ur last year as a teenager!!

- amanda04

Congratulations on making it through another tough year. We love you and we support you. So Happy 19th and Party hard!

- Melissa

Happy Birthday girls!!!!!! I hope you have a wonderful birthday, you deserve to. Make it a wonderful and special day!!

- Gail

Happy birthday to Mary-Kate and Ashley! You're such an inspiration to me.. in real life, and of course in fashion! Keep on rocking!

- Love Roxy

Happy 19th birthday Ashley and Mary-Kate!!!! We all love and support you girls, no matter what!!

- joanna

i hope all your wishes come true and u have a blast. enjoy your day.

- ericca

i will like to congrats Mk n of course Ash and i'll like 2 said that they rock n that they r so cool and that it doesn't mattered wut people said but wut u think Rock on girls!!

- Andrea Morelos,Mexico

Happy Birthday Mary-Kate & Ashley! Keep it up. Be strong! Your an inspiration to alot of girls out there & your keepin it up! I love you!

- Shannon

Happy birthday mka have a lovely birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy your presents and remember have a lovely day i hope its Filled with joy and happiness throwout the day and the year!!!

-Rosie

MAGIC OF THE OLSENS By Daanish.

They Were Born On June 13th, 1986 In Sherman Oaks,
I Was Not Even Born At That Time,
And My Father Travelled The World Wearing Oversized Cloaks.

I Am Talking About Mary-Kate & Ashley, The Wonder Twins,
When I First Saw Them They Made My Head Spin.

I Liked Them But Now I Love Them,
If Lindsay , Hilary Or Anyone Comes In Their Way,
I Would Shove'Em.

Acted In Full House Just 9 Months Old,
When i Saw Them I Felt Warm From The Freezing Cold.

They Are Fantastic, They Are Two Of A Kind,
Twins Like Them Are Very Hard To Find.

I Am 16 Years Old And I Don't Like Lime,
But They Always Manage To Meet Their Fans,
Instead Of Having So Little Time.

They Are Cool & Smart, Billion Dollar Teens,
Mightier Than A King,
& Sexier Than A Thousand Queens.

They Have Travelled Rome, Paris, Australia & All Around The Earth,
But At Each Place They Used Their Beauty & Gave It A New Birth.

Some People Don't Like Them,
They Say It Was Just Their Dumb Luck.
Well I Don't Agree With Them,
I will Just Drink Beer,
& Give Those People A Super Flying FUCK.

There Were Many Problems & Struggles On The Way,
But They Kicked Them And Throwed Them Away.

Last Year Mary-Kate Suffered From An Eating Disorder
Seeing Her Condition I Was Out Of Order.
I Prayed To God That Please Make Her Recover,
After Some Days, The Results Were In,
& I Was Happy After What I Discovered.

Ashley's Sexy, She's The Blonde Bomb,
When I See Her Now I Become Rigid Like A Tomb.
Mary-Kate And Ashley, You Are Loved The Most,
If U Don't Believe Me Check Out The Olsen-Twins-News Post.

This Monday They Will Be 19 Years Old,
Becoming More Beautiful & Bold.

This World Has Seen It All
From Santa Claus To Aliens
From Gnomes To Elves
But For MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
I Am Ready To Give My HEART, MY SOUL.....MY SELF.

Let Us Pray They Never Leave, Because If They Did This World Would Become
The Most Boring Place &
I Will Not Exist.

So I Ask You Lord That Please Wrap Your Wings Around Them....Give Them Your
Certain Comfort And
Strength In This Dungeon Of Darkness.

AMEN.

Birthday Poem by Melsy

happy birthday mary-kate and ashley!!!!!!
it back to the time
to say the same rhyme
we say every year
with one happy cheer
so ill say it today
and wish and pray
i hope you have fun
under the sun
have a great day
mk and a!
happy 19th birthday mary-kate and ashley!!!!!!!!

Birthday Poem by David Cottenham

Mary-kate and Ashley this is a very special day not only for me but because its your birthday i wish i could meet you but we live so far apart i know this may never happen but your always in my heart so may all your wishes come true on your special day so until next time i wish you both a very happy birthday

Mary-Kate and Ashley's
18th Year in Pictures

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Twenty-Two Songs For Mary-Kate

Michael Shipley — Tue, 07 Jun 2005 04:04:56 +0000

It goes without saying that Mary-Kate Olsen, just like Ashley Olsen, has millions of fans all over the world who love her dearly. But there's only one fan who loves her dearly enough to write songs about her like this guy does. And not just one song. This guy, who is a college student in New York, plans on writing 22 songs just about her! So far he's written three and they're all very good in my opinion. This guy definitely has talent.

The first song is sad and funny at the same time, and is called "gonna f*ck up......" That's got to be the best song title I've ever heard dude.

After reading the lyrics I thought for sure I'd have to sue cause he must of been writing about me. But apparently I'm not the only one who is always "gonna f*ck up......" everything he does.

Kstny Home Page: Myspace.com/kstny

Song 1
Web page with lyrics: gonna f*ck up......
Direct Link to MP3: gonnaf*ckup.mp3

Song 2
Web page with lyrics: i think about 'em...
Direct Link to MP3: ithinkaboutem.mp3

Song 3
Web page with lyrics: i hate love...
Direct Link to MP3: ihatelove.mp3

Grandmaster Daanish Throws It Down and Busts a Cap For Mary-Kizzle and Ashleyizzle

Michael Shipley — Sun, 05 Jun 2005 09:49:38 +0000

Yo. Suckas and gentlemizzles. Allow me to pimp a phat new rap song by one of Mary-Kate 'n Ashley's biggest fanizzles, the one, the only, Daanish! Give props to the Daanish people!

MARY-KATE & ASHLEY (Don't Mess With Them Or They Will Mess You Up:)
Are u ready, sit down,
Let me da tell you a lil story,
'bout 2 cool cats,
yeah, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
c'minin' at an angle,
that they better than the rest,
when ya looking in-in their hearts,
them a da pass the test.

them a da pass the test

Don't look back,
She's comin' into attack,
She's takin' it side by side,
She's takin' it front to back,
She's takin' it all around the world,
Never, never will She stop this...
MARY-KATE!

Ame - Ri - Can
She be flippin' a beat,
She be out to steal,
She be keepin' it real,
She be on a mission, she be livin, she be killin',
She be ASHLEY!

Now the story begins in NEW YORK, the land,
With a master plan, to take the world at hand,
Goin' step by step, they crossin over the border,
With a step by step, lookin over their shoulders,
Never too amazed, never to unfurl,
There are only 2 kinds of people in the world,
Only positive - negative, only good and bad,
Only right and wrong, that's all we ever had.

just like an angry character with a lotta soul,

MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
them a da call her MARY-KATE with a heart of gold,
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
just like a beautiful angel comin' outta the cold,
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
there's only one ASHLEY and that's for sure.
Here We Go Now!
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
They are comin' to your town,
They hustle then, they hustle now,
Yo - Yo... Yo - Yo...

MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
Makin' money all around,
Never do they settle down
YO - YO... YO - YO...

just like an angry character with a lotta soul,
them a da call her MARY-KATE with a heart of gold,
just like a beautiful angel comin' outta the cold,
there's only one ASHLEY and that's for sure,

and 2gether they ride...
(Secretly, Secretly, Secretly tonight)
2gether they cry...
(Silently, Silently, Silently tonight)
2gether they ride, 2gether they cry,
2gether they fly, 2gether they die,
2gether they rise above the whole world,
2gether they smile...

MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
They are comin' to your town,
They hustle then, they hustle now,
Yo - Yo... Yo - Yo...

MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
Makin' money all around,
Never do they settle down
YO - YO... YO - YO...

let me da take the story a lil forward now (forward now),
c'mon n let me da tell you what u wanna know (wanna know),
c'mon in everybody if u feelin' this ( feelin this),
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, they be kickin it.

let me da take the story a lil forward now (forward now),
c'mon n let me da tell you what u wanna know (wanna know),
c'mon in everybody if u feelin' this ( feelin this),
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, they be kickin it.

just like an angry character with a lotta soul,
them a da call her MARY-KATE with a heart of gold,
just like a beautiful angel comin' outta the cold,
there's only one ASHLEY and that's for sure,

MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
They are comin' to your town,
They hustle then, they hustle now,
Yo - Yo... Yo - Yo...

MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
Makin' money all around,
Never do they settle down
YO - YO... YO - YO...

THE END

"LET US PRAY THEY NEVER LEAVE"
-Daanish on MARY-KATE & ASHLEY.

Enter Now to Win One of 15 Free Mary-Kate and Ashley Club Memberships!

Michael Shipley — Tue, 24 May 2005 07:18:47 +0000

Thanks to the fine folks at Dualstar I have 15 free Mary-Kate and Ashley Online Club memberships to give away. Click the link to enter the sweepstakes!

Win one of 15 FREE Mary-Kate and Ashley Club Memberships

Let’s Vote for Mary-Kate and Ashley as Top Trendsetters and Beat the Crap Out of Jessica Simpson!

Michael Shipley — Fri, 20 May 2005 05:15:50 +0000

What the hell? Seven percent? SEVEN! FRICKIN! PERCENT!!! Stand for this we will not. Up with this we will not put. Now we could do this with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No I'm afraid this calls for drastic action. So I say to you cry havoc and let slip the Mary-Kate and Ashley voters of war! Fly my pretties fly for you must vote, or die!

Vote NOW! Do it for the kids!

People.aol.com

Who's the Top Trendsetter? Check out style mavens including Jessica, Beyonce and Nicole and vote on who you think is the biggest trendsetter – then take PEOPLE's ultimate trends poll.

credit: Sperokveen

Mary-Kate and Ashley on European Road Trip

Michael Shipley — Mon, 16 May 2005 01:20:09 +0000

Alert the media! Alert all European boutiques to get ready for an Olsen shopping spree! Mary-Kate and Ashley are probably in London now as we speak and will travel to Paris and Madrid later to promote the marykateandashley brand and to do some meet and greets. Thanks to Laura at Angelic Twins for the scoop:

Angelic Twins :

They are going to be going lots of places to promote their brand...

They will leave the US on the 16th of may, will spend two days in London, and then go to Paris for a "meet and greet", in France. Asda also has a comp in the UK to meet them after designing tshirts(posted this info). Girltalk mag also held a comp to meet them in London.

Places they are going to promote their brand all in May from their official sites.. etc..:

France
London
Madrid

Here are the dates:
CONFIRMED!!
16th and 17th of may, LONDON
18th of may PARIS
19th of may MADRID

Official Olsen Fan Club Blog Update, May 10, 2005

Michael Shipley — Tue, 10 May 2005 00:14:23 +0000

Too bad if you aren't a member of the club because if you were you could read their latest blog entry that has some very interesting news about Ashley! They also talk about what it was like attending the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City, what they're doing now during spring break, and more.

Mary-kateandashley.com/fan_club/behind_the_scenes/blog.php (membership required)

New Scans of Olsen Official Online Fan Club Package

Michael Shipley — Wed, 04 May 2005 09:09:10 +0000

Just got the fan club package in the mail and I scanned the contents. Check it out it's pretty cool.

Mary-Kate and Ashley's Official Online Fan Club Package Scans

Mary-Kate and Ashley Promote V1rginity

Michael Shipley — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 03:32:03 +0000

It looks like Mary-Kate and Ashley are trying to promote v1rginity by holding a contest for v1rgins only. If your a v1rgin you can enter and get a chance to win a cool VOX 8610 Cellular Phone!

To make it easy I have been authorized to verify contestant v1rginity. Send your v1rginity proof to me (preferably photos) and win today! Haha just kidding but I had you going there didn't I?

The contest is real though. Check it out...

Mary-kateandashley.com/promotions/sweepstakes/

ELIGIBILITY: Open only to legal residents of the U.S., Canada (except Quebec residents), Australia, United Kingdom and New Zealand who are 13 years of age or older as of date of entry.

Mary-Kate Olsen Says: "Once You Go Black You Don't Go Back"

Michael Shipley — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 23:52:45 +0000

Mary-Kate is not shy when it comes to her preferences. When asked about her choice for a mobile phone she exclaimed without hesitation, "I don't let anything near my mouth unless it's sleek and powerful with long range and gobs of stamina. So for me that means I go black - with my T-Mobile Blackberry 7230."

Here's MK having a little trouble trying to operate her T-Mobile Blackberry 7230. Let's zoom in and see what the problem is...

"...hello...hello...Ashley hello...can you hear me? Damn this thing is not performing!"

She try's it again while standing on her head. "Hello? Hello? Ashley! Yay it works! But Ashley, it only works if I'm upside down! Do what? Turn the PHONE around? Uh, yeah that works too."

Well good for her she finally got it to work. That wasn't so hard was it? It's all in how you hold it. Here's more info on her phone in case you want to go black too: (more...)

Olsen Official Fan Club Update

Michael Shipley — Sat, 23 Apr 2005 13:40:05 +0000

If you are a member of Mary-Kate and Ashley's official fan club you should check out the new message just posted from the girls in their blog. It includes new pics of Ashley's dog Liam and his girlfriend Natalie:

Mary-kateandashley.com/fan_club/behind_the_scenes/blog.php

Read My Amazing Review of Mary-Kate and Ashley's New Official Online Fan Club

Michael Shipley — Tue, 19 Apr 2005 00:30:55 +0000

I thought I was clever. I scammed my way into their club everyone was talking about. But Mary-Kate and Ashley took me by the hand and led me on an adventure of a lifetime that was a dream come true and my worst nightmare.

Mary-Kate and Ashley's Official Online Fan Club Review

New Mary-Kate and Ashley Furniture Game

Michael Shipley — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 23:53:25 +0000

New Mary-Kate and Ashley Furniture Game (flash required)

Thanks to Brian Durant for the tip.

Mary-Kate Gives in and Finally Agrees to Switch to AshleyAndMary-Kate.com

Michael Shipley — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 18:32:41 +0000

Mary-Kate was contacted by Ashley's lawyer who threatened to sue her for $150 million if she didn't play fair. Ashley's lawyer Larry Stanton read a statement from Ashley to the press, "For 18 years it's been Mary-Kate and Ashley. It's my turn!" So to keep DualStar together Mary-Kate agreed to the change. Mary-Kate was later heard to say angrily to reporters: "I don't give a flying fricken f*ck!"

Here's the new logo at the official site:

AshleyAndMary-Kate.com

Olsen Twins Scan, Furniture, DVDs

Michael Shipley — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 00:54:41 +0000

New Scan From POPCORN Magazine

credit: kasia

Bed Down the Olsens!

Mary-kateandashley.com

Mary-Kate & Ashley in Action Vol 1 DVD on Sale May 3

Amazon.com

Audio Clip: Howard Stern Asks John "The Stud" Stamos If He'd "Do" the Olsen Twins

Michael Shipley — Sat, 12 Mar 2005 13:17:33 +0000

John Stamos Talks About Olsen Twins on Howard Stern

Olsens Replace Thorne in Their Side With New DualStar CEO Dominatrix

Michael Shipley — Thu, 03 Mar 2005 12:49:53 +0000

Damn I can't find anything on this chick. Anybody got a pic or bio or anything? I only hope this lady is better than Dennie Gordon at figuring out what Olsen fans want:

Au.news.yahoo.com/050303/11/tbvd.html
Olsen twins name apparel veteran to run empire

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Teen moguls Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen have appointed an apparel veteran as CEO of their merchandising empire Dualstar Entertainment Group, the twins' spokesman said Thursday.

Diane Reichenberger will oversee the design, marketing and sale of products for the mary-kateandashley line of fashion, health and beauty, home furnishings, entertainment and lifestyle items targeted at young girls, a statement said.

The veteran of such firms as closely held jeans maker Levi Strauss & Co. and retailer Gap Inc. replaces Robert Thorne, a lawyer who helped transform the Olsens into a worldwide marketing phenomenon during a 15-year partnership. The twins in January initiated a buy-out of his large minority stake in Dualstar a few years ahead of schedule.

"We are so happy to have found an executive who fully understands both the creative and marketing aspects of our business," said Mary-Kate Olsen, who serves as co-president and co-owner of Dualstar with her 18-year-old sister.