Excuse my language but this really irritates the living f%ck out of me:

Bill Brioux: "Acting like an adult was not a priority for Olsen on this day"

According to an article in Variety and others it seems that the vultures reporters at the Weeds TCA press conference were irked that they couldn’t spend the whole […]

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Help1Up is a charitable service that helps those in need get some free furniture. Wow, so the people who took my furniture and stereo and my iPhone and my iPod and my iDog while I was on vacation were doing it for a good cause? I thought they were burglars! You see how wrong you […]

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update 7-15: I guess someone got the job?

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This is why they’re rich. They get hordes of interns to work for them, free. The problem is you get what you pay for. Notice the misspellings:

Craigslist
Reply to: job-368300916@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-07, 12:01AM […]

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Yow.  Jodie is hot. Lets do the math:
   1 Pair of Full Boobs
+ 1 Pair of Snake Hips              
   1 Hot Sweet(in) Mama!

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It’s out now!

A look back at Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen through the years as they celebrate turning 21.

People.com

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As you can see from the graph below, Mary-Kate and Ashley are still slightly popular.

On their 21st birthday Olsen Twins News got :

209,918 pageviews
50,687 visitors
15gb of downloads

– four times what it normally gets.
They had to hose down my server because it was on fire.
I can only imagine what Mary-Kate and Ashley’s official site […]

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Phillip Lim, award winning fashion designer, lamer.
When Phillip Lim found out Mary-Kate and Ashley would be expanding into the contemporary clothing market with their new label, Elizabeth and James, he was not amused.

Wow, how unfair.
- Phillip Lim

Who is Phillip Lim and why is he so upset?
Phillip Lim was until recently an unknown women’s fashion […]

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Check out these nice new HQ Photos of Mary-Kate Olsen rocking and rolling in Soho NYC, June 5, the day after the CFDA event.
As you can see she glued her hand to her ear again. When she’s disappointed or sad or gloomy or just needs to relax and get away from it all she goes […]

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update: more HQs.
~2400×3600 each

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Mary-Kate will play Tara on the Showtime comedy "Weeds." HollywoodreporterMary-Kate Olsen is returning to television with a co-starring role on Showtime’s dark comedy "Weeds." On the Lionsgate-produced show, Olsen will play Tara, a devoted Christian girl living in the newly developed megachurch community Majestic who becomes a love interest for Nancy Botwin’s (Mary-Louise Parker) son Silas (Hunter […]

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update: According to their publicist, Nicole Caruso, this is not true.

This is not a joke.

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You don’t get much for $22k/month in Malibu any more.

NBC - Ashley Olsen is renting a $22,000-a-month party house in Malibu, where she plans to celebrate her 21st birthday on June 13 - when she hits the legal drinking age. “Ashley and MK [her twin sister Mary-Kate] plan to spend much of the summer in […]

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Video: >> New Video Clips of Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen at 2007 MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala
HQ Photos: >> HQ Photos of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Arriving at 2007 MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala

Georges Lepape (French, 1887-1971), Les choses de Paul Poiret / vues par Georges Lepape, 1911, Pochoir print, The Metropolitan Museum of […]

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Found another new article about The Row at Vogue.co.uk. Ashley impresses with her "intricate knowledge and obvious passion for the cut, fabric, colour and tailoring of each garment."

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This real estate blogger speculates that because Ashley secretly, until now, leased a new home in Hollywood recently she might not be going back to New York University (NYU) after this semester is over. That might be a stretch but who knows.
the Real Estalker: UPDATE: Ashley Olsen
Saturday, April 28, 2007
UPDATE: Ashley Olsen
Remember a few weeks […]

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The Row features coats made out of luxurious silky lamb fur, but the Association of Scared Sheep (A.S.S.) is furious about it.
In a statement released to the press the association that represents scared sheep the world over complained about Mary-Kate and Ashley’s new adult fashion label, The Row.

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There's a new poll at US Magazine asking if Mary-Kate and Ashley designed a t-shirt for sale at Barney's that costs $175 would you buy it? As of 3-3-2007 the "no's" have it: Yes     9% (74 votes) No    91% (739 votes) If up with this you will not put, then go forth and vote!

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Check out this new article by Mary-Kate in the New York Times. Nytimes.com by Mary-Kate Olsen I have a large, red quilted Chanel bag that I borrowed from my sister Ashley. I wore it to an event and nevergave it back. Luckily, she's moved on to another bag, so I'm safe for now. I'm not quite sure how many [...]

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Spencer Pratt, all round sleaze bag and costar on the MTV reality series The Hills, claims in this new article at style.com, that he sold the photo below of Mary-Kate, allegedly drinking, for $50k. That's Spencer Pratt on the left. Spencer Pratt, once a douche bag always a douche bag. What he probably did was wake Mary-Kate [...]

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Sorry to disappoint you. Mary-Kate is fine. Find and dandy. You should be so happy. Mary-Kate is so happy there should be a law against it. Its disgusting how happy she is. It's kind of irritating actually. "Shut UP Mary-Kate! Cheer down will you!" Ok here's the truth. She's healthy. She feels good. She looks [...]

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Apparently Paris Hilton neglected to pay her monthly storage fee and all her items were sold last September, 2006. According to this post, Ashley's phone number was found among those items. Again. Paris' stuff got leaked again so.. Ashleys number: 310-xxx-xxxx People have called and gotten her voice mail If anyone can verify this let me know. I imagine [...]

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I don't see the attraction really. Attention. A possible MKO (Mary-Kate Object) has been sighted in Lake Tahoe, Nevada. The Paparazzi have been alerted and have mobilized all paparazzo's in the area to seek and photograph her at all costs. Good luck men and may the flash be with you. Myspace.com/Dre [23 Jan 2007 | Tuesday] Anthrax [...]

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Gregula in the seventh circle of hell. That's right I said it. He's stupid. The stupidest. Why? He wouldn't commit to Ashley that's why. So it's over, he blew it, she dumped him. I know, hard to believe. What sane guy wouldn't give his right testicle to be with her? I called him but all he [...]

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In Defence of Mary Kate  

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Johnny Depp is Mary-Kate's fashion icon. She looks to men for her inspiration. And Ashley's? -- Vintage movie stars as in Rita Hayworth and Audrey Hepburn. Monstersandcritics.com Mary-Kate Olsen says Johnny Depp is her style icon. The 21-year-old actress - one half of the multi-million pound Olsen film, fashion and merchandise empire with twin sister Ashley - has revealed [...]

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Here's a review of Factory Girl from the perspective of a Mary-Kate and Ashley fan. "Ok guys, I saw Factory Girl yesterday. It was only in one theatre in LA, and so it was ok but the MK situation is weird. So i like put all my effort into keeping my eyes out for her and [...]

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Apparently Mary-Kate is in the movie, but only in the background for a moment. No talky. Would of been better to just cut her out completely cause that is just insulting. I mean she’s emmy nominated with over 20 years of acting experience for gods sake. What a waste. Leave it to Hollywood to judge […]

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"I didn't say it I swear!" Just ask anyone at Dualstar. Or me. That girl is ca-razy yo know what im sayin? One time she was like at a meeting and you know what she said? And I quote, "So like uh, where do you guys like keep my billion dollars? Me and my boyfriend wanna [...]

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Fashionweekdaily.com
(NEW YORK) While celebrity guests attending the Balenciaga party at Barneys Friday night wore Ghesquière nearly head to toe, Ashley Olsen used the opportunity to test drive a piece from what The Daily has learned will be the name of her forthcoming line, The Row. Her cropped navy-and-forest-green plaid-printed jacket was a chic update on […]

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"I may be bad, but i feel goooood." Newsday.com NEW YORK (AP) _ A man who says he invested $1.75 million in the restaurant-nightclub Butter charges in a lawsuit that the celebrity hot spot's operators have stolen millions of dollars from the business without repaying him a cent. Alireza Ghassemi says in court papers that the hangout [...]

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