Levitationist : "You see this is how we do it Miss Ashley. We first scan the area with our very stylish SupaDupa glasses modified by Dualstar Technologies to detect photographers. Then we levitate. Like this.... Wingardium Leviosa!"

Ashley: "No wait! You didn't calibrate the glasses yet! Too late. Don't look now Einstein but you just got burned by that creep with the cam over there. What a dork. Oh God I'm so embarrassed I can't show my face. Thanks a lot Ms. Harry Potter!"
Levitationist : "Ooops! Wingardium Anti Leviosa! Whew that was close. He almost got me."
Ashley: "Well if you want to keep on believing that miss smarty pants then I hope you don't check OTN tomorrow. Cause your pretty little levitating toes are going to be there for all the world to see. Just like mine were honey. Now get lost loser."
Levitationist : "But Miss Ashley..."
Ashley: "Hey! What part of 'get lost loser' don't you understand? Get lost loser is a full sentence or haven't you heard!"
Ashley: "What a maroon. Now where's my car? I wish I could make that levitate then maybe I could find the damn thing. Ow, my arms hurt. These bags are heavy. Where's that fricken MeatShield when you need him..."
Ashley finally finds her car then looks in the window: "What the...? Yo! <she pounds like a maniac on the glass> MeatShield#892! Wake up and open this door you moron! I'm going to kill you! What am I payin you for anyway? You just wait until I get you home you bad boy. Mommy will give you such a pinch. And wipe that drool off your face. Oh here, let mommy do it. Ya moron."
MeatShield#892 (formery Bennie Bang): "I'm sorry Ma. I got sleepy in car. I promise I won't do it again. Please don't pinch Bennie. It hurt!"
Ashley: "Ok I won't this time. Move over mommy wants to drive."
MeatShield#892: "Uh. You need a ride. I give you ride."
Ashley: "Cut it out! That was only a movie you idiot! Stop saying that all the time!"
MeatShield#892: "Oh yeah right."
Ashley: "Why I keep him around I'll never know...Hey look. It's that rat who was taking pics of us. Hmm. Wonder if I should run over that irritating poopy ratzi. Hmm let me think....Nah. Might mess up my tires. Maybe I'll just make him eat that camera. No then I'll have to wait for him to poop to get those pics. Those pics are my life and when he poops that poop would be my life. Yuck. Forget it.
photo credit: MKA Hecka Tight!
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hey u look so so so sozzzz beautiful andu should keep ur beauty forever..so wish u all da best and ur very sexy and hot!!!
heheheheeheeeh
they are totally cool!!they are so nice:smile:
elas são lidonas !
MOI JE VOUS TROUVENT SUPERBE CONTINUEZ :
i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk i love mk
hey hey yall wuts up why yall all typin on this stupid website no offence but im just wondering!
love allways,cole:roll:
SWEDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
denmark rocks.
Vage foto’s,, ashley en mkay stinken!
wi like ASHLEY
Wi love ASHLEY:oops:
hola a todos es verdad q estan muy buenas las gemelas adios spanish ok:oops:
hallo.j love mary-kate and ashley olsen.yhey are cool girls.
hey mk and ashlee u r really pretty and u have very cute styles and u r talanted and hpe u come to oregon some time:!:well i love u guys well heak u hear that bunches but u will always have me as a faaaaaaaan:roll:
i agree with #1 mk is pretty but she hide behind all the baggy cloth but i give her credit most people could not pull that off i also think that both the olsen twins are very pretty and have cute styles:!:
They both are awesome ppl…especially when you get to meet them!:smile:
i barely understood it, so i have to say…what the hell
olsen twins 4-ever hehe jaja sie sind so hübsch :D:D:D
hey girls you rock my world i did not leave my name because well yea ut anyway you r really cool people i would love to be one of your sisters and if you evea have the time please come to longreach
mary-kate and ashley i love you when do you come to netherland (holland):?: cause i life in holland and than can i see you
I LOVE YOU:!:
pleas come to holland:cry:
that levitationist is pretty cool!! Sarah , mk & a don’t actually go on dis website and never have heard of it b4 so y dya rite 2dem?
lv amy xxx
Hi Marry Kate And Ashly I just want you to tell me about being twins. And wanted to know what you did and played. So pleas write back…OK?
wassssssssssssssssssssup!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHEN THE OLSEN WILL GO TO NEW YORK??
I NEED THE INFORMATION PLEASEE!!
QUICK!!
30
how old are you paul
new york
Nooo! She is not fat!!! She is “Phat”!
shut up ashley is not fat!
i’d like speak amgish or american i hate french and i’m french lol!
where are you from (paul)
thanks paul love you!!!!:grin:
she live in new york she go to school there but she is from california
where does mka living (city )pls somebody ansere me
Kenzo: yes i agree…a mess is in style…
dey always look gud!!
:mrgreen:ash looks so cute!!! i love mka w/ all my heart! thanks for making these pics funny with the dialogue michael you crack me up everytime! haha! xo
And it’s not “soccer”, it’s “football”
Soccer! David Beckham and Michael Owen rule!
Where did you get your sources from, ask them if they like soccer.
There right in you dreams. And yeah I don’t know you.
I JUST WNAT TO LET EVERY ONE NO MARYKATE AND ASHLEY HAS CAME ON THIS SITE WELL THEY DO ALOT SO PLZZ KEEP IT CLEAN CAUSE THEY LIKE TO READ WHAT PEOPLE WRITE
I SAY SHE LOOKS PREETY GOOD FOR A MESS!!:wink:
(SOME PLEASE WRITE BACK TO THIS):!:
What I like about Mary kate and Ashley Olsen is there decision making, their independences, their creativity, their individuality and of course their bling whatever that is.
did you know that ashley new boyfriend broke up with her after I week it was in the star.
it broke her heart I live in the usa that in almost all of are books about that.
wow! that’s cool Group hug lol.
i no im like so l8 …lol…but 2 no.51…lol….u dun wind me up….n im stil agreein wif…Downcount….it only piss me off wen people say bad fing about da other 1… i luv both Mk n A .. but i like Ash abit more….. n im not sayin nefing bad bout Mk coz i luv her 2!!
Daanish’s site (not broken up)
http://tinyurl.com/966y6
Daanish just use this site instead of having to put in a long url with it breaking up
http://www.tinyurl.com
there is no space between mary-kate’s name in the address.
sory but the address is spaces.msn.com/members/marykateashley9
hey listen everyone…….i have quiz on my site.
the address is spaces.msn.com/members/marykateashley9.
take part in the quiz….no registration. just answer the question and win cool prizes.:wink:
plzzzz participate.:cool:
mk & ash are cool n outstanding
they wayyyyyyyy cool aka all tha way they r nu.1 hits. don’t quite school is very important
b smart n b yourself
aka peaceout
Their personaliy, their looks (Although Ash more), individuality. Need I say more…
yeah i get what you mean but, what i am asking you is what you like about them
lol yu said you understand then you said you dont?
What I mean is it’s ok to like one more than the other. But it’s no excuse to put the other one down.
Simple enough?
SO, what do you like about them then Downcount?
I understand what you mean now Downcount.
quote= “no, i don’t think they are not crap, really. I think that marykate is the cool one through. “
Stuff like that dosent matter. As I said, but when you go off on saying “I hate MK I want her to go blind” or somthing like that and upport the other one. That is just stupid.
I love MK&A!! they are like so amazing!!! How does that weird woman ******* levitate?
was mary k taller then ashley before I’m looking at a picture it look like mary k was just a little bit taller.
no, i don’t think they are not crap, really. I think that marykate is the cool one through.
Yes I agree its not very nice to say anyone is crap.
ppl have their prefrences. I dont mind ppl saying they prefer the one more than the other.
But I hate it when I see some bull like:
“Oh I love MK, Ashley is crap”
And rubbish along those lines.
You know what I think ashley olsen is the prettier twin. I am just saying that to wind Downcount and Lannie up
Nice story a little insulting on Harry Potter But Nice:neutral: :neut
hey ida, i am not from denmark. i was born in india. my name is just that way.:wink: but most of my friends call me danny.
you know if I could hang out with mary k or ashley I would have to say that I would want to hang out with Mary k.I like ashley to but she look to serious. I thank that both of them would be sweet I just going by the pictures I’m seeing.
Daanish -> are you from denmark ? ;D
i like ashley the most !
ash looks pretty , so she should wear better clothes … not that “bobo” - style!! normal jeans , t-shirt , that would look much better! but i love ash like she is!!
hey hey hey….sum1 gib me tickets 2 go america…..n den drive me 2 where Mk n A lives!! hurry !! lol…im desperate 2 meet dem… but i wont act like sum paparazi……meetin dem is like a dream cum true
n btw…Shame : can u like….not go on dat ash is bad? far out….. n most people wud prob noe dat ur lying bout her being ur best friend…. n newayz wat kind of Bestie r u ??!? …evn tho ur not…. besties dun jus go around talkin bout dere friend….. dat dere bad….
Downcount : heya…lol… i noe!! im glad im agreeing wif u !! coz its sooo true…. stop comparing…. or il go mental!! ……
I luv Mk n A!! dey rok …. Ash luks so cute up dere…. as always….n Mk always dus 2!!
*above*
Here we go again.
i agree SOOOOO much ash is soooo cute :D:D:D
mk is just all bones!!!!!!!!!!!!ash eats and ppl who like skinny or anorexic girls likes mk but ppl who like healthy girls like ash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashley your are very stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Got to love the made up conversation between Ashley and the other charaters in this newsletter.
Lannie = someone in this world with sense.
yeeeah… she looks alright.. but she is just a heap of clothing, hair and glases.. were is the girl good damn it??? cant belive people even recognize her in the streets… i sure wouldnt! its cool with layersw and everything, but hey… there is a limit..! thats all im sayin…
Ashley is very cool
she should look back or someone could walk up on her and do samething to her.becareful ashley.
WOW ASH LOOKS CUTE!
……..so i wudnt b talkin if i were u….!!!! u luk gorjus Ash!!!!!!! muah muah muah….n btw….#29 Shame….. soz but i fink dats a hole load og ly…. u prob dun evn noe most fings bout her lyf …..u mite not evn noe there parents name…n everyfing….!!u noe…i can make nefing up n make people blive me…. n ash aint bad at all!!!
To Downcount #26 …. im agreein wif u 2!! it pisses me off wen people compare Mk wif A ….. far out soooo anoying !! n keep it 2 urself… coz it pisses me off…. n prob ather people 2..i luv Mk n A !! dere da best…..fankz Michael 4 puttin Ashley dere…. funi… ur putting New York Min. 2 it… dats kewl…. Ash luks sooo gud… da messy hair look is in style..stop pikin on her… u prob cant evn look beta den she can…!!
whata hell..?! huheheueheuhe
nice pics…but don’t get the history very well…
lol
this is nutz ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????i’m not getting invove in this, peace out show tha whole worlds your problems keep it 2 your self next time
to tell tha truth ash waz my best friend for a long time this is no lie this is tha truth she have some additude,when mk went 2 reheb
i’m sorry for all of this she no good my problem is sloved
shw said mk waz slower her down…u know y i choice mk because she is cool not ash just she a hooo….our friendship waz over i still having dreams every day same dream..look could deceiving& she told me “shame” if u told my sis i kill u…i confesssssssssssss
that y i choice mk cool,:?:
Sorted. Man at least some people have sense. Yet some p*ss me off more than Al-Queda.
Downcount: Lol.
Btw removed “idiot”
Wow what a d*ckhead, im sick to fkin death of some peoples ignorance on here. Michael cant you find their ip address and send an electric shock or somthin to their brain when they are typing. I mean come on what more damage can be done.
it when people keep putting the one twin over the other one. Some people have their faveorite i understand, but some ppl just be d*ckheads over it.
And I hate
Man got that off my chest… im all happy now.
That levatation thing was a joke, so who is dumb?
one more thing i have to say:twisted:
mk always the best not ash ash
see ya loser
u know ash is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo naive latly& intertwine
i wold just mk just slap her sis silly and make some cents…..///
&1 more thing u just can lavitate thats inpossiple its nonsece, your guys r dumb, maybe they edit something 2 mess your head
dumbe,dumb
but mk always b nu. 1 hottest chick& 100 worst best gos 2 ash
Calm down 2 above, you need a beer to calm you down lol
MK is looking way better though. But Ashley in that, well very nice.
ASHLEY IS A NORMAL PERSON LIKE US SHE’S NOT LOOKING MESSY SHE HAS HER LOOKING GOOD DAYS AND HER NOT LOOKING SO GREAT DAYS HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIKE USSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THA’S HER STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I LOVE HER STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ASHLEY YOU LOOK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ROCK AHSLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LIKE MK TOO BUT SHE’S STILL LOOKING KIND OF SKINNY.
~Gioia~: Thanks! I think ash looks very adorable as usual. Especially driving the car. Cute.
:lol:I LOVE THE COMENTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jees what up with ash, she looks a mess
GET SUM MORE MK PICS!
plz
xo Gioia
Damm!! she is NICE on this pics:grin:
Michael… i-d-i-o-t is blocked?… Come on!
“Hi im from England, but my English is not that good”
I STILL CANT BELIVE SOME SPAMMING IDIOT SAID THAT!! GIVIN ME A BAD NAME B*STARDS
Anyway *chill*, nice Michael, still hate those pappapapapaprazzizipazzi though…
I would love to see photos of Ashley with Jared Leto.
grr.. thought i was the 14th. turned out to be 15th. and 16th.
Dangit!! I woke up late today.. now im just a 14th comment..er..
I hope I see MKA in person and when I do, I hope we become close. And when we do, we’re gunna go shopping for a hair brush.
ashley looks really cool, i love how they are showing how they are different, it makes them seem more real and cooler, how they both dress now is sooo cool, Im from england and i dont know how its like in america but marykate and ashleys dress now is loads kooler and fashionable. They use to be kinda preepy and plain (i loved them anyways bcos i do) now they are both woman who have true style! they have grown up and they are so much cooler! i think they would be great to go out for a night on the town with! They rock now!
nice pics…..i would say.
Wingardium Leviosa!”—nice one michael.:wink:
and excellent photoshop tricks.:roll:
ashley is lookin is CUUUTE!!:mrgreen:
I LOVE HER.:grin: really cute in the last pic.:mrgreen:
p.s.:-that guy in the 5th pic…….look at his face….it looks like he has seen a bunch of strippers & playboy playmates standing in front of him.:roll:
look at him…he’s lookin’ happy.:wink:
th olsen twins are really cool and i support them in evrything they do. you go girls!!!
I think that Mary-Kate is the hotest one of the twins, but Ashley is so gourgeous to.
They are so hot in so many different ways.
ash looks a mess:cry:
and wait i see in america it’s now like 9 pm! wow…here its 4 pm
5 hours different then….
I seriously have NOTHING to do, i’m sorry if i have some spelling problems.Im from sweden:P
well,can i ask,you who like the twins. Do you also dig Lindsay,Hilary,Amanda bynes and Raven perhaps? I’m checking out a cinderella story(hilary) and the challenge (MKA) is those any good? by from gothenburg!
but hey! i know if you ask someone “who’s the most pretty of the Olsens?” everbody automatlicy say Ashley! But thats becuz you noticed her look more. MK is always hiding behind many big layers of clothes,or gigant shades. Take a look on some of the photoshoots, MK is so beutiful comepare to Ash!
She looks mysterious,elegant,and so cute.
So,what do you think?
(By the way,is there any MKA movie coming up soon?)