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With Christmas around the corner, Madonna celebrates the birth of Baby Jesus the traditional way:  by banging a hot Brazilian model named Jesus.  [Lainey]

Looks like Barack Obama lost his shirt in the recession. [Smack]

‘Tis the season to hide your insanity:  Britney Spears shares her lovely family Christmas card with the world.  [SOW]

Meanwhile, Papa Spears got a nice raise in his stocking.  [POTP]

Lindsay Lohan does some last-minute Christmas shopping.  Is there any other kind of Christmas shopping?  Not in my world.  [popbytes]

Pixie Geldof gets cheeky.  [Holy Moly]

Sign of the Apocalypse:  Suri Cruise has her own fan club.  [Gabby]

Mary-Kate Olsen is pleased the recession is working in her favor.  Oh, I’m so, so happy for her!  [CelebWarship]

Heidi Montag supports “The Hills” finale by showing off her mounds.  [Ayyyy!]

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