Ashley can be so forgetful. Can't blame her, she has a lot on her mind.

"Feeling weird. What's wrong with this picture? Something is missing. All at once I'm feeling unconventional yet sophisticated yet naked from the waist down. Why...?"

"Could it be..nope, got the shades and I have the headache to prove it. That's not it."

 

"Nose job holding? Wait, never got a nose job. That's not it."

 

"Sobriety balance test check. Pass. That's not it."

 

"Something is wrong I can feel it in my bones, specifically the hip and thigh bones, moving down towards the ankle region. By the way does anyone feel a draft?"

 

"Kissing lips formation check.... Operations nominal."

 

"This chick better stop following me or she's toast and I ain't joking. I can do a reverse round house like she wouldn't believe especially since my legs are feeling free of all restrictions sort of like I'm not wearing anything, only, not."

 

"This is driving me daisy and I ain't just whistling Dizzlenotizzlwearizzlanypantsizl. Hmm, there was something significant in there somewhere but I can't put my finger on it.

 

"Never mind. I'll just go home, put my pants on and maybe then I'll...DOH!"

source: Mkaphotos

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• ashley looks great

  wanda perez — June 1, 2007 @ 1:03 am

• I didn´t like her hairband, but her sunglasses, HOT!

  agnes — February 17, 2007 @ 5:59 pm

• why thes….. pnaty s enup

  ashley is looking very cuteeeeeeeeeee
  very sexyyyyyyyyyyyy
  a n d beautifullllllllllllllllllllllllll

  love YOU baby

  !!!! >>>> — February 15, 2007 @ 11:41 pm

• wat,ain’t shez crazy

  jostamos — February 13, 2007 @ 11:31 pm

• :razz:SEXY GIRL.

  ARTJOMS — February 12, 2007 @ 4:12 pm

• I Really Really love these Pictures I love they old Movie star lookon Ashley reminds me of Audrey Hepburn. Beatiful and sophisticated.

  Tim — February 12, 2007 @ 7:05 am

• Heeeeeeeeeeee Nederlands

  Anonymous — February 12, 2007 @ 2:51 am

• Ik begrijp dit niet meer ****, soms zie je Ashley op foto’s met donkerbruin haar, en even later weer met lichtblond haar! Hetzelfde geld voor Mary-Kate. Op de ene foto zie ik haar met lichtblond haar (+ heel erg lelijke uitgroei) en op de andere weer met een (veel mooier!) lichtbruin kapsel.
  Is er iemand die dit begrijpt?!

  Margriet — February 11, 2007 @ 8:39 pm

• i thought mk and ash would like announce their myspace for fans n stuff-wasnt there talk abt this??

  Tiff — February 11, 2007 @ 6:56 pm

• she looks fab,like always

  Anonymous — February 11, 2007 @ 6:27 pm

• i want a cool name, like “kim palpable”!!!…

  i was thinking of….er…ummmm…u got me, kim!!!…U WIN the “vary the famous name to suit ur own personality” contest!!!…CONGRATS!!!…

  micheal, i can’t take a screenshot…long story short: i’m on my mac exclusively this week, which i use exclusively 4 audio and video editing, and….er….i don’t know how to do a screenshot on it…i CAN tell u that my browser is Safari 2.0.4, and that there r NO boxes around comments, articles or ads, and, aside from the colour changes u made last week, everything looks normal!!!…

  kstny — February 11, 2007 @ 11:36 am

• Anonymous, you should have taken some pictures.
  Anonymously of course.

  Kim Palpable — February 11, 2007 @ 9:41 am

• Well i saw her too, but she wasn’t that hot.

  Anonymous — February 11, 2007 @ 8:26 am

• I SAW MK TODAY!!!!!!!!! IN THE FLESH!!!!
  She was at Barney’s with her hot bodyguard, the bald guy. She was wearing a white coat, a fur hat (indoors) and louboutin sandals over black leggings. She’s actually not that skinny in person. I got really really close to her in the lingerie dept. but didn;t have the guts to say anything. She looked hot. Really hot.

  Anonymous — February 11, 2007 @ 5:25 am

• hott

  spencer — February 11, 2007 @ 4:38 am

• ich finde ihrn style einfach geil aber mary kate’s style ist noch geiler und abgefuckter ….eifach hammer geil

  chriz — February 11, 2007 @ 2:55 am

• I LIKE THESE PICTURES
  THEY ARE SOOO SMALL THOUGH
  HOT STILL

  Anonymous — February 11, 2007 @ 2:47 am

• damn…i just noticed, i’m not wearing pants either!!!!…

  OOOPPPS!!!!….(r my face & tushy red!?!?!?)…

  kstny — February 11, 2007 @ 2:19 am

• of cousre they have personal ones…but who is to say it is under their personal names…hum…lol

  Aisha — February 11, 2007 @ 1:11 am

• She looks very nice!

  Anonymous — February 10, 2007 @ 10:28 pm

• She look very nice!

  Anonymous — February 10, 2007 @ 10:27 pm

• Hey Michael i thoght u said that u were submitting articles that were serious now. Well! at least u lasted a couple of days to keep your idea of that.

  Just JAM — February 10, 2007 @ 10:03 pm

• You mean,they really have private myspace pages?

  Danace — February 10, 2007 @ 9:56 pm

• loves it

  skinny_but_hott! — February 10, 2007 @ 7:07 pm

• she looks awesome, cool, n lovely

  Dina — February 10, 2007 @ 6:42 pm

• cool styling Ash, LIKE IT

  michelle — February 10, 2007 @ 5:50 pm

• im was talking about their personal myspaces, the ones they dont want anyone but their friends to know about. if their public myspaces were online id tell you.

  Michael Shipley — February 10, 2007 @ 4:58 pm

• that’s stupid if you wouldnt tell there myspace because it is for fans!!, but they dont have one.. and Ash looks great here!!

  Romy — February 10, 2007 @ 4:49 pm

• I don’t know why, but honestly..She looks Great in everything she wears..

  Danace — February 10, 2007 @ 3:28 pm

• if i did i wouldnt tell.

  “… btw, michael, do u know mary-kate’s and ashley’s myspace? Comment by Tiff”

  Michael Shipley — February 10, 2007 @ 3:06 pm

• oh i love ashleys style here! btw, michael, do u know mary-kate’s and ashley’s myspace?

  Tiff — February 10, 2007 @ 2:54 pm

• cool clothes… i luv her headband n sunnies!!!

  Anonymous — February 10, 2007 @ 1:49 pm

• Ashley is looking sexy in those pics

  Anonymous — February 10, 2007 @ 12:09 pm

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