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July 31st, 2006 - Photos

"Hey you, photographer! You can kiss this! On the other hand, don't. Ew."

 

"You can kiss this instead. Preferably the lit end."

 

"Oops. I farted."

 

"<bang> Whoa. Who put this door here. No need to answer, that was a rhetorical question."

 

"Talk to the back jack cause I gotta go pack, heart attack crack rack."

 

"Oh all right go ahead and kiss it you big baby. Can't stand to see a grown man cry."

source: Trenchcoatwins.net

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110 Comments

  1. Anonymous — September 15, 2008 @ 9:09 am

    **** you all :twisted: ..

    2 Paaac

  2. dave — September 3, 2008 @ 9:28 am

    im just like o.m.g she is soooo fit…. well thay both are.. i wud like to kiss them both and maby a little more if ya no wot i mean :wink: shame i live in the uk lol :cry:

  3. MaRiKuNa — September 1, 2008 @ 4:20 am

    hiii pliiz tall me your films and site :cry: pliiiz :cry: :cry: :sad: :sad:

  4. Giuliana — August 10, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

    Isn’t mk.
    neither ash stop doing this dont bother :evil:

  5. joker1loki — June 27, 2008 @ 2:00 pm

    :roll: lamest thing on the planet…
    u boys!!! :twisted: !!! :mad: :!: :?: :roll:

  6. AnOnIm — April 30, 2008 @ 3:41 am

    damn she’s hot… :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: …..got an yahoo id??? :smile: …cuz 4 real…..you’re extremly 2 much way to H0T :shock:

  7. Anonymous — April 20, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

    whn was this?

  8. Anonymous — April 18, 2008 @ 4:18 pm

    Smoke weed everyday….

  9. MyLuckyKittenStar3rd — March 23, 2008 @ 4:07 pm

    TOTALLY

  10. MyLuckyKittenStar2nd — March 23, 2008 @ 4:07 pm

    Yeah. I agree with u.

  11. MyLuckyKittenStar1st — March 23, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

    MK and Ashley are okay……. Not the coolest.

  12. Marisol@Marisol — March 23, 2008 @ 4:04 pm

    kool

  13. Analie — March 23, 2008 @ 4:03 pm

    awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  14. Candace — March 23, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

    MK and Ashley said “Hi, thanx 4 all the comments!

  15. Analie — March 23, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

    omg……. so cool. what did they say???

  16. Candace — March 23, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

    OMG! Mary-Kate n’ Ashley Olsen r online!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Analie get online quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n’ don’t ask why!

  17. Mary-KateOlsen4RealLife — March 23, 2008 @ 3:59 pm

    Hi! thanx 4 all the comments!

  18. AshleyOlsen4RealLife — March 23, 2008 @ 3:59 pm

    Hey everyone! Thanx 4 the comments!

  19. Analie — March 23, 2008 @ 3:56 pm

    k!

  20. Candace — March 23, 2008 @ 3:56 pm

    Analie… call me!

  21. Analie — March 23, 2008 @ 3:55 pm

    u r so right Candace! Candace is my bff n she kinda likes the oslen twins 2. :cool:

  22. Candace — March 23, 2008 @ 3:54 pm

    Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were so cute when they were little, but now look @ them! I still think they’re cool, but when they were little they were in much better shape of appearence. I don’t think they’re happy. I still a big fan of them though, but not as much as when they were little. I still love da Olsen twins though.

  23. prestyn — February 8, 2008 @ 5:48 pm

    mary-kate and ashley i have all of your book please stop ok!!! :cry: im look at your pic right now

  24. Anonymous — January 20, 2008 @ 8:27 pm

    Oh demOniOOoS

    TANTA fama para que te sirve ??

    que tontaaaaaaaa xD!

  25. denita — January 9, 2008 @ 9:27 pm

    I’ts no good. i don’t like this ohoto.the paparazzi are no god. I hade the paparazzi .but i like the olsen twins .they’re so cool.there are number oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.one one oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.I’M FROM ALBANIA AND I LIKE MKA OLSEN

  26. a fan — January 4, 2008 @ 3:55 am

    mary-kate and ashley olsen are the best..
    i love the movie off them
    i will meet them

  27. NY — December 12, 2007 @ 8:27 pm

    i just love mk and a. i just found out today that they smoke and my heart broke to hear that. all my classmates looooooove marykate and ashley like hell but i dont want to tell them this heart
    breaking news. message for mk and a; STOP SMOKING PLEASE BECAUSE NOW I DONT KNOW IF YOUR MY FAVOURITE CELIBRITIES OR NOT

  28. justme — November 2, 2007 @ 8:50 am

    Could be ashley. she smokes too. just look at her pics when she was in mexico. you can see a blue pack of marlboros on the table next to her

  29. Anonymous — August 27, 2007 @ 5:40 pm

    wat is the difference between mk and ashley? :sad: :?:

  30. fidani — August 14, 2007 @ 5:11 am

    oh no i love oslen twins theyre the best but i can not believe thash mary kate or ashley could do that thing(smoke in the public :oops: :cry: :sad: :???: :sad:

  31. Helena — June 6, 2007 @ 7:49 pm

    JEG SYNES DET ER TARVELIGT AF OLSEN TVILLINGERNE DE ER BLEVET SÅDAN.
    OG JEG ER SKUFFET OVER ASHLEY.
    JEG ER BARE DEN STØRSTE FAN AF HENDE.
    OG JEG STØTTER HENDE 100% I DET HUN LAVER.
    JEG HÅBER HUN KAN TAGE SIG LIDT SAMMEN!

  32. Anonymous — March 21, 2007 @ 12:16 am

    :smile: :cool: :grin: :eek:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cool: :cool:

    oh sweet mama…..

  33. Anonymous — February 23, 2007 @ 10:08 pm

    moin how are you:mrgreen:

  34. x — February 10, 2007 @ 11:30 am

    you rock

  35. czlowiek — February 4, 2007 @ 5:48 pm

    mówiąc szczerze to fajnie wyszły

  36. paula — January 30, 2007 @ 5:34 pm

    i love the olsen twins as we are only five days apart in age. i can relate to them in many ways. ive neva met them but ive all their merchandise and think they seem like very down to earth, bubbly, friendly, out going girls. keep up the great work mary-kate and ashley…. i love you guys. the smoking and partying is expected as these girls are only human and deserve to lead a normal life away from the paparazzi. its not fair people put them down because they want to smoke, drink etc… who can say they haven’t tried this once? they are trying to find their own identity and for many of us they will forever be our role models so back off the olsens THEY RULE peace out xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpaula flaherty, 20, Galway, Ireland.

  37. eilo&sis — January 27, 2007 @ 9:17 pm

    :twisted: :mrgreen: :neutral: :arrow: :shock: :smile: :???: :cool: :evil: :grin: :idea: :oops: :razz: :roll: :wink: :cry: :eek: :lol: :mad: :sad: :!: :?: she loks sound:oops:

  38. Anonymous — January 26, 2007 @ 3:19 pm

    marykate and ashley smokes huh..cant believe it…
    better quit galzzz………

  39. Anonymous — January 21, 2007 @ 10:45 am

    :cry:I cant belive she is smoking:!:That is so sick

  40. Michael Shipley — January 20, 2007 @ 3:19 pm

    actually light smoking doesnt do much if any harm. some poeple are more suseptable to getting sick from smoking though thats true. if their family has a history of cancer then they might want to quite, otherwise its not worth getting all upset about really. my mother smoked HEAVILY for 50 years and didnt die from smoking.

    “stop smokin guyzzz.v fans of u..don want u guyzz to die……”

  41. Anonymous — January 20, 2007 @ 3:10 pm

    stop smokin guyzzz.v fans of u..don want u guyzz to die……
    ruth,soniya,reema,tintu,rebekah,jency,merlyn,neethu,christy,michael,justin,ebin,robin
    ………ur fans……

  42. Anonymous — January 20, 2007 @ 3:04 pm

    whoever it is,plzzzzzz stop smoking…ur fan…….

  43. Dogboy — December 12, 2006 @ 1:01 am

    through the years the twins grew up to be beautiful ladies. they both have gorgeous barefeet!:cool:

  44. Anonymous — November 17, 2006 @ 4:19 pm

    Mary-Kate or/and Ashley!!! PLEASE STOP smoking!!! I am your biggest fan and i know that everyone who leaves comments here is too! PLEASE STOP smoking! We all DON’T want you to die! PLEASE STOP IT!!! :cry:

  45. Anonymous — November 12, 2006 @ 9:47 pm

    Dear marykate and ashley PLEASE dont starve yourselfs you guys like rock i hate to see you die and i love your movies. p.s im your number 1 FaN.

  46. Anonymous — November 9, 2006 @ 4:47 pm

    RIGHT ITS M.K U CAN JUST TELL SHE LOOKS GD :!:

  47. Anonymous — October 20, 2006 @ 9:39 am

    now chris we all love olsen girls but mk is better one off to but ash is cute one

  48. mkao faaan — October 15, 2006 @ 8:07 pm

    thats defintely mk by the hair colour n boody…anwayzZ they both smoke itz a bad habit but i hope they’d stop smoking i dunt want them 2 die by a disease anwayzZ ITs tehir business not ours but i hope they apperciate my point of view !! n stop smokin :roll:

  49. Joseph lama — October 14, 2006 @ 11:25 pm

    She is looking so nice . And do u know wht I love ashley and mary

  50. courtney — September 30, 2006 @ 11:44 am

    that is ashley because mk has brown hair and ashley has blonde

    p.s I love m-k and ashley olsen im ur biggest faN!!!!

    courtney xxxx

  51. Anonymous — September 27, 2006 @ 8:52 am

    cigarettes are gross eeewwww:cry:that is not sexy at all

  52. Roxanne — September 21, 2006 @ 11:29 pm

    come on you people! I mean.. thats defenetly Mary-Kate!! :) :wink:I can see that! just look at the color of the hair….. :wink:

  53. Anonymous — September 21, 2006 @ 11:29 pm

    come on you people! I mean.. thats defenetly Mary-Kate!! :) :wink:I can see that! just look at the color of the hair….. :wink:

  54. catherine — September 16, 2006 @ 7:02 am

    you guy rock i just love your movies

    U ROCK:cool: :grin:

  55. trisha decoure — September 10, 2006 @ 2:22 am

    mary-kate and ashley i think u rock on each movie and i just forgot some thing go to my birthday on december,29 and in joy my best party ever.

    love:Trisha

  56. o.s.w — August 25, 2006 @ 6:27 pm

    HI :oops:I WANT YOUR E-MAIL PLEES

  57. roxy — August 24, 2006 @ 9:11 pm

    yeah they both smoke. not very healthy though. and this is mk.. she has that long hair, ash has much shorter hair. :roll: :razz: :lol:

  58. ** — August 22, 2006 @ 9:52 pm

    they both smoke:wink:

  59. jean-michel — August 19, 2006 @ 2:02 pm

    salut je mapel jean-michel degrace mon ile sa pel mauritius je te ji se vremant tre tre joli ti deo venir un jour je tu et tre tre belle toi et ta seur je pou re mem marrie avec vous de bye bye amour ecri moi tre tre vit amour

  60. CHLOE — August 18, 2006 @ 10:56 pm

    Ashley smokes MK doesn,t

  61. CHLOE — August 18, 2006 @ 10:55 pm

    it,s Ashley can,t u tell.Mk has brown hair now

  62. molly — August 18, 2006 @ 11:01 am

    omgggg marykate looks soooo good i think she shud cut that long hair of hers although she looks gorgeous i think shoulder lenghth chocolate brown hair wud look amaaaazzzing

  63. BETHANY — August 17, 2006 @ 6:34 am

    yeah we know its marykate i might be a fan but know i like ashley more know that marykate smokes!:smile:

  64. keylee — August 16, 2006 @ 4:22 am

    it mary-kate cus shes left handed n ashley is right handed n if it woz ashley she would be holding it with her righ hand probbs du u lot agree wid me =]

  65. mka_lover — August 15, 2006 @ 2:15 am

    ik hou van mka maar moet nu ff pizza koken

  66. ashley — August 14, 2006 @ 11:13 pm

    :sad:oh my god are they smokers?:shock:
    ****… why?

  67. Anni — August 8, 2006 @ 1:04 pm

    It’s MK, but Ashley smokes too :wink:

  68. Nina — August 8, 2006 @ 12:22 am

    It must be MK because MK is a lefty and the girl in the picture is holding the cigarette in her LEFT hand!!!!!!!!!!!

  69. aglsh4eva — August 5, 2006 @ 1:41 pm

    I LOVE SHANE!!!

  70. aglsh4eva — August 5, 2006 @ 1:39 pm

    people u gotta get ova the fact that they smoke:!: lots of people smoke:!:and who cares if it mary kate or ashley there both awsome and great lookin chicks no matter who it is!!!
    email me >>> april_gleeson@msn.com

  71. Anonymous — August 3, 2006 @ 8:58 pm

    it is soooo paris hilton! what are you guys on about?? weirdooooos!

  72. JENNY (SWEDEN) — August 3, 2006 @ 7:55 pm

    pretty, but don’t smoke.. please!

  73. Anonymous — August 3, 2006 @ 1:00 am

    there’s 2 of them. look at the different bathing suit bottoms

  74. Chris915 — August 2, 2006 @ 10:34 pm

    I really wish i could be in california right now that may be my chance to meet them. Whenever i go to california iam going to all the famous places to california and ill look for them no matter what. My dream is to meet them and my wish is that mk and ash could become my friends.

  75. Chris915 — August 2, 2006 @ 10:24 pm

    Whats the big deal that mk and ash smokes. I smoke to and sometimes drink.

  76. Danace — August 2, 2006 @ 11:23 am

    It is soo00oo MK! even if we dont see her face..:!: And i think the paps are really Annoying! I’m so thankful that i’m not Famous like them :razz: :mrgreen:

  77. blanik — August 1, 2006 @ 7:08 pm

    mk is more sexuality then ash. but sometimes she looks like a closhard!

  78. Anonymous — August 1, 2006 @ 5:44 pm

    Comment 32: Wow, ashley’s actually smokin!!!!!!!!!!! dat link above is a proof!!

  79. POo — August 1, 2006 @ 5:40 pm

    To Comment no. 2! Ashley doesn’t smoke!!!????? huh, pleez get real!!, Ashley does smoke!!! i can post a pic to prove it!!! & it isn’t fake!! She’s smoking in dat, or well shez tryin’ 2. unfortunately or fortunately, she doesn’t kno paparazzi’s der! :razz: :mrgreen:
    http://img132.imageshack.us/my.php?image=untitledxv2.png

  80. Olsenfan — August 1, 2006 @ 5:12 pm

    It must get very frustrating having cameras aimed at them all the time. But it gives me something to look at. She looks great as usual. :shock:

  81. Julz{MKA fan 4 Life} — August 1, 2006 @ 12:00 pm

    wow.Mary-Kate looks really good.she looks really pretty and sexy.she is HOTT!
    email me.

  82. Michael Shipley — August 1, 2006 @ 7:44 am

    “…i think this is kind of old? - Comment by Chris915″

    yes they are a little old.

  83. Chris915 — August 1, 2006 @ 7:27 am

    I love the Olsen Twins.

  84. Chris915 — August 1, 2006 @ 7:26 am

    Marykate Olsen I love u.

    Ashley Olsen i love u.

  85. Chris915 — August 1, 2006 @ 6:27 am

    Michael do you know when this happen mk and ash sunbathing in malibu? cuz i think i seen this pic before it was like 3 weeks ago i may be wrong but i think this is kind of old.:???: ?

  86. big cahuna — August 1, 2006 @ 6:20 am

    where are they living now?

  87. coco — August 1, 2006 @ 4:38 am

    :neutral:i I LOVE MK REALLY….SHE CAN BE EVERYTHINK YOU WANT (A BAD MODEL) BUT SHE IS SO REALL….I HOPE SHE NEVER CHANGE

  88. Michael Shipley — August 1, 2006 @ 3:41 am

    “Michael, I thought you weren’t in the habit of posting ‘through the window, across the street, telephoto’ type pics?- Comment by Anonymous”

    your right i used to skip posting paparazzi photos like these but i changed my mind. if i came into possesson of these photos exclusively i would never post them. but once its out its too late to stop it so i gain nothing by not posting them except looking silly.

    also it gives me an opportunity to make fun of the photos giving the impression they’re not to be taken seriously. i want people to laugh at the absurdity of the photos — not the person in the photos. am i making any sense?

  89. I Know — August 1, 2006 @ 3:40 am

    I know it’s Ashley. Do you see that little blemish in pic #3… right below her right shoulder blade… that’s how I know!

  90. Rich — August 1, 2006 @ 2:47 am

    ooops that was me, forgot to add the name.

  91. Anonymous — August 1, 2006 @ 2:46 am

    Michael, I thought you weren’t in the habit of posting “through the window, across the street, telephoto” type pics? While I admit she looks hotter than ever, it IS a pretty blatant invasion of privacy. So much so it makes me feel guilty even looking at them - no matter HOW hot she looks… :(

  92. just me — August 1, 2006 @ 2:03 am

    i agree with marie from holland. we get it:roll:

  93. Rick — July 31, 2006 @ 10:21 pm

    :mrgreen: My friends showed me these pics awhile back and said it was MK so I do believe that it’s MK also! She does look healthy now. Not underweight or overweight — just perfect! It would be nice if she didn’t smoke (of course) but that’s her right and; besides, I think almost everyone has some bad-habits! Also: Ashley smokes too! Remember those pics of Ashley in Australia on the balcony with a cigarette in her hand? I’m not going to condemn them for smoking because I love them and; like I said, we all have bad-habits anyway! I’m just pointing out that they’ve both been caught with cigarettes now — not just MK! But I’ll love them both forever no matter what! Sincerely; An MK&A Fan Forever And For Always, Rick Morris :oops:

  94. Kristina — July 31, 2006 @ 10:10 pm

    How do we know it’s either one of them? They never show the face

  95. april*mk and ash stalker* — July 31, 2006 @ 9:11 pm

    its mary kate , we true fans know!!!:roll:

  96. Baby — July 31, 2006 @ 8:30 pm

    Hahaha.. that was funny:lol:

  97. Anonymous — July 31, 2006 @ 8:23 pm

    Its mk

  98. luke wisniewski — July 31, 2006 @ 7:41 pm

    its mk she looks in good shape, shes hot

  99. brian — July 31, 2006 @ 7:16 pm

    :mrgreen: you ashley bad girl and //

  100. Alice — July 31, 2006 @ 7:15 pm

    MK!!!!!!!!!
    and oh she looks so heathy and hot;):razz:

  101. Huh! — July 31, 2006 @ 7:14 pm

    Are you sure it’s not Ashley?

  102. léa — July 31, 2006 @ 6:55 pm

    yep it’s mk

  103. Marie from Holland — July 31, 2006 @ 6:26 pm

    Yeah alright - we get it - it’s mk! :???:

  104. B@si@ — July 31, 2006 @ 6:20 pm

    I think that it is MK;) “LONG hair”

  105. Dina — July 31, 2006 @ 6:11 pm

    OmG i agree its mk…the figure..the hair and the cigarette…it is MK

  106. Michael Shipley — July 31, 2006 @ 6:08 pm

    yes it could very well be her instead of ashley. let me call mary-kate and ask..

    ok speed dial the kayster..beep…ring…

    “hello? whos this?”

    “you know.”

    “no i dont know.”

    “i just wanted to ask you about those new bathing suit pictures that were published on olsen-twins-news today..”

    “grrr! that is an invasion of privacy mister! if i ever find that michael shipley i’ll pulverize his ass with a flying spinning reverse elbow drop that he wont believe. who is this?… (click)… hello?… hellooo?… HELLO! motherf….r!!!”

    heh. yep its was mary-kate alright. gotta go now.

  107. conscience — July 31, 2006 @ 5:51 pm

    its mary-kate

  108. Adi — July 31, 2006 @ 5:45 pm

    yes it is mk because she smokes and ashley does not.

    Anyways these picks look like a pervert had taken them which I don’t fancy.To me iit looks like an invasion of privacy.I believe that stars should be entitled to their privacy

  109. odett — July 31, 2006 @ 5:39 pm

    are U sure that she is ashley???? whith that long hair???? I think she is mary kate… isn’t it????

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