>> Ashley Olsen Escapes from Fashion Prison with Help of Boyfriend Edgar and His Gay Friend Solomon (9-3-2005)
BEL-AIR, CA: Ashley Olsen has escaped from Fashion Police prison where she was being held for fashion violation 101: present without makeup in a public venue when she thinks no one is looking. She is considered armed and fabulous.
Ashley makes her way to the car pre-positioned by Edgar and Solomon.
"Good thing I found these bitchin jeans from the prison wardrobe department before I escaped. Now just gotta ditch this hideous prison T that makes me look fat. Gotta hurry. Those fashion police pigs could show up at any ti....Uh oh!"
Just then Ashley's arch enemy, Fashion Policeperson
Lohana Lindsey, blocks Ashley's way.
"Freeze and strike a pose bitch!"
"Too late. It's that witch Lohana.
Everybody! Get down it's the fuzz!"
Unfortunately Edgar and Solomon
couldn't see what was happening.
"What did she say?"
"Dunno. Sounded like, 'Let's all get down and get funky.' "
"Ok, I can do that. I can do the hustle how about you?"
"Don't even get me started you man you. I can do one mean Macarena. Snap snap snap! Hey Macarena! Uhray!"
"You suck."
Ashley uses her keen fashion sense to out pose her nemesis Lohana and made her lose her sense of style temporarily. They all make it to the car amid a hail of designer bullets.
Pyoo Pyoo Pyoo! Ting Ting Ting!
"Hahaha! Thank God for bulletproof cars.
Ok boys! Let's get the armpit outta here.
They'll never take me alive."
"Wait I think I gotta zit again.
Lemme just look in the mirror.."
"That's it. Get out shit-head."
Source: jjb
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Seriously
I love Mary-Kate and Ashley please MAry-Kate and Ashley come to Michigan so I can meet you and please can I have your autograph
WOW
sexi ashley sexi ashley!!!!:grin:
ash is not with leto
but jared leto is in tha “lord of war” i saw it in tv just now with nicholas cage
aka peaceout
Does anyone know if Ashley is with Jared Leto anymore because I’m so lost.
that is so funny
micheal u tha best
i like tha pic of ash
& tha lines
where is mk at
aka peaceout
hm question, the paparazzis, where did they take the photos?
what part of what city?
and who is the owner of these all pictures
o yea lol g2g
Baddel or skinner I don’t know which. The ones who sings It’s comming home, It’s coming, footballs coming home
i aint seen it b 4
Hey harry doesn’t that guy in the beard look like the presenter of unplanned on channel 3 u may know this.
same er
UK
were r u from rudd_jam?
Please don’t do it Michael I like coming first.
Mk is cool.
Ash is hot.
kewl!
i know im stupid lol O well
Unless Michael see that i haven’t talked about mk and a in the first two comments and decides to delete them then yes u would be first.
Hey harry when u keep on thinking what u are about to write and then typing alot someone else has the opportunity to type short and quick and take your place.
dam!! sent comment 2 late!!!
cool dude!!
FiRst 2 CoMment!!!!!! yay P.S i know mk smokes witch has made her go down in my rankings
does ashley? i hope not
Yes
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