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After reading the description I zeroed in on the words -- "well worn." Bingo.
As everyone knows, that's code for jeans that are permeated with Ashley Olsen essence. And by essence I mean dna my friend. Little Ashley Olsen skin cells, leg hairs, and other hairs I don't care to mention. I don't care how many times you wash those suckers. You get those jeans, you get a little bit of Ashley.
Once I get those jeans, all I have to do is smuggle them into North Korea where they have perfected instant human cloning. (I've heard they're currently pumping out hordes of Lindsay Lohans, Cold Plays, and just for giggles Hitlers, as we speak)
I'll pay just a measly million KimJongIsMentallyIllDollars (=10 American), and whamo...instant Ashley clone.
Why stop at one? Why not an army of Ashleys? A flock of freakin Ashleys! All programmed to please their creator - me. Muahahaha. Of course knowing her personality I might end up being their slave. Yesss.
Ashley Olsen Autographed Jeans!!!
Movie and Television-acting twin Ashley Olsen has shown her support of the National Hemophilia Foundation by donating these well-worn, size 30, jeans.
Ashley has autographed them on the back left with XO.
The jeans will be delivered with a Certificate of Authenticity.
They'll make a terrific gift for any Ashley Olsen fan!
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Love the jeans keep up the good work:wink:Ashley and Mary-kate ,s style is so funky:smile:
I love you ashley andd maryyy
:oops:I LOve MarY KaTE AShLEY:lol:
:cry:sorry!
Is this Mic on!!!
Michael it’ll be okay but please POST SOME NEW PICS UP:(
number 33 was not me, delete it
Veronica,
Thanks I’m glad you like it Veronica.
Nice website!I like it!
Cool jeans pleas lookin my site with Olsen http://www.olsen-mka.mylog.pl -this Polish site. Jour site is cool !!!!!!!!!!
lol he prob has died and we wil be stuck lookin @ des jeans 4 da rest of our lives…noooooo
MICHEAL wots happend to u?? hav u died or sumfing??? u havn’t put anyfing new on ur site 4 a while and there have bn heaps of recent pix of mk these past few days. GET ONTO IT MIKEY!
i dnt care im bidding for these jeans
i might be a boy i aint gonna wear em tho
i dnt care if its all my savings 2000
ill even gett more
im so sure on getting em
Michael, news is slow these past couple of days or what?
LUCKY SOD!Did u see them??
Anyway, why doesn’t the site admin log the website?? :°°°
God those are sooooo cheap, anyone know where i can get em’???
Im from NYC baby
this is so cool
way 2 go
ash is cool
aka peaceout
dont forget the new candids of mk
http://mkauniverse.summerdayz.net/gallery/nov26.html
o, i feel kinda sorry for ash. i mean her jeans are almost 100 $$$$$$ less than M-K’s i would of thought more people would of gone for her because she is a more common size than M-K’s skinny but. lol but $130 is still alot and i am from australia so that would be AAAAAAA VEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY lot for me to pay
how are those well worn? it looks like a tag is still on them or something
do you know…
MARYKATE OLSEN DID YOU AUTOGRAPH JEANS ON E-BAY? ALSO ASHLEY OLSEN DID YOU AUTOGRAPH JEANS ON E-BAY? I THINK IT IS GREAT MARYKATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN YOU GIRLS ARE SO VERY CUTE.
Hi my name is Kate I from Poland I very like Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
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SWeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha, Michael. Now we share a common language! But no need to bother our commie friends. Just get that DNA and we´ll try my new Olsen clone breeding facility. Discretion guaranteed!
these are not mk and ash jeans they are not their correct sizes as they had to sell jeans that would fit an average person because they are so tiny
@Adi thx for your answer.
now i get the sense of this song :)!
Hey i like those pants stay away
how much are those jeans?? one million dolar!!???:sad:
ashley olsen is very cute!! =]
how much are they???
Anonymous stickwitu means stick with you or stay with someone as a friend
hey. does anyone of you know what “stickwitu” the new song of the pussycatdolls? means?
im not english naitiv speaker.
stop it they r mine
OK, size 30? And M-K’s 27? I’m like, 24, but what the ****, they are MINE. Back off. I’ll hack EBAY to get these. Delete all incoming. They’re mine.
cool.Really i wud like 2 buy this.But not affordable.
oh man they are soooooo hot i wouldnt wear them her signature iss special *************************************************************************************************************************************************
Cool 1.
I have a pair similar to this…..any takers?:mrgreen:
Cool
ashley does not wear a size 30!!!! she wears like a 26 or 27 at most
This has clearer signature. O my I want these! Too big tho I do not care. I can’t afford them thooooo
HEY FIRST TO COMMENT. HEY ASHLEY THOSE ARE A PRETTY JEANS. I LIKE THEM. I WANT TO TELL YOU AND MARY-KATE GOOD LUCK IN EVERYTHING THAT YA’LL DO IN ACTING AND EVERYTHING ELSE YA’LL DO IN LIFE.