>> Ashley Olsen Auctioned Off for a Measly $5000

May 15th, 2006 - Articles

Nysun.com

Earlier this month, an afternoon tea with actress Ashley Olsen went for $5,000 at the annual benefit for P.S. 87 on the Upper West Side.

"It was really loud and hectic, but from what I remember my husband was bidding back and forth with one other person," the winner of the Olsen tea, Wendy Halperin, said about her winning bid. "The way we look at it, it's our donation to the school for the year. ... We feel like our kids are getting a great education there and we don't pay for private school."

Ms. Halperin's 6-year-old daughter, Emily, will take Ms. Olsen for afternoon tea at Alice's Tea Cup on 73rd Street.

Uh, hello? I would of paid more? Duh. Why wasn't I informed? What am I chopped liver? Oh. I see. Sniff. I out of the loop. I've been marginalized. I've been ostracized. I know what this is about. It's because of that little incident isn't it? It wasn't my fault! I had too much to drink, I didn't mean to get naked and run down the street screaming Mary-Kate and I are engaged! Waaaaah! I want to drink teeeeea! With Ashleeeeey! Hehe. That rhymed. Cry.

I guess it's the utmost in naivety to think this event has yet to occur? Because if it hasn't then I'm going to camp out at Alice's Tea Cup on 73d street and don't you think I won't.

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15 Comments

  1. Starchild — May 18, 2006 @ 10:19 pm

    wish i was 6yo

  2. Rick — May 17, 2006 @ 3:27 am

    :mrgreen: Wow! What a lucky little girl! I’ll bet Ashley will kinda enjoy herself also and have some fun chatting with that little girl! It’ll be a less serious routine for her than her “normal” everyday life anyway! It’ll be a pleasant little break for Ashley I think! That little girl is so lucky! I hope she realizes it! Maybe she will someday! Sincerely; An MK&A Fan Forever And For Always, Rick Morris :oops:

  3. eMsiE O — May 16, 2006 @ 3:10 pm

    bloody hell thats alot of money…how cute, tea with ms olsen! :lol:

  4. belinda from Australia — May 16, 2006 @ 6:49 am

    How stupid, a six year old?
    Kids these days are too spoilt.
    What is she going to talk about?

  5. Olsenfan — May 16, 2006 @ 6:20 am

    If I had won, who knows where “tea” would’ve led. The posibilities are endless!
    Maybe a couple of rounds of “hide the
    salami in the whisker biscuit”. Or maybe
    naked twister. (Come on blue dot……):twisted:

  6. Dia — May 16, 2006 @ 3:48 am

    :shock: :smile: :cool:dnot get it, (didnt red):???: :???: :!:

  7. Ewelina — May 16, 2006 @ 3:30 am

    Witam. Jestem polką i pisze do ciebie bo znalazłam twj blog w internecie. Jest bardzo fajny i czesto na niegi wpadam. Myslę że sobie jakos to przetłumaczysz. Zapraszam na mojego http://www.ewelina-olsenki.blog.onet.pl

  8. The dude — May 16, 2006 @ 1:21 am

    hmmm… I would have asked her in for a coup of coffee instead:wink:

  9. NIC♥LE — May 15, 2006 @ 9:10 pm

    Wow i would have thought it would have went for more…

    Ashley is Priceless! (so is Mary kate)

  10. Anonymous — May 15, 2006 @ 8:53 pm

    Oww i love Ash and M-K so mutch kisses to them `v´ :grin:

  11. elsie — May 15, 2006 @ 8:09 pm

    What’s a 6 yr old gonna talk about with Ash?

    Thanks for the frequent-ness of updates/snippets at the minute Michael - keeping me entertained! Keep up the good work!:grin:

  12. simone — May 15, 2006 @ 8:08 pm

    :cool:

  13. Adi — May 15, 2006 @ 7:51 pm

    Well Ashley olsen does not need much money they have so a little 5000 is not that bad.

  14. hobo glam — May 15, 2006 @ 7:48 pm

    Come on.
    A 6 yr old?!
    Tea wit ashley.
    Pathetic.
    Shoulda been me…
    If only I knew..

  15. Adi — May 15, 2006 @ 7:48 pm

    That is great.

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