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Here we see Ashley Olsen being taken away by an undercover fashion policeman after a tense standoff at the trendy Mercer restaurant in New York City where she held the fashion swat team off for 3 days with a very sharp mary-kateandashley brand nail file. As the agent led her to the police van he read her the fashion rights, "As long as your under a dress you have the right to remain fabulous…do you understand these rights?" Ms. Olsen rolled her eyes with contempt then started screaming…
"YES YES YESSSSSS!!!! I understand you idiot! That is so stupid! I can wear shorts if I want to! I got more fashion sense in my little finger than you do in that whole fat bloated rotting carcass you call a body! You got nothin' on me you Zoolander wanna be! I'll beat this rap just like all the others!"
The cop snickered, "Yeah yeah miss THANG I've heard it all before. That's just what Bjork said now she's in Sing Sing for life. I mean, just LOOK at yourself honey. Flip flops with a Balenciaga handbag? I mean really! Now get in the car sister. Your going to headquarters to make a fashion statement." Ms. Olsen then proceeded to spit in his face and kick him in the balls before finally being wrestled roughly into the van. The agent was last seen crying profusely.
Fashion Police Chief Robert Verdi revealed the details of the arrest: "<Giggle> We've had that bitch Ashley Olsen under SUCH a surveillance for quite some time. She was SUCH a fashion disaster it was only a matter of time until we could get the evidence we needed to take her down. I am SO sure we will make the charges stick this time honey cause if your not like Verdi then your not perdi. <Giggle> I just made that up."
He concluded his statement by saying, "And remember all you fashion felons out there, you can runway but you can't escape <fingers snapping 3 times> fashion justice. Now please excuse me I'm late for my manicure and mud facial."
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- No bra needed there!!!!2010-02-09 13:36:42
- I love mary-kate! The twins have great fashion sense, & they don't take kindly to cameras in their face! haha love it
http://tinyb0n3s.blogspot.com/2010-02-09 05:42:14 - ******* look juicy2010-02-09 04:22:00
- i agree because i am ashley2010-02-09 02:03:07
- they need to get their self totogher by the way i am mary kate2010-02-09 02:01:50
Ewwwww. Olsen sisters are toooooo skinny.
Thats Quite Funny That People Actually Belive It, But Imagine How Many People Actually Think That This Is True Now Becuase Of People That Told Other People And So On.
They Could Be Losing A Few Fans Now 
This is some ********!!! These lieing ass ******** need to get lives. These losers need to learn to mind their own business. Just cause shes famous… I dont know what makes these idiots think they have the right to even speak of her personal life. Almost makes it suck to be famous. Whats this world coming to with these pathetic losers. Mind your own business
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sooooo funny!!!! well done michael!!! thiz fake news is great!!! make me laugh!!! way,,cool,,some mad,,some think its funny,,btw,,hey mad people,,dun worry,, thiz is juz a joke!!!:lol:
if there’s someone mad bout thiz fake news,,seriously have 2 go to d mind check!!! come on,,this is juz 4 fun!! chill!!!hwehwehwehwehwehwehwe!!!!
c’mon this has gotta be a lie!!! Ashley getting arrested:?: i don’t think so!!!!!
SOME JOKE SAYING ASHLEY OLSEN WAS ARRESTED IT IS FALSE IT WAS NOT FUNNY.
hahahahahahahahaahahaha ashley and mary-kate seriosly u need fashion tips:smile:
leave ash alone.she is not a mafious girl!:evil:
mk and ash are good girls!:smile:
hey MIKE, chill ok?…..it was just a joke.:roll: