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>> Ashley Olsen Arrested!

April 11th, 2005 - Photos
NEW YORK - Ashley Olsen was arrested by the fashion police today at 2pm EST.

Here we see Ashley Olsen being taken away by an undercover fashion policeman after a tense standoff at the trendy Mercer restaurant in New York City where she held the fashion swat team off for 3 days with a very sharp mary-kateandashley brand nail file. As the agent led her to the police van he read her the fashion rights, "As long as your under a dress you have the right to remain fabulous...do you understand these rights?" Ms. Olsen rolled her eyes with contempt then started screaming...

"YES YES YESSSSSS!!!! I understand you idiot! That is so stupid! I can wear shorts if I want to! I got more fashion sense in my little finger than you do in that whole fat bloated rotting carcass you call a body! You got nothin' on me you Zoolander wanna be! I'll beat this rap just like all the others!"

The cop snickered, "Yeah yeah miss THANG I've heard it all before. That's just what Bjork said now she's in Sing Sing for life. I mean, just LOOK at yourself honey. Flip flops with a Balenciaga handbag? I mean really! Now get in the car sister. Your going to headquarters to make a fashion statement." Ms. Olsen then proceeded to spit in his face and kick him in the balls before finally being wrestled roughly into the van. The agent was last seen crying profusely.

Fashion Police Chief Robert Verdi revealed the details of the arrest: "<Giggle> We've had that bitch Ashley Olsen under SUCH a surveillance for quite some time. She was SUCH a fashion disaster it was only a matter of time until we could get the evidence we needed to take her down. I am SO sure we will make the charges stick this time honey cause if your not like Verdi then your not perdi. <Giggle> I just made that up."

He concluded his statement by saying, "And remember all you fashion felons out there, you can runway but you can't escape <fingers snapping 3  times> fashion justice. Now please excuse me I'm late for my manicure and mud facial."

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59 Comments

  1. Ammyyy — July 31, 2008 @ 8:09 am

    Thats Quite Funny That People Actually Belive It, But Imagine How Many People Actually Think That This Is True Now Becuase Of People That Told Other People And So On. :razz: They Could Be Losing A Few Fans Now :wink:

  2. Matt — December 20, 2007 @ 6:09 pm

    This is some ********!!! These lieing ass ******** need to get lives. These losers need to learn to mind their own business. Just cause shes famous… I dont know what makes these idiots think they have the right to even speak of her personal life. Almost makes it suck to be famous. Whats this world coming to with these pathetic losers. Mind your own business

  3. cheez — June 23, 2006 @ 4:45 pm

    hwehwehwehwehwehwehwehwehwe…………..
    sooooo funny!!!! well done michael!!! thiz fake news is great!!! make me laugh!!! way,,cool,,some mad,,some think its funny,,btw,,hey mad people,,dun worry,, thiz is juz a joke!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    if there’s someone mad bout thiz fake news,,seriously have 2 go to d mind check!!! come on,,this is juz 4 fun!! chill!!!hwehwehwehwehwehwehwe!!!!

  4. Sian — June 11, 2006 @ 8:59 pm

    c’mon this has gotta be a lie!!! Ashley getting arrested:?: i don’t think so!!!!!

  5. MIKE — June 16, 2005 @ 8:43 pm

    SOME JOKE SAYING ASHLEY OLSEN WAS ARRESTED IT IS FALSE IT WAS NOT FUNNY.

  6. Anonymous — May 5, 2005 @ 3:38 am

    hahahahahahahahaahahaha ashley and mary-kate seriosly u need fashion tips:smile: :cool: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  7. mafioushater — April 19, 2005 @ 6:39 pm

    leave ash alone.she is not a mafious girl!:evil:

  8. anonymous — April 18, 2005 @ 8:33 am

    mk and ash are good girls!:smile:

  9. Anonymous — April 16, 2005 @ 10:21 pm

    hey MIKE, chill ok?…..it was just a joke.:roll:

  10. MIKE — April 15, 2005 @ 10:14 pm

    MARYKATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN ARE THE BEST PLEASE LEAVE ASHLEY OLSEN ALONE ASHLEY OLSEN BEING ARRESTED IT IS FALSE THEY ARE THE BEST .

  11. anonymous — April 15, 2005 @ 4:36 pm

    mk and ash are good girls!!!!!:lol:

  12. Anonymous — April 14, 2005 @ 10:21 pm

    LEAVE MARYKATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN ALONE ASHLEY OLSEN WAS NOT ARRESTED LEAVE HER ALONE THEY ARE THE BEST MARYKATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN ARE GREAT ROLL MODELS THEY ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD IT IS FALSE.

  13. al spaccino( the scaredface) — April 14, 2005 @ 6:46 am

    i hate every type of police!!!:evil:

  14. Daniela — April 14, 2005 @ 4:36 am

    they should not been arested by a stupid fashon police:twisted: they roch:razz: :wink: :eek: :lol: :smile: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

  15. Daniela Ramirez — April 14, 2005 @ 4:30 am

    mary kate is so cool

  16. Daniela — April 14, 2005 @ 4:28 am

    :mad: :lol: :eek: :cry: :wink: :razz: :oops: :idea: :evil: :???: :smile: :shock: :arrow: :twisted: :neutral: :mrgreen: :???: :smile: :shock: :arrow: :twisted: :neutral: :mrgreen:ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mary kate rocks:!: :razz: :oops: :idea: :grin: :evil:

  17. lili — April 14, 2005 @ 1:17 am

    damn you people are so stupid ..its all made up for fun.Can’t belive that any of you belive that ****.IT’s funny, keep up the good work

  18. Mollie — April 13, 2005 @ 9:46 pm

    This news about ash bein arrested is complete buncum

    its stupid shes not gettin arrested by fashion police its just more news to goosip about this web comes up with some ridiculas stuff!
    ashley isnt like dat

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  19. mka fan 4eva — April 13, 2005 @ 9:32 pm

    That was not the police!! omg and ashley wud neva kick any1 omg. Who wrote this anyway

  20. al capone — April 13, 2005 @ 1:00 pm

    i am the only arrested!:sad: :cry: :sad: :cry:

  21. Kayla — April 13, 2005 @ 8:05 am

    OK peeps i dont who does this website but ash did not say that!! that is her bodyguard not a police i mean he would have a badge on!!! those peeps in the background r poperotsies!!!
    :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

  22. Kayla — April 13, 2005 @ 8:02 am

    I really like mary-kate and i no that she would never do a thing like that!!!!!!!!:!: :lol:

  23. hanna — April 13, 2005 @ 7:23 am

    37- she hasnt! lol

  24. Amy Holmes — April 13, 2005 @ 3:00 am

    Mary-Kate and Ashley are the best. I own all their movies, and seen all their programmes, i think they’re great! I cant believe she has been arrested, thets just not like her!

  25. Rafinha — April 13, 2005 @ 2:08 am

    Será que eh verdade?!Oh no! :cry:
    Impossible!!!!:shock:

  26. Michael Shipley — April 12, 2005 @ 6:50 am

    33: hanna

    Thanks. ;)

  27. hanna — April 12, 2005 @ 5:56 am

    that wasnt a swear word it was a slang version of ‘come’!

  28. hanna — April 12, 2005 @ 5:55 am

    oh-my-god so HILARIOUS … :grin:
    how do u cum up with these things! u r truly amazing…lol

  29. Farhan — April 12, 2005 @ 5:31 am

    Well they just post one pic….I have other two of it also…..this pic was taken when she was leaving a hotel after lunch with her sis mary-kate..The guy near the car is her bodyguard.

  30. Farhan — April 12, 2005 @ 5:20 am

    Hahahahahah She is being arrested…..Hahahaha they told her that pick your purse we are arresting you and will also go for shopping in the way….So may be you need some money….hahahah…..I can’t control my laugh.

  31. uzi da don — April 12, 2005 @ 12:30 am

    exactly my point i sed in otha coments in otha artciles
    i want real articles, not a load of crap which aint funny to me
    i want real news not sum stuff made up
    like wigs or summat in the other 1
    ash and mk wud be sad an i wud aswell, i dont like people who make fun of them coz:
    i open a can of whoop ass

  32. rachxxx — April 11, 2005 @ 11:37 pm

    this is kinda funny news but mk and ash would b angry if they saw wat woz getti written.EVERYTHING on dis web is NOT TRUE!!!!! LOL.

  33. Poland — April 11, 2005 @ 10:51 pm

    But in Poland is 17.50 ,no 22:49

  34. Poland — April 11, 2005 @ 10:49 pm

    She was very inteligented ,becouse I would doing the same that Ashley.:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

  35. Michael Shipley — April 11, 2005 @ 10:16 pm

    17. suzanne

    Thanks. ;)

  36. anonymous — April 11, 2005 @ 10:09 pm

    i cant stop loving mk!!!!!!!!

  37. uzi da don — April 11, 2005 @ 9:48 pm

    i’ve got this funny feeling in me
    i love ashley olsen
    i wanna be with her
    but if she is happy and with sum1 else then im happy,
    and that sounds weird, coz most people are not happy when there dream girl is not with them

  38. anonymous — April 11, 2005 @ 9:01 pm

    susanna,i love you!!!:oops: :oops:

  39. anonymous — April 11, 2005 @ 9:01 pm

    mk is a fashion symbol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. Anonymous — April 11, 2005 @ 7:40 pm

    ashley should have been arrested!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :twisted: :grin: :mrgreen: :grin: :wink: :lol: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

  41. Gandalf — April 11, 2005 @ 7:38 pm

    For n.10: Fashion Police it’s an tv program, so I think they arrested them just 4 fun…..not seriously…..:cool:

  42. Anonymous — April 11, 2005 @ 7:34 pm

    my sis thinks this site must be fake.cuz ashley wouldn’t even say that!I 59% agree.

  43. suzanne — April 11, 2005 @ 6:34 pm

    michael keep the brill work up

  44. uzi da don — April 11, 2005 @ 5:02 pm

    p.s.
    everyone im a rapper, i wont say famous yh, but i got 20 copys of my album,im gonna try to put em on virgin megastores
    they wont be world wide or anything, i wont say im that good
    just wanted to tell yous

  45. uzi da don — April 11, 2005 @ 4:52 pm

    ashley has more fashion knowledge in her one brain cell, then all the people in the world (not including mk i like her fashion)

  46. étoile — April 11, 2005 @ 3:33 pm

    Hello!!!!I’m in holiday!!!!It’s so cool!!!Who want chat with me???:wink:I’m french…@+…:grin:

  47. étoile — April 11, 2005 @ 2:59 pm

    I don’t like paparazzi!!!!!!But i like Mk and Ash!!!!!

  48. Rich — April 11, 2005 @ 2:26 pm

    Luigi, here’s a hint to help you. If Michael doesn’t say in the piece that its serious news - then it almost always **isn’t** serious news… :)

    Better yet, just assume its all “for fun” - even the tabloid rubbish posted here is mostly crap anyway. If you didn’t hear it from their spokesperson, it probably isn’t true in any case….

    Rich

  49. Luigi — April 11, 2005 @ 1:41 pm

    i have a suggestion…al though these fakes are funny could you please put i discreet message somewhere saying if they’re real or false…cauz sometimes i get real confused

  50. violette & torrie — April 11, 2005 @ 1:05 pm

    We don’t believe that they even have fashion polices! :shock:
    Torrie:I think the fashion polices(if there is)are crazy!Ashley is SO fashionable and pretty!:shock: :roll:
    Violette:Ashley and her sister are both talented,pretty.I don’t believe even calebbrities could be even FASHION ARRESTED!:shock: :mad:

  51. marjolijn — April 11, 2005 @ 12:40 pm

    ash have more fashion knowlegde in her mind then any other! Plaese post fact, ’cause this is lame!

    Ash is beautiful and doing great

  52. Dave....... — April 11, 2005 @ 11:33 am

    this is really crazy you know………..each time you guys come out with **** news to pull my heart’s off about the twins…….Change your style, anyways it’s fun.:razz: :smile: :grin: :lol: :lol: :???:

  53. Anonymous — April 11, 2005 @ 10:42 am

    i dont think this is true………

  54. Michael Shipley — April 11, 2005 @ 9:50 am

    5. Rich: Thanks. ;)

  55. April — April 11, 2005 @ 9:26 am

    :oops: every one has their soppy days!!!!!!!
    but thats okay b/c im still your fan. i remeber when i was 5 or 6 whaching you on t.v.
    one thing i can say you are doing a hell alot better than us poor people. do me a favor dont let anything stand in your way not even your sister.
    i plan to see you on another t.v. show soon.

  56. Rich — April 11, 2005 @ 9:20 am

    Michael you kill me! LOL excellent fake news - keep up the great work.

  57. J — April 11, 2005 @ 9:16 am

    HILARIOUS

  58. Madisson B. — April 11, 2005 @ 8:24 am

    You guys seriously need to spice this place up with some REAL statements. BTW, “margret” and ash come to fan sites when they have free time….whether it would be on their powerbooks, computers, or blackberry’s. This happens to be one site that they have been to before. Whoever puts this stuff up they seem to laugh at it. Please be nice!:smile:

  59. Anonymous — April 11, 2005 @ 8:05 am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*gasps for air*hahahahahaha*cough**cough*hahahahahahahahaha HAH!:roll:

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