>> Ashley Gets Caught Buying Condoms
Here we see Ashley in an extremely embarrassing moment when her boyfriend confesses he's too shy to buy condoms himself so she has to buy it for him at the local drug store. Let's listen in..
"Uh, I, uh, need, one of those, uh, things, you know, for guys."
"What things?"
"You know. Don't make me say it."
"What?"
"Uh! Those things you know! For which you, uh, put on him so, uh, shit, you know! When he has his "moment" he doesn't shoot out something that will ruin my life especially the stretch marks for gods sake!"
"Huh?"
"Rubbers! I want rubbers you fool!"
"Ohhh! You mean, CONDOMS! Ok let me get some help here. Attention! We need condoms! I repeat we need condoms here at register six. Condoms, register six."
"Oh. My. God."
"Groan. I have never been so humiliated in my whole life that idiot is so on my shit list."
"Hmm, I really need a guy that will buy his own condoms. Better make a note of that in my things to do."
"What the? Where's the car? Where did that fucker go? I can't believe he bailed on me! This is defcon six baby. His ass is grass."
source: Livejournal.com
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how do you know if they were condoms?
plus, who cares!
its a part of life, gosh
Ash & MK- please don’t wear their coats. Those little animals need their fur A LOT MORE more than we do!
haaahaa..you rock
huh? ho knows shes buying condoms
hehe
wteva
she looks kinda osf cute but wen shes blond i liked her more
mk ro0ox but cod she plz cut her hair nd make it look stylish
Michael, thanks for the info.
that funny crak me up ash is tha best it doesn’t matter what her hair looks like
aka peaceout
welll she can buy condoms if she wants too SHES TWENTYY i know this is a fake but still PPL SHES TWENTY
hey guys
& y the **** do we need to no that ash is buyin condoms????
xxxROXYxxx
now that u byed coidmes ifthat call and u where bying them for who your brother twent
I totally agree with the previous comment from “anonymous” ! come on you guys come back on earth
why would she be a virgin??
she’s TWENTY!!
it will be back but not for a while. it looks like her host is really bad and she has to move her site to another one.
“Michael, do you have any idea what happened to this site (besides the obvious) and will it ever return.
http://www.olsen-fan.net/
Comment by Disturbly Worried”
HEy!!! its not true that she was buying condoms…
Its just another funny dialogue that Michael made..:mrgreen:
and thats not a drug store…its kind of cosmetic store…:razz:
Michael, do you have any idea what happened to this site (besides the obvious) and will it ever return.
http://www.olsen-fan.net/
You don’t know how much I love Ashley when she’s wearing those hot, sexy, black leather, knee high boots!
i heard they are not making any movies for now.:roll:
how come they don’t play in any new movies even hilary duff and otheres are making more movies then them
HEY EVERYONE AND MICHAEL,
DO YOU GUYS THINK SHE DYED HER HAIR FOR A PART IN A FILM?????????
She’s in Barney’s New York, they don’t sell condoms there.
Jeena i just receive your pics last week thank you i forgot to tell you. =)
does it matter.
yup i know shes a virgin?..gah maybe she isnt?
of course she wasnt buying condoms, shes probably still a virgin u guys!
i would rathe do it withouut comdons it tastes better and its more fun
Yeah Michael your a real camedian.
glad you liked it.
“…OMFG! i cant stop laughing Michael!!!
You made me laugh again!
Well..about her hair..i totally love it..she looks so0o classy in that hair color..
I’m just so sick seeing her with blonde hair!!.
Comment by Danace”
think she looks cute:grin:Love the color!..And I loved her blond hair, and I’d love it if she colored it blond again.. It does not really matter, she looks nice no matter what! jei! MK AND ASH!! GO 4 IT!!:razz:
…OMFG! i cant stop laughing Michael!!!
You made me laugh again!:razz:
Well..about her hair..i totally love it..she looks so0o classy in that hair color..:smile:
I’m just so sick seeing her with blonde hair!!.:razz:
haha xD
love her! I think she´s looking cool in her “new” hair!
I like her hair, it’s different, altough her blond hair was beautiful too!
How do you know she was buying condoms?
MKA are the best!!!:grin:
She’s iis great!
It is very save if you do it wive condoom!!
Its oke:wink:
Beyyy!
I dont like her hair ugh you are add man lol
She’s iis great!
lol! that is rather humorous!!
condoms and any of the olsen twins……….thats just not a perfect match……..i mean come on they still look like 12 year olds!………..
she looks so damn ugly with dark hair…
blond looked a lot better on her.
I could only imagine how much condoms would cost if they were sold at Barneys.:lol: I like the color that Ashley dyed here hair, but I perfer the blonde. I do think more people will take her serious as a businesswoman with the darker hair since she appears older.
Me too eMziE O I did not know that she died her hair………….but hey mk is back to a blond.
This thing about condom I don’t by this story at all micheal.
Her hair would probably look great [I LOVED it on Mary-Kate even though she looked totally pale at the time] but Ashley looks a little…My Fair Lady-ish lol Like she’s poor, homeless, & malnourished. Why do they always look like sh**!!! [It really bothers me though I’m still totally obsessed…:mrgreen:]
ha ha!!! That was awesome!!! LoL…..
Very good website!! Keep it up!!!