... d beast who was only capable of engaging women by doing that magic trick that I do with the handkerchief and the collapsible wand. You know the one. • But in retrospect I think that you were probably just in a really good mood. Had you not been Mary-Kate Olsen, I would probably tried to get your number, or at least asked if you wanted to take a ride in my van. But instead, I just smiled and accepted the compliment. Always wanted to say thanks for that. But I've never been able to, because that was t ...

Read full article at Gawker

Tweet this

Make a comment

RSS feed for comments on this post.

No registration required.

Name (not required)

Mail (not required)

Website (not required)