Well not about her boobs, more like, inspired by them?

I was listening to Fever Dream by Tyler Bates from the 300 soundtrack and I thought, cool song. Then I saw this poster from the movie and thought, hmm, cool girl, looks familiar….

I thought, hey, is that my sister? I looked at the face very carefully with a magnifying glass but decided it couldn’t be her because I don’t have a sister. That was close.

Where have I seen that girl before?

Then I realized, it wasn’t the girl that’s looked familiar, it was the boobs. I saw those boobs before, in a video of Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Rolling Stone photo-shoot.

If you look closely at this photo you’ll see Mary-Kate boobs. It takes a trained eye but if you stare at it long enough you’ll see them. You’ll also see that she has much better boobs than that other girl. Can you see where I’m going with this?

Mary-Kate should of been the one to get licked by those lecherous slimy old lepers.

Oh well, no use crying about it, didn’t happen, get over it. She’ll get her chance along with Ashley to be filmed writhing in drug induced ecstasy while being licked by lecherous slimy old lepers because Hollywood is where dreams are made of. Maybe in the sequel, “300 Reloaded and Reincarnated”?

Until that comes out what shall I do? I said to myself, self, make music a video. It will feature that cool song from 300 and Mary-Kate’s much better boobs. Well, no, hold on there partner, I can’t do that, that’s crass. I’ll make it about those adorable girls. No not those girls, the twins. Not those twins, the twins, the Olsen twins. She didn’t name them “the Olsen twins”! Shut uuuup!

Music Video - Mary-Kate and Ashley - Fever Dream
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Also available at a Youtube video boutique near you.

Youtube.com/watch?v=UtiF8i1qHwA
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