SOURCE: CandyKirby.com | Humor Columnist, Pop Culture, Sex, Funny News, It's CandyTV

According to the National Enquirer, Mary-Kate Olsen is clearly pregnant because her weight has “shot up to 102 lbs.”

Dear lord.  If she’s NOT pregnant, somebody put that girl on Weight Watchers — STAT.  Next thing you’ll tell me that her clavicle is no longer considered a dangerous weapon in 42 states.  Beached whale alert!

A National Enquirer janitor “source” said:

“Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy.”

Meanwhile, CandyKirby.com’s sources say Mary-Kate may have just swallowed a peanut.  Story developing.

Tags: Babies, Olsen Twins, Tabloid Wisdom

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