(gallery of the absurd)

It's time to debut my 2007 Holiday Greeting Card Collection: Celebrity Elves. The Olsen Twin elves are at times, adorable little imps with large lemur-like eyes and messy tangled hair. Draping themselves in blankets, shawls and furs, they are often spotted teetering about the streets of NY wearing impossible shoes and carrying expensive bags twice their size. Most of the time they look harmless, but occasionally you'll catch a photo of them that sends chills down your spine. An icy glare, an unsmiling face, bright, yet empty eyes. If I was riding my bike down a creepy hotel corridor, say The Overlook for example, and the twins suddenly appeared in front of me, I'd become gripped by fear.

i love the second one that says, "twas the night before christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring ... because the olsen twins had made them all into coats."

thanks www.mkashley.com giving us the heads up

The Lone Ranger New York Times, United States - Dec 14, 2007 While recent reports on celebrity Web sites have linked him to Mary-Kate Olsen (he says they are just friends), Mr. Avery says he is single and happy with ...

Mary-Kate Olsen dating Brothers & Sisters’ Dave Annable?
Friday December 14th, 2007 at 6:13 pm by Lucy



Mary-Kate Olsen has been romantically linked to Brothers & Sisters star Dave Annable after the couple were spotted out and about together twice in one week

The pair were first spotted at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles at the start of the month, out in a crowd with friends including Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson.

An onlooker told In Touch Weekly: “They drank beer and left together. They looked pretty close.”

Then just a few days later, they were spotted together again at Teddy’s restaurant in LA’s Roosevelt Hotel - but without the crowd of friends this time: hey were all over each other, they looked as though they couldn’t get enough of each other.”

“They were holding hands, cuddling and kissing throughout dinner.”

Mary-Kate’s spokesperson has denied the romance rumours, insisting the pair are just friends.

(source)

*according to star magazine she was dating someone else? that hocky guy or something.



Ashley Olsen isn't the only one getting a little action lately. InTouch reports that Mary-Kate Olsen was all over "Brothers & Sisters" star Dave Annable at Teddy's in Hollywood.

A source said, "They were all over each other, they looked as though they couldn't get enough of each other! They were holding hands, cuddling and kissing throughout dinner." The pair were also seen at Chateau Marmont last week.

Dave apparently recently split with his girlfriend. So, let's see...the Olsens have been linked to Lance Armstrong, Josh Lucas, Nachos, Max Snow, David Katzenburg and who knows who else. Effing their way through Hollywood. SLUTS!

It's weird to me that all these dudes are caught making out with the Olsens in public. It's a little weird, because they are like little girls. Little dirty, girls. It would be like making out with one of the Goonies. I mean just imagine making out with "Chunk." Not hot.

source: http://dlisted.com/node/19819

i hadn't seen this one either.



source: www.mary-kateandashleyfan.org

OK magazine

It was a full house on Dec. 12 at the Bowery Hotel when none other than the Tanner family clan came in to play!

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, John Stamos and Bob Saget gathered at the New York City hotel at 11:30 p.m. and headed straight for a table for four to satiate Ashley's grumbling stomach, an eyewitness tells OK!.

“I’m starving!” Ashley, 21, proclaimed immediately upon greeting her former co-stars, causing her TV dad to placate, “Whatever you want, you can get.”

While Ashley, sipping on a glass of red wine, hustled her family into the main dining room, her sis, clad in a green silk caftan and flats, hung back to chat with Uncle Jesse and socialite pal Derek Blasberg with a Heineken in hand before joining her crew.

“They were having a blast!” the source tells OK!. “Ashley was sucking down a plate of Spaghetti Bolognese and laughing like a 60 year-old man!”

That's possibly from funnyman Bob, who had the whole table in an uproar -- even interrupting a deep 10 min conversation between Mary-Kate and John, the eyewitness says. Intense!

(paparazzi world)

this wasn't my favourite look of theirs.
source: http://www.olsen-files.com/pictures/thumbnails.php?album=94

Our fashion critic counts down the biggest ooh-la-las and oopsies of the year!

In fashion, 2007 was a year of do's, don'ts and oh-no-they-didn'ts! From BRITNEY SPEARS' too-revealing sequined bikini at the MTV VMAs to LINDSAY LOHAN's clunky, alcohol-monitoring anklet and MARY-KATE OLSEN's "babboon" dress, there were plenty of red-carpet fashion pile-ups. So who set the gold standard? With the help of our style guru STEVEN COJOCARU, here are the best (and worst) of the year!

JENNIFER LOPEZ had a very high-glam year. At the Golden Globes, she looked like an Egyptian queen in her one-shouldered MARCHESA gown with ornate embroidered trim, which she smartly accessorized with gold bracelets and earrings and big, beautiful pulled-back hair. She followed up the trend at the Oscars with another Marchesa, this time with its own bejeweled neckline. "She was Athena, she was Aphrodite!" Cojo raved.

Newly single girl next door REESE WITHERSPOON surprised everyone when she attended the Oscars in full vamp mode -- with stick-straight hair in an attention-grabbing eggplant NINA RICCI dress with turn-of-the-century ruffling at the bottom -- very modern-day MAE WEST. KATE WINSLET was also angelic in a seafoam-colored VALENTINO and Cojo loved CAMERON DIAZ in her white origami-like gown with the giant overlay.

Mary-Kate Olsen dating Brothers & Sisters’ Dave Annable? Fametastic, UK - Dec 14, 2007 The pair were first spotted at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles at the start of the month, out in a crowd with friends including Nicole Richie and Samantha ...

Stars Only Fed
IT was a "Full House" reunion at the Bowery Hotel's Lobby Bar Wednesday night, when the Olsen twins, Ashley and Mary-Kate, rolled in with their TV dad, Bob Saget, and their "Uncle Jesse," John Stamos, to drink and party till the wee hours. Ashley drank red wine and whined, "I'm hungry, I want bolognese" - until hotel staff brought her spaghetti bolognese, even though they said they had a strict policy against serving food to nonguests. Mary-Kate chatted up Stamos and watched her sis chow down.

Reese Witherspoon's Rocky Relationship; The Hills Hoax National Post, Canada - Dec 14, 2007 -First David Anabelle was all over his TV sister, and now it's Ashley Olsen. Is this a pre-midlife crisis? -The Golden Globes nominations are out, ...

Are You Over Scarves? FabSugar.com, CA - Dec 14, 2007 And we can't forget the leopard scarf epidemic that infected Kate Moss, SJP, and Ashley Olsen. I think scarves are a great way to accessorize a drab outfit, ...

Hey everyone, As you know, it’s the coming to the end of the year. I want to make MKAshley even BETTER in 2008. I’d love your suggestions as to what sort of things you’d want to see on the site! I’m also thinking about introducing a “Flashback Friday” section, where I showcase stuff from when MK [...]

Thanks to Matth over at Olsen Files, we have more pictures from the 2007 official shoot with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. I think the girls look gorgeous in these photos, but I’m personally a fan of Mary-Kate with darker hair. This is too blonde for me. What’s your favorite MK hair colour? Share This

Find Out What the Stars Are Driving TheStreet.com - Dec 14, 2007 Trendsetter Mary-Kate Olsen doesn't mind, barely rising above the wheel of her extended Cadillac DeVille -- DTS with vintage cellphone antenna on the back ...

Can Amy Winehouse survive? Daily Telegraph, Australia - Dec 14, 2007 ... the Celebrity Shocker, the All-Round Train-Wreck, Biggest Tantrum and could very well win the Mary-Kate Olsen For God's Sake Eat Something gong. ...

Toe-no! Marc's fashion plea The Sun, UK - Dec 14, 2007 There's no need for celebrity mates like ASHLEY OLSEN and SCARLETT JOHANSSON to panic about a change of direction for Marc though. He was making a statement ...

Will Smith's Charities Include Scientology FOX News - Dec 14, 2007 He also confirmed that, at least for a minute, 36 year old Lance Armstrong was dating 21 year old Mary Kate Olsen. "She’s like a daughter to me," Bob said ...

Has MK Got A New Fella? Sky Showbiz, UK - Dec 14, 2007 And the whisperings go a little something like this - that Mary-Kate Olsen is dating Brothers & Sisters star Dave Annable. Dave has recently split from his ...

Star-Telegram Fort Worth Star Telegram, TX - Dec 14, 2007 You can watch those adorable twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen get caked with blood on a new PETA-produced Web site that dubs them "the Trollsen Twins" and ...

New images from the official 2007 shoot have surfaced. Don't forget to check them out!

ughhh these people just annoy the fuck out of me.



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source: olsen-files.com

Gallery of the Absurd imagined what Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen would look like as elves! They look a bit creepy, but I think that was the point. Share This

OK! Magazine caught Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen dining with Full House alums John Stamos and Bob Saget at the Bowery Hotel in NYC last night. Everyone showed up around 11:30, and Ashley immediately announced she was starving! “They were having a blast!” the source told the magazine. “Ashley was sucking down a plate of Spaghetti Bolognese and [...]