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The East Hampton Star East Hampton Star, USA - 3 hours ago Celebrity clients so far include the likes of Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld and Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Mr. Goldstein said seeing his customers in their ...

MK was leaving Maxfield on December 5th. She was walking, and minutes later she went to her car.

BUYER: Ashley Olsen
LOCATION: N. Mansfield Avenue, Los Angeles, CA
PRICE: $1,575,000 (sale)
SIZE: 2,332 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: ...exterior accented by wrought iron, casement windows, and second-floor balcony with wooden balustrades, the residence invites. Within, plaster walls with heavy massing, alcoves, and rustic beamed ceilings impart a warm, hand-crafted ambiance. A signature arch separates the LR and DR and is repeated at the fireplace. Beyond a room-like covered patio, the private, tiled pool and spa is set within a lush landscape and evokes a true tropical resort feel.
YOUR MAMAS NOTES: The rumors are true, children. According to Jim Nasium, a lovely gentleman who cruises and peruses the "solds" in the MLS and knows a little something about celebrity real estate, Your Mama has fi-na-lee confirmed that teeny tiny twin titan Ashley Olsen did indeed buy a modest house in Hancock Park.
To be honest, after receiving some additional information from our always helpful and always funny Fairy Godmother in Bel Air, Your Mama does not know whether we are perplexed or impressed by the modesty of Little Miss Ashley's new property. Keep in mind children, that along with her fashion disaster sister Mary Kate, these itty bitty Range Rover driving behatchas used to own a spectacular $4,300,000 Hal Levitt designed home in Bel Air and the sprawling penthouse they bought but never occupied at the butt-uglee Morton Square building in the far West Village of Manhattan is currently on the market for $11,995,000. It was also recently reported in New York Magazine that the wee millionaire recently gave up her $15,000 per month Grove Street duplex rental in the West Village.
So clearly this little ladee in a pair of high priced high heel shooz, who made a reported $17,000,000 this year, can afford something a little less pedestrian and in a far more private location. Now puppies, Your Mama has a soft spot in our cold heart for these twig sized twins. They've worked their entire childhoods, earned a few hundred million smackers and as a result they bear the awesome responsibility to support a vast network of DualStar executives, factory workers, family members, private staff and security, not to mention nearly single handedly paying the leases at Maxfield and Fred Segal with all their Black AmEx purchasing.
Anyhoo, Little Miss Ashley recently picked up this little Spanish style cutie for $1,575,000. And that's not a rumor children, that's what the tiny tycoon actually paid for the 2,332 square foot house that includes 4 bedrooms and three bathrooms. Miss Olsen purchased the house from a very successful Director or Photography and it's just our uneducated and snarky guess that she'll soon have her industrial cleaners and a team of nice gay decorators in here scrubbing, bleaching and furnishing the place to within an inch of it's life and having an army of landscapers and security experts on the premises to create a safe and private retreat.
Keep in mind kids, that the interior furnishings here are NOT those of Miss Ashley, but rather the seller of the property. None the less, Your Mama can not help but to offer a few comments. Certainly a better solution was to be found for the television shoved into the corner of the bedroom and we might have better appreciated and more contemporary and even glitzy chandelier in the dining room to offset the architecture and the organic table. Also, we happen to know there is a large and nasty pot rack above the commercial grade range in the kitchen, and who doesn't know by now how Your Mama feels about a pot rack? However, overall we rather like the stylish, quirky, easily lived in, didn't pay a decorator a small fortune vibe and Your Mama could imagine feeling quite comfortable in this little Spanish casa...even if it is in crime riddled Hancock Park.
Out back, the swimming pool is really quite lovely and sophisticated and modern looking. We even like the black bottom look and naturally we adore all the high walled landscaping around the pool deck which should allow Miss Olsen, should she choose, to sun her barely there breasts in relative privacy. Then again, almost no one tans naturally in Los Angeles anymore, do they? Your Mama adores the covered porch off the living room that provides an excellent, shady and cool spot for Little Miss Ashley to sip gin and tonics, pour over all the latest glossy tabs and entertain her latest in a long line of beaus looking to sidle up next to her bank account.
However, not all sits well with Your Mama in the back yard. The children will note that in order to get to that inviting swimming pool, one must cross the driveway and step around the big square G55. Not only that, but while sprawled out on the cushioned chaise lounge poolside, one's big dirty whips loom forbiddingly as they sit parked in the driveway. Yes of course children, the cars can always be put into the two car garage, but what if Ashley converts the garage into a monster dressing room for all her Balanciaga bags, Chanel separates and Louboutin spikes? What then?
Listing information for the property shows that the laundry is located in the garage. What?! Now puppies, Little Miss Ashley probably does not actually launder her own clothes, she's simply too pampered for that. In fact, we're not sure the clothes horse wears any one item twice, which kinda eliminates the needs to launder the designer duds at all. However, is it really fair, when you have more than a hundred million clams, to ask your housekeeper to wash the linens and bath towels in a dirty grease smelling garage? Can you pay Hortencia enough for that indignity?
Now, for all your krazy kats out there who think it would be cute to jump in your sad little Saturns and drive over to Hancock Park to catch a glimpse of this mega rich young ladee in her private habitat: Get a grip, fools. Because you can bet your mama's life that Little Miss Ashley will have this places secured like Fort Knox and if you think that three hundred pound slab of beef security guard won't break your arm if you set even one toe on the property, well you're even more stoopid that Your Mama thought. Seriously kids, there's simply nothing more justifiably humiliating than being given a public smack down because you want to see a celeb live and up close. Hunnies, please, that's what the T.V., the tabs and the internets are for.
Anyhoo, Your Mama wishes Little Miss Ashley and her big Mercedes a happy home in Hancock Park. Be sure to give Your Mama a call when you get settled because we've got some nice knickknacks for you.
P.S. For anyone curious about where the Little Miss Mary Kate and all her baubles, chains and bracelets live...she shacks up in a very, very private rental up in the The Birds.

With contributor Cristina Gibson E! Online - 8 hours ago Let Lindsay and Mary-Kate Olsen fight over him. Find a new dude who hasn’t already done half of Hollywood, or tried to, so that excludes Brandon Davis. ...

Heidi Klum In The Valley Of The (Star)Dolls Brandweek Magazine, NY - 8 hours ago The site, similar in nature to Second Life, also has shops for singer Avril Lavigne and actress Hillary Duff and Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. ...

Guys, I've just been informed that the pictures of Mary-Kate at Maxfields are a copyright violation. They have been removed from the website immediatly, I would like to ask everyone who reposted them on forums to REMOVE the images and messages in the forums, because I will get in trouble otherwise.
I would like to express my sincere apologies to the owner, the images have been removed immediatly!

Mary-Kate Olsen made a quick stop at Maxfield’s on December 5th. No word on whether it was for business or pleasure. I love the loose plaid shirt and skinny jeans. MK has been looking awesome lately! Click on the images for bigger. Source: The Fashion Spot Share This

Hartley Miller's Slap-Shots December 7th Edition Opinion250 News, Canada - 14 hours ago Seth Meyers, co-host on Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update, on the rumored relationship between former Tour De France champ Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen.

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@ 2007-12-07 09:44:53
The actress, best known as half of the acting duo Mary-Kate and Ashley alongside her fraternal twin sister Mary-Kate Olsen, just purchased this 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom, 2,332 square foot Hancock Park home for $1,575,000.

BLAB! Celebrity Terror Alert Fort Worth Star Telegram, TX - 16 hours ago Waifish twins Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen are trading in their rambling $5 million Bel-Air digs for a $1.6 million four-bedroom Spanish-style home in ...

picture post w/ a few rare and/or uncommon pictures
and here are some more from the fan club that aren't necessarily rare
but are just kind of fun to look at & are related. this is from them
promoting their line in france last year {meeting & greeting fans, etc}
these first four are from when camille (a fan) met them, and i think they might
have been rare b/c i had never seen them before.
here are some great pictures of the meet & greet from france --
i had never seen so many before, except the generic ones from the
mka website.
^^I FREAKIN ADORE THEIR OUTFITS HERE
and here are some more from the fan club -- these are all from the
meet & greet tour they went on to promote their line in europe
last year -- this particular set is from spain, where they met this
girl with the orange mic from nickelodeon (i wonder if there's a clip?)
and here's a few more that entertain me:
these three ... where i was going to say something really rude, about these pictures but lets just suffice it to say i find them interesting.
i think this one is cute:
anyway
ALL OF THESE PICTURES ARE CREDITED TO
HTTP://WWW.MARY-KATEANDASHLEYFAN.ORG
& between this link (1) and this link (2)
you can find a lot more of your own unseen pictures.
^^check them out

I thought some of you might be interested. This is what me and my bf are making. I think its pretty cool. Its almost done i just have three more rows to do.
This is in the living room of my apartment i think that its going to look great!

Ashley farts in Whole Foods.
Sorry I'm only posting the link and not the article!

Glamour and grit collide on Bowery at museum bash Downtown Express - Dec 6, 2007 Lance Armstrong, Ashley Olsen, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Julianne Moore were also reported in attendance. By day, the Bowery exudes urban, industrial grit. ...

Keira Knightley NEWS.com.au, Australia - Dec 6, 2007 BRITNEY Spears IS pregnant with her third child - according to UK claims, while Ashley Olsen is reportedly dating Josh Lucas. VAL Kilmer "freaked out" at a ...

Miley Cyrus tops highest-earning-teens list China Daily, China - Dec 6, 2007 Twin moguls Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen ranked fourth after amassing $17 million each, while Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe, 18, took fifth position by ...

I've added a recent candid set of Mary-Kate leaving a furniture store, and Ashley attending the Kiki De Montparnasse LA Store Opening. I'll try to get the rest of the candids, but I don't know if I'll be able too. Thanks for your input, I'm still deciding if I should let someone help me take care of this site, but the minute I do I'll let you guys know!

Mary-Kate was seen outside of the Maxfield store on Melrose Ave yesterday.

love what she's wearing! - keep it up MK.

People: John Mayer and Ricki Lake? Really? Express from The Washington Post, DC - Dec 6, 2007 Just when we thought things couldn't get more strange than the brief coupling of Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen, it does. Like we said before, ...

Daniel is top earner This is North Scotland, UK - Dec 6, 2007 Entrepeneurial acting twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen (17 million dollars each) took fifth place. While Daniel didn't top the list, he did come up trumps ...

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky and Weird, Mary-Kate/Ashley Olsen

TMZ.com: Nature buffs were both delighted and terrified yesterday, when the extremely rare, red-orbed celebutwin species, Mary-Katenus Olsenicus, often confused with the Ashleyus, was seen perched near some statuary outside of the Maxfield store on Melrose... Read more

updates for you guys ...
11/30 Ash Leaving Madeo's in HQ now available:

(SEE THE REST HERE)
10/24 MK Picking Up Script in Santa Monica in HQ now available:
(SEE THE REST HERE)
& these pictures of Ash in an airport in Cabo from August 06 w/ Greg Chait
are now available on olsen-files and i had just never seen them before ...
(SEE THE REST HERE IN HQ)

i love how obvious it is that she's flipping off the
paparazzi in some of these. <3 mk.
album 269 for all HQ & more pictures:
http://www.olsen-files.com/pictures/thumbnails.php?album=269
credit: olsen-files